Advice for Those Attending PJ20

unlost dogs
unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
edited September 2011 in The Porch
1. Please don't touch the wax figures in the PJ museum. Boom's hair is quite fragile
2. Beware of strangers offering bratwurst
3. Don't ask the merch clerks if there's a dressing room, and if you can take more than 6 items in with you
4. If you're old enough to remember the dawn of moshing, you're too old to mosh
5. You should seek medical attention if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours

Ever helpfully yours,

Unlost
15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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  • oona left
    oona left Posts: 1,679
    These are important things to keep in mind :lol:

    What about keeping arms and legs inside the car until the ride comes to a complete stop?
  • NumberTenOx
    NumberTenOx Posts: 94
    You forgot "Don't take the brown acid"
  • Jiggs
    Jiggs Posts: 94
    The Red Cups have drugs in them
    Coffee in the Morning, Beer at Night
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,577
    unlost dogs wrote:
    2. Beware of strangers offering bratwurst
    Thats how you ended up married isn't it?
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Poncier wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    2. Beware of strangers offering bratwurst
    Thats how you ended up married isn't it?

    It was turkey kielbasa.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    Oh shit! My erection for this thing has lasted at least 3 months :(
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,496
    See you tonight, unlost. Please don't write on my face. Thanks! :D
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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