O.W.S. Demands
Jason P
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The Demands Of Occupy Wall Street
As Occupy Wall Street enters its fifth week, its numbers are growing and the movement is beginning to take shape. Here are some of the protesters' demands:
* Bank of America should be renamed Bank of Jerkmerica
* A simple "We're sorry"
* Corporations should be handing out more free promo items if their profits exceed $1 billion, even if it's just hats or those stupid foam cup-holder things
* Arcade Fire to play one set for them or, if they're unavailable, Spoon
* European-style socialist state so we can enjoy the same economic prosperity they do
* Lower tuition at the private universities in the Northeast they chose to attend instead of in-state public colleges
* Cheaper Odwallas
* Holding senior executives accountable for the massive wealth lost and the millions of families they destroyed and making them feel really, really guilty about it
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-demands-of-occupy-wall-street,26347/
As Occupy Wall Street enters its fifth week, its numbers are growing and the movement is beginning to take shape. Here are some of the protesters' demands:
* Bank of America should be renamed Bank of Jerkmerica
* A simple "We're sorry"
* Corporations should be handing out more free promo items if their profits exceed $1 billion, even if it's just hats or those stupid foam cup-holder things
* Arcade Fire to play one set for them or, if they're unavailable, Spoon
* European-style socialist state so we can enjoy the same economic prosperity they do
* Lower tuition at the private universities in the Northeast they chose to attend instead of in-state public colleges
* Cheaper Odwallas
* Holding senior executives accountable for the massive wealth lost and the millions of families they destroyed and making them feel really, really guilty about it
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-demands-of-occupy-wall-street,26347/
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