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In Jest (unless someone wants to give me a Vic tix!): Interesting Trades Considered
eddievedder1977
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In honor of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer helps Jerry sell his conversion van.....I'll offer up some items of great interest for your extra Vic ticket.
I'm more than aware no one will bite on this, and even more aware that there are more Vic threads than Cornell threads in other music.
But here goes anyways.
Your 1 extra Vic ticket for......
A used DVD of Freddy Got Fingered ---> Only watched once!!!
The dead bird my dog brought in the house two days ago --> Not in mint condition
A night of fine dining provided by myself at the Burger King --> You may choose anything on the menu --> Up to $10 value!!
A six pack of Tecate --> Warm, that we have to drink before the show.
An autographed copy (signed by me) of a used Limp Bizkit CD --> The incredible Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog flavored water.
My wife's underwear --> Or mine, depending on your gender, and which way you swing.
Baseball card of Cubs Legend Luis Salazar --> Value to great to include in this email as I would have way too many takers
And....I will let you punch me in the face as hard as you can, once --> Na fuck it, twice.
So, bring the offers on bitches!
I'm more than aware no one will bite on this, and even more aware that there are more Vic threads than Cornell threads in other music.
But here goes anyways.
Your 1 extra Vic ticket for......
A used DVD of Freddy Got Fingered ---> Only watched once!!!
The dead bird my dog brought in the house two days ago --> Not in mint condition
A night of fine dining provided by myself at the Burger King --> You may choose anything on the menu --> Up to $10 value!!
A six pack of Tecate --> Warm, that we have to drink before the show.
An autographed copy (signed by me) of a used Limp Bizkit CD --> The incredible Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog flavored water.
My wife's underwear --> Or mine, depending on your gender, and which way you swing.
Baseball card of Cubs Legend Luis Salazar --> Value to great to include in this email as I would have way too many takers
And....I will let you punch me in the face as hard as you can, once --> Na fuck it, twice.
So, bring the offers on bitches!
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