Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
edited September 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • One time I walked into a burger king and there were these three black guys sitting at a table and they all stared at me when I came in. I made eye-contract and they continued to stare...so I broke out that very line...in a PERFECT Eminem voice and they all burst out laughing. After I got my to-go order, one of them shouted "peace out, Slim" as I headed for the door.
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    I was in a bar in the city... and I walked into the toilet and all these lebanese guys were in there (I don't mean to stereotype but some cause a lot of problems in Aust, violence, gangs drugs) I was the only white Aussie who walked in to the toilet and they stopped and stared at me.... As I was having a piss, one roid muncher came over and patted me on my shoulder.. .awkward...
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  • pjfan31 wrote:
    I was in a bar in the city... and I walked into the toilet and all these lebanese guys were in there (I don't mean to stereotype but some cause a lot of problems in Aust, violence, gangs drugs) I was the only white Aussie who walked in to the toilet and they stopped and stared at me.... As I was having a piss, one roid muncher came over and patted me on my shoulder.. .awkward...

    That is such a Sydney thing lol.
    Yeah they are wankers these bad apples.
    I've known many top blokes that are lebanese.
    It's just these pricks that spoil it for the rest.
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  • I walked into an Indian grocery store once to get some spices for the curry I was making.
    Every customer stopped and stared at me like wtf am I doing there.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    whilst in Mexicali, Mexico on a mission with dad and middle brother, we decided we needed a drink. we wondered into this dive-bar covered in dust, shadows, and cat and dog piss as the cat and dog chased one another around the place. it was April i'd guess, valentines decorations and christmas tree lights hung above/around the bar. some quiet Mexicans sat, layed, and slept in the booths. those that were not closed eyed stared us down as if we were from Mars or something.

    we all walked up to and leaned or sat at the bar
    dad said to the barman, tres cerveza, tres tequila senor...plz/thank you or whatever

    dad whispered to us...they don't want us in here.
    fuck em...we'll drink our drinks then we'll leave slowly...something to that affect

    oddly enough the barman was very friendly to us. the bar did not have tequila. the bartender walked across the street to a liquor store and purchased a bottle of tequila for us, poured our shots, and was very pleased to have done so. we thanked him.

    hell, we didn't even want him to go get the tequila but he insisted.

    the place smelled like piss and shit. surprised no one got their throat slit.

    we left, walked down the way a bit, found another drinking hole and had a few more :mrgreen:

    then dined at a mexican restuarant owned/operated by a korean man and his wife :shock:
    the wall paper was a white tail deer in a snow scene with cedar trees covered in snow and a red cardinal bird in tree. they kicked us out for drinking to many beers. maybe 3 or 4 a piece.

    all in the desert :shock:
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  • pjfan31 wrote:
    I was in a bar in the city... and I walked into the toilet and all these lebanese guys were in there (I don't mean to stereotype but some cause a lot of problems in Aust, violence, gangs drugs) I was the only white Aussie who walked in to the toilet and they stopped and stared at me.... As I was having a piss, one roid muncher came over and patted me on my shoulder.. .awkward...

    That is such a Sydney thing lol.
    Yeah they are wankers these bad apples.
    I've known many top blokes that are lebanese.
    It's just these pricks that spoil it for the rest.


    Every lebanese I've ever seen in real life are the big butch manly looking ones. They never look like the ones in all the labanese porn I've seen. The ones in the porn, I don't think they are real labanese.
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  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    chadwick wrote:
    whilst in Mexicali, Mexico on a mission with dad and middle brother, we decided we needed a drink. we wondered into this dive-bar covered in dust, shadows, and cat and dog piss as the cat and dog chased one another around the place. it was April i'd guess, valentines decorations and christmas tree lights hung above/around the bar. some quiet Mexicans sat, layed, and slept in the booths. those that were not closed eyed stared us down as if we were from Mars or something.

    we all walked up to and leaned or sat at the bar
    dad said to the barman, tres cerveza, tres tequila senor...plz/thank you or whatever

    dad whispered to us...they don't want us in here.
    fuck em...we'll drink our drinks then we'll leave slowly...something to that affect

    oddly enough the barman was very friendly to us. the bar did not have tequila. the bartender walked across the street to a liquor store and purchased a bottle of tequila for us, poured our shots, and was very pleased to have done so. we thanked him.

    hell, we didn't even want him to go get the tequila but he insisted.

    the place smelled like piss and shit. surprised no one got their throat slit.

    we left, walked down the way a bit, found another drinking hole and had a few more :mrgreen:

    then dined at a mexican restuarant owned/operated by a korean man and his wife :shock:
    the wall paper was a white tail deer in a snow scene with cedar trees covered in snow and a red cardinal bird in tree. they kicked us out for drinking to many beers. maybe 3 or 4 a piece.

    all in the desert :shock:
    that's quite a story! what an experience.
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