Terrorists

shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,231
edited September 2011 in A Moving Train
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: No television?- No naked women?- No football?- No pork chops?- No hotdogs?- No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats?- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More than one mother in law?- You can't shave?- Your wife can't shave?- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?- You wipe your ass with your hand?- You cook over burning camel shit?- Your wife is picked by someone else?- Your wife smells worse than your donkey ?? Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? No shit Sherlock!.... ?....It's not like it could get much worse
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol: you make some good points.
  • FiveB247xFiveB247x Posts: 2,330
    That's so true....if you value nothing more than superficial things in life.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,157
    If beer, bacon, and naked women are superficial, consider me guilty as charged! :mrgreen:
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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    shadowcast wrote:
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: No television?- No naked women?- No football?- No pork chops?- No hotdogs?- No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats?- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More than one mother in law?- You can't shave?- Your wife can't shave?- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?- You wipe your ass with your hand?- You cook over burning camel shit?- Your wife is picked by someone else?- Your wife smells worse than your donkey ?? Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? No shit Sherlock!.... ?....It's not like it could get much worse

    :lol: huda thunk it.
    Im sure you all heard about the Black out yesterday that spread from Yuma Az. down into Mexico and from San Diego alway up to Orange county and the saddest thing was that everybodys first words were "is it a terrorist ?"

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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Jason P wrote:
    If beer, bacon, and naked women are superficial, consider me guilty as charged! :mrgreen:

    yeahhhhh ! gimi an AAAAAAMEN BROTHER !


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  • shadowcastshadowcast Posts: 2,231
    Godfather. wrote:
    I think what they are basically saying is,................ "Run for your lives"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Unless they get a specific name from "Chatter" in the Middle East it's going to be a civilian that blows there cover.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    More than one Mother-In-Law.
    Clear justification right there.
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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Cosmo wrote:
    More than one Mother-In-Law.
    Clear justification right there.


    clear and present danger ??? :lol:

    Godfather.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Pearl Jam almost never tours the Middle East too. ;)
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  • fuckfuck Posts: 4,069
    shadowcast wrote:
    It's not like it could get much worse
    I don't think this thread can get much worse.
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,435
    True, most if not all of us have no desire to live this way. But this post could easily lead into being a racial profiling/hate post. Let's not go there. I mean, really, do you any of you hate these guys?:

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  • KatKat Posts: 4,907
    Closed for elements of racist stereotyping in the OP. Be very careful about this...see the Posting Guidelines, please.
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