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Eel removed from man's bladder

normnorm Posts: 31,146
edited September 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
if you want to find out how it got there, read

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel ... beauty-spa


:sick:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    if you want to find out how it got there, read

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel ... beauty-spa


    :sick:

    Nope, I don't...

    Thank you.
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    SERIOUSLY, I JUST HAD LUNCH

    I can't say I'm not kind of curious though
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Ewwww.....just tell us......swam up there?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    Fuck me, why I did I open that link?

    When will I learn?
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Reminds me of the time I had a badger lodged in my colon
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    OK, I think that's enough of a warning for me. :sick:
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    is it weird that i find this funny?
  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Lizard wrote:
    Ewwww.....just tell us......swam up there?
    Spa treatment, the eels nibble on your dead skin. One got a little too curious.
  • cowboypjfancowboypjfan Posts: 2,453
    Oh man! Why the hell did I click the link...I'm cringing and I think I'm gonna go vomit!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    conman wrote:
    is it weird that i find this funny?

    it's the reactions i find funny :lol::lol:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Swimming with eels (similar to how spas have some people have fish) to eat the dead skin cells away... but one was way too curious, and swam up his manhood.

    I just don't see how this is possible, but apparently it is.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    what the hell is wrong with people?
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    tvismyfriend wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Ewwww.....just tell us......swam up there?
    Spa treatment, the eels nibble on your dead skin. One got a little too curious.
    :lol::lol:
    or he was cold.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    The guy was Chinese, so it's a safe bet the Eel was longer than the guy.... i mean he could have stopped it. :shock:
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    reminds me of those nature shows...

    the ones where they say, 'don't swim and pee in the river-otherwise leeches will swim up....'

    you get the point

    (didn't norm post a story about that? what's with norm and critters swimming into odd bodily orifices?)
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    BinauralJam wrote:
    The guy was Chinese, so it's a safe bet the Eel was longer than the guy.... i mean he could have stopped it. :shock:
    Hey now, lets not paint with a broad penis brush
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    What I'm wondering is how the boy at the end of the article got a fish up there? :wtf:
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    BinauralJam wrote:
    The guy was Chinese, so it's a safe bet the Eel was longer than the guy.... i mean he could have stopped it. :shock:
    he said he tried to stop it but it was too slippery :lol:
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Lizard wrote:
    tvismyfriend wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    Ewwww.....just tell us......swam up there?
    Spa treatment, the eels nibble on your dead skin. One got a little too curious.
    :lol::lol:
    or he was cold.


    Another harmless creature killed by some dickhead. :D
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    DS1119 wrote:
    Another harmless creature killed by some dickhead. :D
    :lol::lol:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    conman wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    The guy was Chinese, so it's a safe bet the Eel was longer than the guy.... i mean he could have stopped it. :shock:

    he said he tried to stop it but it was too slippery :lol:


    ...that's what she said? :?
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Cavstarr313 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    The guy was Chinese, so it's a safe bet the Eel was longer than the guy.... i mean he could have stopped it. :shock:
    Hey now, lets not paint with a broad penis brush
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,412
    not going to read that....i just ate. :sick:
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    mfc2006 wrote:
    not going to read that....i just ate. :sick:


    You were eating worms, Michael.


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  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    how and why would one do this in the first place and leave bodily orifices exposed to such creatures?
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Just read this title real fast while scrolling through and read “Ed removed from man’s bladder” !! :lol::lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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