Dickipedia - A Wiki Of Dicks
SatansFuton
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Has anybody seen this? And no it is not a wiki about male genitalia, but dicks as in dickheads. I came across it looking for Scott Weiland's site to check out this covers album that Hugh Freaking Dillon posted about. Because apparently Scott is a Dick (not to be confused with South Park's "Scott The Dick") and has his own page.
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Scott_Weiland
The table of contents is somewhat humorous.
There are many different people with Dickipedia pages, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Victoria Beckham, Jon and Kate, Donald Rumsfeld, Barry Bonds, and (gasp) Ralph Nader.
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Scott_Weiland
The table of contents is somewhat humorous.
Contents
1 Heroin
2 More heroin
3 Still more heroin
4 Heroin yet again
5 No heroin?
6 No, heroin
There are many different people with Dickipedia pages, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Victoria Beckham, Jon and Kate, Donald Rumsfeld, Barry Bonds, and (gasp) Ralph Nader.
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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I didn't even see that one
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Your_mom
Wait, that's a burn on me, damnit, I'm bad at this.
I was just reading the Flavor Flav one, and they called him "a cross between a circus clown and a grandfather clock".
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Career
As your mom has been known to say many, many, many times, raising children is a full-time job. However, like many your moms, it is very likely that your mom had an additional vocation that did not involve changing her ungrateful offspring's poopy diapers. Because attending to your every need requires a tremendous investment of time and energy, your mom was forced to make sacrifices that involved prioritizing child rearing over dedicating herself to a career.
Because of this conflict, your mom developed a deep-seated resentment towards you that, though she would rather die before acknowledging such a sentiment, nevertheless burrowed itself firmly into your mom's psyche. Thus, those behaviors exhibited by your mom, which you interpret as her willful attempts to impose upon every aspect of your personal life, are actually just the manifestation of years of the internal turmoil that results from raising a child. The fact that these behaviors aren't necessarily malicious does not necessarily make them any less dickish, but it's some cold comfort knowing your mom is just as screwed up as you are.
Having raised you, and therefore having been present to experience every aspect of your cognitive and emotional development, your mom possesses the exquisite dick ability to push exactly those buttons that will most aggravate you. Frequently, this involves transference of guilt to you from your mom over your failure to call, visit, interact with family, earn enough money, finish school and/or obtain an advanced degree, provide grandchildren, or lead a lifestyle similar to Mrs. Weinbach's son down the block, you know, the successful doctor and such a nice boy, too.
:evil: :evil: :evil:
Suddenly Dickipedia isn't so funny anymore, lol
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
not funny.... :(
Leprechauns
Bob Saget does a hilarious bit on leprechauns.
"you see a leprechaun you fucking run"
"Simpson was born in San Francisco where he grew up with his two sisters, Shirley Simpson-Baker and Carmelita Simpson-Durio, and brother, Melvin Leon "Truman" Simpson. He did not murder them."