Giorgio Tsoukalos: Human or Alien?
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Bonus Question: What is your favorite way he pronounces "Astronaut"?
a. Assernaut
b. Astonaut
c. Askernaut
d. Asternaut
e. Other
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"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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I gotta with option A.
PS: Thank you for posting this. I thought I was the only person that ever watches that show.
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
as for my favourite pronunciation, it's gotta be (a), assernaut.
Mmmmm. Agreed. There has to be a reason for the hair, possibly covering up antennae or something. And the orange skin? Probably caused by radiation due to his homeworld's lack of an ozone layer and the proximity of its 2 suns.
And no you aren't the only one who watches it, it's the most unintentionally hilarious show on TV. I saw an episode yesterday in which Giorgio claimed that Greek Mythology was an account of aliens on Earth, and that Zeus was really an alien and that his lighting bolts were really a concentrated energy beam weapon. The only thing better than Giorgio is that David Childress guy who claimed that our moon is actually a Death Star just waiting (not sure WHAT its waiting for) to blow us up. Giorgio is just an excitable idiot, but I think David Childress is a certifiable lunatic.