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*Is My Son Gay?* App Hits Android Market

g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
edited September 2011 in A Moving Train
*Is My Son Gay?* App Hits Android Market

As some of you may know this is something I'm dealing with at home but to think these 20 questions will answer the question of *Is My Son Gay* is foolish. I answered Yes to 10 out of the 20 questions. Also below in the link watch the video of Apple pulling the app *The Gay Cure* from the App Store.

The app itself is a 20-question survey of "Yes" or "No" questions designed to identify your son's sexual preference. Via rue89, and translated into English by resident HuffPost French speaker Alice Hines, these questions are:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?



2. Does he like football?



3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?



4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?



5. Does he read sports magazines?



6. Does he have a best friend



7. Does he like team sports?



8. Is he prudish/modest?



9. Does he like diva singers?



10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom



11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing



12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?



13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son's sexual orientation?



14. Are you divorced?



15. Does he like musical comedies?



16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?



17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?



18. In your family is the father absent?



19. Was he shy as a child?



20. Is he close to his father?

Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    i don't think that these questions would qualify someone as gay. i answered yes to a lot of them, and i am a committed heterosexual lol...pretty tasteless app in my opinion.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    :wtf:

    That is ludicrous.

    Does it give you an answer after you complete the survey? And after this highly scientific method concludes your son is gay, does it advise you how to proceed?
    Do they have a counterpart survey to determine if your daughter is a lesbian?

    I hope nobody is actually paying for that garbage.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i don't think that these questions would qualify someone as gay. i answered yes to a lot of them, and i am a committed heterosexual lol...pretty tasteless app in my opinion.

    yeah but youre secretly flamboyant, right?? ;):lol:
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    g under p wrote:
    ...

    11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing


    so this is a sign of gayness now????





    what a ridiculous questionaire.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    catefrances wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i don't think that these questions would qualify someone as gay. i answered yes to a lot of them, and i am a committed heterosexual lol...pretty tasteless app in my opinion.

    yeah but youre secretly flamboyant, right?? ;):lol:
    secretly flamboyant, and absolutely fabulous :lol:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i don't think that these questions would qualify someone as gay. i answered yes to a lot of them, and i am a committed heterosexual lol...pretty tasteless app in my opinion.

    yeah but youre secretly flamboyant, right?? ;):lol:
    secretly flamboyant, and absolutely fabulous :lol:

    :lol::lol:

    hilarious.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • even flow - question markeven flow - question mark Posts: 1,568
    I guess the same people who have nannies to raise their children would probably need something like this. But a real parent who is hands on should be able to know if their child is leaning this way or that way.

    The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08

  • CorduroyGirlCorduroyGirl Posts: 283
    I'm very divided between two feelings right now... Amusement for the ridiculous questionaire and disgust for the fact that people actually made such an app and for considering that some parents might buy this instead of talking to their children and supporting them on whatever they need support with...
    ~Can't escape from the common rule
    If you hate something, don't you do it too...~
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    dumb
  • mikepegg44mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    I have an idea for a great app. I will call it,

    "Are you dumb as shit?"

    I will only need one question

    did you download the "is my son gay?" app?

    you know what would be an easier way to find out if your son was gay? talk to him and maybe, just maybe, ask him...wait, that is way too revolutionary an idea...best we all just stick to apps
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
    It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
    - Joe Rogan
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    I have an idea for a great app. I will call it,

    "Are you dumb as shit?"

    I will only need one question

    did you download the "is my son gay?" app?

    you know what would be an easier way to find out if your son was gay? talk to him and maybe, just maybe, ask him...wait, that is way too revolutionary an idea...best we all just stick to apps
    are you dumb as shit?

    1. did you download the "is my son gay?" app?

    :lol::lol::lol:

    i just spit water all over my keyboard..thanks mike :lol:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • bennett13bennett13 Posts: 439
    Wait a second! I love football. I always thought I was pretty damn straight, but thanks to this app, I'm not so sure now. :?
  • mikepegg44mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    I have an idea for a great app. I will call it,

    "Are you dumb as shit?"

    I will only need one question

    did you download the "is my son gay?" app?

    you know what would be an easier way to find out if your son was gay? talk to him and maybe, just maybe, ask him...wait, that is way too revolutionary an idea...best we all just stick to apps
    are you dumb as shit?

    1. did you download the "is my son gay?" app?

    :lol::lol::lol:

    i just spit water all over my keyboard..thanks mike :lol:


    glad I could be of service. I am going to Costanza this bitch,

    I AM OUT!
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
    It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
    - Joe Rogan
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    I have an idea for a great app. I will call it,

    "Are you dumb as shit?"

    I will only need one question

    did you download the "is my son gay?" app?

    you know what would be an easier way to find out if your son was gay? talk to him and maybe, just maybe, ask him...wait, that is way too revolutionary an idea...best we all just stick to apps

    I'm not sure if you are asking me this but just the same I've had this talk with him long ago and we know what needs to be known. I just thought this is....was one of the stupidest electronics things any company has come up with. No solutions after one has asked these questions and why only for a boy???

    My sons love football, both start on the offensive and defensive lines and are captains of the their undefeated team.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • bennett13bennett13 Posts: 439
    g under p wrote:
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    I have an idea for a great app. I will call it,

    "Are you dumb as shit?"

    I will only need one question

    did you download the "is my son gay?" app?

    you know what would be an easier way to find out if your son was gay? talk to him and maybe, just maybe, ask him...wait, that is way too revolutionary an idea...best we all just stick to apps

    I'm not sure if you are asking me this but just the same I've had this talk with him long ago and we know what needs to be known. I just thought this is....was one of the stupidest electronics things any company has come up with. No solutions after one has asked these questions and why only for a boy???

    My sons love football, both start on the offensive and defensive lines and are captains of the their undefeated team.

    Peace

    Because lesbians are HOT! :lol:
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    I'm a straight dude who tries to dress well and likes Lady Gaga... This would be very confusing to this app.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
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