cock squirrel (part I of V)

chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
edited September 2013 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
you piece of shit system. i just typed out 3 hours worth of work on here, i press submit and it vanishes never to be read again. now i am pissed.
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."

Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    (here is the unedited raw version from lastnight's work)

    Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen
    my name is Spalding Aloysius Rawlings
    these are the insane (nonsense to some) ramblings of one cock squirrel
    He is the final remaining species of the crazy unicorn man newspaper boy.

    I am ready hold on
    I have five reservations
    right?

    we have a limo
    chauffeur service at 4 am
    there will be hot poured tea
    a lady in black dress explaining things
    as the little gray spider crawls into the crack of the molding around the door
    and the driver will be like the crazy little bastard in Alice in Wonderland he will make you psychadelic drinks and will see funny sheet

    that will be our ride at 3:33 this morning
    it will be picking us up.
    now, can you imagine
    what is inside of an apple?
    seed that is a tree inside of each apple
    inside a tree are birds
    inside of an apple
    inside of a yard
    next to a highway we will be driving down
    if you eat the apple in its entirety,
    its is safe to say you just ate the yard and the road that we drove past
    all because of these seeds it is safe to say
    you are a scarecrow or
    blossoming
    dove
    flower
    or
    dove a flower flying
    or
    an ostrich on the run
    or
    next to the limosine
    all passengers
    drug-addicted smoothies down in the low-fired rubber
    of the tread on the highway torche stand and stop signs speed freaks
    and joy fuckers with purple and green hair
    stockings covered in multiple men's sperm
    three-day old panties and
    a switch blade or three in her purse
    where she walks next to the white house and the dancing guerilla party for the endangered species act of 1823.
    and the united states fish and wilfdlife commision
    and grand president Ronald McDonald giving oral sex to Grimace as the fry guys stroke each other
    all played on a vinyl record in the limousine we are fucking in

    sometimes, when the sun comes up and we don't want it to,
    the driver rolls up the windows, releases the fog machine crystal bells attached to the string theory of dimension twists and port hole doorways equivalent to the thrust of a hollow mountain or a three-peckered billy goat in a swamp fucking a herd of turkeys

    I alreay told you i had five reservations
    one is in a mansion on an alfalfa-covered hill
    it is haunted it is stone it is time
    hundreds of years
    one single family
    all death, every one of them
    hangings, stabbings, bludgeonings, fire pokers
    fire poker-- speaking of fire pokers and limosines
    the hill over, butterfly-pails hill, the old school yard and children in slow motion,
    the old man in the window
    numb to the years of sound and silence
    but over the course of black and whilte dust and falling seasons one right after another consecutively until old feet hung out of his worn shoes tired old drive always telling stories
    over and over
    the city several eyeblinks away past the trees down from the mill
    over the bridge
    rainbows from time to time over time
    have shown themselves on chrome alance across the roadway and the headstones and the cemetery wrought iron fencing enclosing centuries bloody tree streaming hollow night how did it go
    from a limo to a carriage?
    something
    was between my grilled cheese sandwich
    and a dusty field mouse
    dancing
    dancing across the family's record player
    but they were dead and still went
    music still came
    limosines still turned
    the mill still milled and the tree frogs yes they tree-frogged

    and Milton--Milton still had all the skins
    he just fit used his hands couldn't dial the phone
    so he'd walk home
    gather his things
    and go into them

    he'll be back tomorrow
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Now that's what I call breakfast
  • Chip McFlenniganChip McFlennigan Posts: 1,162
    edited May 2012
    Chad, I wish you the best, brother.
    Post edited by Chip McFlennigan on
    I knew it all along, see?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    So much for me posting my poem "dick possum."

    Chad is always beating me to the punch.
    post your poem, dude
    this here is ridiculous nonsense
    put together...rather,
    orchestrated by some dick
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    chadwick wrote:
    So much for me posting my poem "dick possum."

    Chad is always beating me to the punch.
    post your poem, dude
    this here is ridiculous nonsense
    put together...rather,
    orchestrated by some dick

    psst.~~ {{ I'm pretty sure johnny america was kidding.}}~~ psst.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Rollings wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    So much for me posting my poem "dick possum."

    Chad is always beating me to the punch.
    post your poem, dude
    this here is ridiculous nonsense
    put together...rather,
    orchestrated by some dick

    psst.~~ {{ I'm pretty sure johnny america was kidding.}}~~ psst.
    he pmed me upset
    wtf ?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    chadwick wrote:
    Rollings wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    post your poem, dude
    this here is ridiculous nonsense
    put together...rather,
    orchestrated by some dick

    psst.~~ {{ I'm pretty sure johnny america was kidding.}}~~ psst.
    he pmed me upset
    wtf ?

    he can act like a big fat baby at times.
    Maybe he's upset cuz his poem said the same thing? Does it?
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    whatever is in your water Chadwick - keep drinking it!
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

    lettherecordsplay1x.gif?t=1377796878
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    tremors wrote:
    whatever is in your water Chadwick - keep drinking it!
    im getting it tested along with other waters around here. cancerous :evil:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
    chadwick wrote:
    tremors wrote:
    whatever is in your water Chadwick - keep drinking it!
    im getting it tested along with other waters around here. cancerous :evil:

    My guess is your local water contains some radioactive elements
    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

    lettherecordsplay1x.gif?t=1377796878
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    lil fucker was the name of our squirrel and he was too :D
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    pandora wrote:
    lil fucker was the name of our squirrel and he was too :D

    I'm laughing--Pandora had a squirrel--who else but Pandora would "have a squirrel"
  • good times
    lol

    It is a great piece as it sits Chadwick!

    I believe I had a conversation about a book i attempted writing on here some time ago
    I had to find it:
    viewtopic.php?f=10&t=63796&start=30
    The only thing I enjoy is having no feelings....being numb rocks!

    And I won't make the same mistakes
    (Because I know)
    Because I know how much time that wastes
    (And function)
    Function is the key
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    I love me a good squirrel poem.

    hey, I remember this one quite precisely, actually!
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    chadwick wrote:
    you piece of shit system. i just typed out 3 hours worth of work on here, i press submit and it vanishes never to be read again. now i am pissed.

    aww... that shit's happened to me before... sucks!
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    annnnnnd didn't even notice how old this post was...
    lol... here's me drooling ---> :)............
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    something was in my water
    now it appears to have went away
    i'd guess it was the cock squirrel
    i woke up... the bird bath was in my bedroom just standing there watching me sleep
    just staring at me

    feathers covered the bedroom floor
    broken open walnut shells lay about
    and as freely as eyes opened they closed
    the elusive cock squirrel has went on his way
    leaving behind broken nut shells
    bloody feathers & my 157 pound bird bath completely removed from where it sits outside
    & placed inches from my dreaming breath

    i would say...
















    ...nothing
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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