- church
- the holy bible
- gossip (like celebrits and this like that)
- rugby
- stupid tv shows that talk about the "famous" people (like gossip)
- tv shows where people dance/sing/show a talent (i really hate those)
Weatherforecasts - I have windows in my apartment letting me know if there's a raging blizzard or not. I do not need a thirty minute lecture on why, how, where and when it all came from.
Daylight vampires - No just no!
Facebook updates on where people are and with whom - I could not care less, I'm not there.
Light beer - Just don't belive in it.
Hairproducts - just silly to me to spend hours upon hours 'doing' your hair.
Sports - unless it's 24h Le Mans, my 24 hours a year where I watch sports.
Oh and super-fast zombies - see daylight vampires.
star wars
the beatles
cage fighting/mma/whatever you call it
dexter
movie quotes
sitting around with friends and talking about things that happened 20+ years ago. Really. I've heard your story about getting caught stealing the car 247 times. Can we go play pictionary or cards or something?
soccer
adults who dress up for halloween (i'll give somewhat a pass to hot chicks and those who do it for their children but in general most adults look ridiculous in costumes)
drama television shows/movies - life has enough drama, give me comedies
Drama filled people
Nascar. What's the big deal about chasing cars in a freaking circle.
Golf. Why hit a ball.. to go chase it and then hit it again. I don't get it.
nascar- the utimate in mindless entertainment
I think a karaoke contest that has become the highest rated show on T.V. trumps Nascar in the mindless entertainment department.
Also- dancing/singing shows? Complete and absolute torture.
People talking about it at work: even worse (especially when the same person asks me a few times a month some question related to it "Did you see who got voted off??" "Who do you think is going to win?" "What did you think of ________'s outfit?" to which I always respond "I don't watch any of that shit" in disgusted tone...you think they would remember this and stop trying to talk to me about it). ANNOYING.
Makes much more sense...
2011: East Troy, WI 1 & 2; Toronto ON 1 & 2; Hamilton ON
2012: Berlin, Germany 1& 2; Stockholm Sweden; Oslo Norway; Copenhagen Denmark
2013: Wrigley Field- Chicago, IL; Philadelphia, PA 1 & 2; Hartford, CT; Vancouver BC; Seattle, WA.
2014: Cincinnati, OH; St. Louis, MO; Moline, IL; Milwaukee, WI 2016: Wrigley Field- Chicago 1&2
American Idol, X Factor, etc
Church, Religion, Bible Thumpers
Nosy people...if I wanted you to know I'd fuckin tell you.
Golf
UFC
Gossip
Drama Queens
Hunting
Hearing from people at work about every boring detail of your life...shut the fuck up already, your life at the interesting.
war
I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
Woman I work with: "Little Jimmy's team made it to the playoffs this year, but I think yada yada yada"
Me: I DO NOT CARE.
I'm the only person in my office without children. WHY oh WHY do they think I give a ratfuck about what their kids are doing???? Harsh? Maybe. But it's so true!
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Woman I work with: "Little Jimmy's team made it to the playoffs this year, but I think yada yada yada"
Me: I DO NOT CARE.
I'm the only person in my office without children. WHY oh WHY do they think I give a ratfuck about what their kids are doing???? Harsh? Maybe. But it's so true!
Oh man it is the worst. I do not give a shit about your kids sports teams and how good little Johnny is at soccer!
I really hope I am not like that when I have kids...
All those stupid dancing and singing shows on TV. No, I don't care who won or who is getting better. Please for the love of all that is sacred, STOP talking about it in the office!!!
the best part be number 1 in the office is that im not allowed conversation like that
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Woman I work with: "Little Jimmy's team made it to the playoffs this year, but I think yada yada yada"
Me: I DO NOT CARE.
I'm the only person in my office without children. WHY oh WHY do they think I give a ratfuck about what their kids are doing???? Harsh? Maybe. But it's so true!
Oh man it is the worst. I do not give a shit about your kids sports teams and how good little Johnny is at soccer!
I really hope I am not like that when I have kids...
God yes. I am the sports editor at a small town newspaper and this is nonstop for me everywhere I go. Add to that the woman in the office who is constantly showing me idiotic videos of grandkids doing a bunch of silly shit.
Also, I do not care about your exercise routine, jogging or weightlifting. Been there, done that. No, I shouldn't go to the gym thank you very much.
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Pizza with sauce other than tomato, and toppings other than cheese or, if I'm feeling perky, peppers & onions. And don't get me started on "thick crusts." That's just bread with pizza toppings. It isn't pizza. :x
Political campaigns and prognostications unless it's the last month before the election.
Clothing for dogs. (Exception to be made for fleece coats for really cold winter days, but the fleece coats must be styled for function, not fashion, and under no circumstances should said fleece include a matching hat, scarf and booties. One more exception _ the sweatshirt Sweet Pea wears when it's chilly and she's going to be outside. They didn't have one without a hood so I had to get it.)
Now you'll have to excuse me while I run to the Apple store to return the iPad I got for Dissidentman for Christmas.
Woman I work with: "Little Jimmy's team made it to the playoffs this year, but I think yada yada yada"
Me: I DO NOT CARE.
I'm the only person in my office without children. WHY oh WHY do they think I give a ratfuck about what their kids are doing???? Harsh? Maybe. But it's so true!
I work with 2 just like that...wtf makes people think everyone cares about what their kds are doing.
I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
- bologna of any sort
- ditto for any other kind of "weird" lunchmeat ('ham' with bits of cheese INSIDE the ham? gag)
- white wine (unless I'm already drunk, then its a maybe)
- being reserved
- Snooki
Makes much more sense...
2011: East Troy, WI 1 & 2; Toronto ON 1 & 2; Hamilton ON
2012: Berlin, Germany 1& 2; Stockholm Sweden; Oslo Norway; Copenhagen Denmark
2013: Wrigley Field- Chicago, IL; Philadelphia, PA 1 & 2; Hartford, CT; Vancouver BC; Seattle, WA.
2014: Cincinnati, OH; St. Louis, MO; Moline, IL; Milwaukee, WI 2016: Wrigley Field- Chicago 1&2
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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i don't root for anybody..seems silly to me. although i do root agaist a few people.
Talladega is a fun race. i'd like to go there one of these days.
- the holy bible
- gossip (like celebrits and this like that)
- rugby
- stupid tv shows that talk about the "famous" people (like gossip)
- tv shows where people dance/sing/show a talent (i really hate those)
Daylight vampires - No just no!
Facebook updates on where people are and with whom - I could not care less, I'm not there.
Light beer - Just don't belive in it.
Hairproducts - just silly to me to spend hours upon hours 'doing' your hair.
Sports - unless it's 24h Le Mans, my 24 hours a year where I watch sports.
Oh and super-fast zombies - see daylight vampires.
Alpine Valley Resort is etched in my brain!!!
the beatles
cage fighting/mma/whatever you call it
dexter
movie quotes
sitting around with friends and talking about things that happened 20+ years ago. Really. I've heard your story about getting caught stealing the car 247 times. Can we go play pictionary or cards or something?
Other peoples' kids
Shitty remakes of movies
adults who dress up for halloween (i'll give somewhat a pass to hot chicks and those who do it for their children but in general most adults look ridiculous in costumes)
drama television shows/movies - life has enough drama, give me comedies
Drama...especially at work
The resurgence of Journey over the past few years
Memes (99.99% of the time)
Chain pizza
Religion
Getting phones the day they come out (and god forbid camping overnight for one...)
The latest and greatest gadgets in general. I don't mind waiting a few months for the dust to settle
Bootlegs from the past few tours of shows I was not at. I stopped mass collecting bootlegs after the 2003 set came out.
Car racing
Posters from ANY show I was not at.
Cheap beer or wine
Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
ANY kind of canned vegetables (with the exception of tomatoes for recipes):
+1
Also- dancing/singing shows? Complete and absolute torture.
People talking about it at work: even worse (especially when the same person asks me a few times a month some question related to it "Did you see who got voted off??" "Who do you think is going to win?" "What did you think of ________'s outfit?" to which I always respond "I don't watch any of that shit" in disgusted tone...you think they would remember this and stop trying to talk to me about it). ANNOYING.
2011: East Troy, WI 1 & 2; Toronto ON 1 & 2; Hamilton ON
2012: Berlin, Germany 1& 2; Stockholm Sweden; Oslo Norway; Copenhagen Denmark
2013: Wrigley Field- Chicago, IL; Philadelphia, PA 1 & 2; Hartford, CT; Vancouver BC; Seattle, WA.
2014: Cincinnati, OH; St. Louis, MO; Moline, IL; Milwaukee, WI
2016: Wrigley Field- Chicago 1&2
ANY kind of canned vegetables (with the exception of tomatoes for recipes):
canned tomatoes are amazing.
another thing i have no interest in- Tea Baggers
i(insert product here)
winter
Church, Religion, Bible Thumpers
Nosy people...if I wanted you to know I'd fuckin tell you.
Golf
UFC
Gossip
Drama Queens
Hunting
Hearing from people at work about every boring detail of your life...shut the fuck up already, your life at the interesting.
war
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
Me: I DO NOT CARE.
I'm the only person in my office without children. WHY oh WHY do they think I give a ratfuck about what their kids are doing???? Harsh? Maybe. But it's so true!
Politics
Sad ,Boring,Misarable Women
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
tv
motorcycles
my job
Oh man it is the worst. I do not give a shit about your kids sports teams and how good little Johnny is at soccer!
I really hope I am not like that when I have kids...
HA!!!!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Also, I do not care about your exercise routine, jogging or weightlifting. Been there, done that. No, I shouldn't go to the gym thank you very much.
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Political campaigns and prognostications unless it's the last month before the election.
Clothing for dogs. (Exception to be made for fleece coats for really cold winter days, but the fleece coats must be styled for function, not fashion, and under no circumstances should said fleece include a matching hat, scarf and booties. One more exception _ the sweatshirt Sweet Pea wears when it's chilly and she's going to be outside. They didn't have one without a hood so I had to get it.)
Now you'll have to excuse me while I run to the Apple store to return the iPad I got for Dissidentman for Christmas.
I work with 2 just like that...wtf makes people think everyone cares about what their kds are doing.
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
YES- or anything from california pizza kitchen...thats some nasty ratfuck shit
- ditto for any other kind of "weird" lunchmeat ('ham' with bits of cheese INSIDE the ham? gag)
- white wine (unless I'm already drunk, then its a maybe)
- being reserved
- Snooki
2011: East Troy, WI 1 & 2; Toronto ON 1 & 2; Hamilton ON
2012: Berlin, Germany 1& 2; Stockholm Sweden; Oslo Norway; Copenhagen Denmark
2013: Wrigley Field- Chicago, IL; Philadelphia, PA 1 & 2; Hartford, CT; Vancouver BC; Seattle, WA.
2014: Cincinnati, OH; St. Louis, MO; Moline, IL; Milwaukee, WI
2016: Wrigley Field- Chicago 1&2
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
beer
nuts in food
crazy people
people that cry when they have a runny nose.
quite a bit of reality tv now