O.W.S. Demands

Jason PJason P Posts: 19,156
edited October 2011 in A Moving Train
The Demands Of Occupy Wall Street

As Occupy Wall Street enters its fifth week, its numbers are growing and the movement is beginning to take shape. Here are some of the protesters' demands:

* Bank of America should be renamed Bank of Jerkmerica

* A simple "We're sorry"

* Corporations should be handing out more free promo items if their profits exceed $1 billion, even if it's just hats or those stupid foam cup-holder things

* Arcade Fire to play one set for them or, if they're unavailable, Spoon

* European-style socialist state so we can enjoy the same economic prosperity they do

* Lower tuition at the private universities in the Northeast they chose to attend instead of in-state public colleges

* Cheaper Odwallas

* Holding senior executives accountable for the massive wealth lost and the millions of families they destroyed and making them feel really, really guilty about it

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-demands-of-occupy-wall-street,26347/
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Jason P wrote:
    The Demands Of Occupy Wall Street

    As Occupy Wall Street enters its fifth week, its numbers are growing and the movement is beginning to take shape. Here are some of the protesters' demands:

    * Bank of America should be renamed Bank of Jerkmerica

    * A simple "We're sorry"

    * Corporations should be handing out more free promo items if their profits exceed $1 billion, even if it's just hats or those stupid foam cup-holder things

    * Arcade Fire to play one set for them or, if they're unavailable, Spoon

    * European-style socialist state so we can enjoy the same economic prosperity they do

    * Lower tuition at the private universities in the Northeast they chose to attend instead of in-state public colleges

    * Cheaper Odwallas

    * Holding senior executives accountable for the massive wealth lost and the millions of families they destroyed and making them feel really, really guilty about it

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-demands-of-occupy-wall-street,26347/

    Heh heh heh :lol:
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