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One of those days when you have to just...

unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
edited November 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
...stand up, announce "I'm going for a massage." Walk over to the completely unpretentious mall next door, pay a buck a minute for $30. Stopped at Bathworks or Bodyworks or whatever it's called for some hand soap, and the Ann Taylor Factory Store for a couple of layering shirts.

Only thing is... I've never had a massage of my ass before. I'm not entirely sure that was on the up and up.

:?
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    unlost dogs wrote:
    ...stand up, announce "I'm going for a massage." Walk over to the completely unpretentious mall next door, pay a buck a minute for $30. Stopped at Bathworks or Bodyworks or whatever it's called for some hand soap, and the Ann Taylor Factory Store for a couple of layering shirts.

    Only thing is... I've never had a massage of my ass before. I'm not entirely sure that was on the up and up.

    :?

    the butt massage is my favortie part of a massage. they've been doing it in Cali for years. :lol:
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Ah yes, I can use a massage! I'm planning on a pedicure this weekend, they do an excellent leg massage there :)
  • CarolineSaysCarolineSays Posts: 345
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Only thing is... I've never had a massage of my ass before. I'm not entirely sure that was on the up and up.

    :?

    Ah... But did you enjoy it? ;)
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    CarolineSays wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Only thing is... I've never had a massage of my ass before. I'm not entirely sure that was on the up and up.

    :?

    Ah... But did you enjoy it? ;)


    :oops:

    yes
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  • CarolineSaysCarolineSays Posts: 345
    unlost dogs wrote:
    CarolineSays wrote:
    Ah... But did you enjoy it? ;)


    :oops:

    yes

    :lol:

    Good for you! ;)

    Make sure you don't go back straight away tomorrow. That might give the game away... :o
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The last time I got a butt massage I rolled over and asked them to do the other side. Needless to say, they asked me to never bring my business back. :roll:

    Prudes.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The last time I got a butt massage I rolled over and asked them to do the other side. Needless to say, they asked me to never bring my business back. :roll:

    Prudes.

    "Bring your business."

    Yeah, that's going to mean something different to me from now on.

    "Hey big guy... wanna come over here? Bring your business. Meeeeeeoooowwwww."
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    unlost dogs wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The last time I got a butt massage I rolled over and asked them to do the other side. Needless to say, they asked me to never bring my business back. :roll:

    Prudes.

    "Bring your business."

    Yeah, that's going to mean something different to me from now on.

    "Hey big guy... wanna come over here? Bring your business. Meeeeeeoooowwwww."

    Depending on how the massage went, I may have voluntarily took my business elsewhere. :o :P
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    as a Bath and Body works share holder, i thank you...please don't forget to swing by Victoria Secrets and get yourself something
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The last time I got a butt massage I rolled over and asked them to do the other side. Needless to say, they asked me to never bring my business back. :roll:

    Prudes.

    did it move?
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The last time I got a butt massage I rolled over and asked them to do the other side. Needless to say, they asked me to never bring my business back. :roll:

    Prudes.

    did it move?

    ..I... I... I don't know. :|
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The last time I got a butt massage I rolled over and asked them to do the other side. Needless to say, they asked me to never bring my business back. :roll:

    Prudes.

    you made me think of this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIEDIrE
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    unlost dogs wrote:
    ...stand up, announce "I'm going for a massage." Walk over to the completely unpretentious mall next door, pay a buck a minute for $30. Stopped at Bathworks or Bodyworks or whatever it's called for some hand soap, and the Ann Taylor Factory Store for a couple of layering shirts.

    Only thing is... I've never had a massage of my ass before. I'm not entirely sure that was on the up and up.

    :?


    yes, its on the up and up.... not too worry ;)
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  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    butt massage? :!:
    did you yell out "butt scratcha"!?

    did you have to pay extra for that :?:

    would that be considered a "happy ending" of the female massages?
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    butt massage? :!:
    did you yell out "butt scratcha"!?

    did you have to pay extra for that :?:

    would that be considered a "happy ending" of the female massages?


    :D:lol: no it's not a "happy ending" a true massotherapist will massage your "butt" - its amazing how much tension is in that area....
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  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    mikalina wrote:
    :D:lol: no it's not a "happy ending" a true massotherapist will massage your "butt" - its amazing how much tension is in that area....

    always a good idea to release that tension ... :lol:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mikalina wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    butt massage? :!:
    did you yell out "butt scratcha"!?

    did you have to pay extra for that :?:

    would that be considered a "happy ending" of the female massages?


    :D:lol: no it's not a "happy ending" a true massotherapist will massage your "butt" - its amazing how much tension is in that area....

    I talk to my massage therapist when I get my massages done...lots of lower back problems are eased by a 'bum massages' she even taught me how to stretch those muscles so they are easier to work on.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    butt massage? :!:
    did you yell out "butt scratcha"!?

    did you have to pay extra for that :?:

    would that be considered a "happy ending" of the female massages?


    :D:lol: no it's not a "happy ending" a true massotherapist will massage your "butt" - its amazing how much tension is in that area....

    I talk to my massage therapist when I get my massages done...lots of lower back problems are eased by a 'bum massages' she even taught me how to stretch those muscles so they are easier to work on.

    good lord!
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Posts: 14,352
    It's one of those days where I just had to take a nap in the evening, after work. Love doing this, it makes you so fresh for the evening :D

    I love massages, too. Could actually take one now, even after the relaxing nap. Head to toe, butt would be awesome as well. But not by a lady.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    good lord!

    what? that I talk to my massage therapist? I was looking into going to school for it... :?
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    good lord!

    what? that I talk to my massage therapist? I was looking into going to school for it... :?

    I'm thinking "good lord!" to the stretching of the butt muscles.
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    dcfaithful wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    good lord!

    what? that I talk to my massage therapist? I was looking into going to school for it... :?

    I'm thinking "good lord!" to the stretching of the butt muscles.


    :mrgreen:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I'm thinking "good lord!" to the stretching of the butt muscles.


    :mrgreen:

    Great minds?

    ;)8-)
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I shall never be able to look at dc or rick in the face again without thinking that they are imagining weird things... :oops:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I shall never be able to look at dc or rick in the face again without thinking that they are imagining weird things... :oops:
    :lol:

    All you have to say is "don't imagine me flexing my ass muscles." :lol:
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I shall never be able to look at dc or rick in the face again without thinking that they are imagining weird things... :oops:

    haha, because of you I can never look at a can of spray wHipped cream the same way again
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I shall never be able to look at dc or rick in the face again without thinking that they are imagining weird things... :oops:

    haha, because of you I can never look at a can of spray wHipped cream the same way again

    From the things I've read on here, me neither.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    dcfaithful wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I shall never be able to look at dc or rick in the face again without thinking that they are imagining weird things... :oops:

    haha, because of you I can never look at a can of spray wHipped cream the same way again

    From the things I've read on here, me neither.


    or pigeons for that matter.....although that wasn't RKCNDY's fault
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost! where are you?!?!?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Here I come to save the day!

    (Bonus points if you know what that line is from.)

    My butt feels pretty good right now.

    Just sayin'
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