Riveting Television.....

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,578
edited August 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Some guy standing on the Boardwalk....
Telling me its windy and raining....


No shit Sherlock!!!!!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • Some guy standing on the Boardwalk....
    Telling me its windy and raining....


    No shit Sherlock!!!!!

    Quality journalism!
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  • Some guy standing on the Boardwalk....
    Telling me its windy and raining....


    No shit Sherlock!!!!!

    Quality journalism!
    "It will rain 5-7 inches, and there might be some flooding"

    Really???
    I never would have guessed......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Some guy standing on the Boardwalk....
    Telling me its windy and raining....


    No shit Sherlock!!!!!

    That means it's a hurricane right.... because I learn everything from the TV news..................
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  • Some guy standing on the Boardwalk....
    Telling me its windy and raining....


    No shit Sherlock!!!!!

    That means it's a hurricane right.... because I learn everything from the TV news..................
    Some ding-a-ling driving through the streets of Brooklyn......

    "There might be some flooding, and people might need to clean out their catch basins"

    Fucking Riveting!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Some guy standing on the Boardwalk....
    Telling me its windy and raining....


    No shit Sherlock!!!!!

    That means it's a hurricane right.... because I learn everything from the TV news..................
    Some ding-a-ling driving through the streets of Brooklyn......

    "There might be some flooding, and people might need to clean out their catch basins"

    Fucking Riveting!!!!!!

    I hear the beach is the place to go, based on those news reports........
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    Chicago 2007
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    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • And the 1st confirmed death???

    A surfer...

    Real fucking genius...
    I can just hear his parents at the funeral.....

    "He died doing something he loved"
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • And the 1st confirmed death???

    A surfer...

    Real fucking genius...
    I can just hear his parents at the funeral.....

    "He died doing something he loved"

    He was a good man. But he was a god damn moron...
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    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Ya watching CNN????

    The chick with the microphone in her hand....
    Running from the waves....hehehehehehehehe

    Lets get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Or the one standing in the street telling us how many cars she has seen get stuck.....

    RIVETING!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Ya watching CNN????

    The chick with the microphone in her hand....
    Running from the waves....hehehehehehehehe

    Lets get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Or the one standing in the street telling us how many cars she has seen get stuck.....

    RIVETING!!!!!!!

    actually the local news, though they're all in the same places

    sea bright NJ
    Belmar NJ
    Long Beach NY
    Sheepshead Bay

    Maybe I'll tune in to fox news for some fair and balanced hurricane coverage..
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    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • So when does the looting start?????

    hehehehe

    I wanna see decidestodream running down the street with a television on her back!!!!!!

    hehehehehe

    And her "hubby" right behind her with a case of wine!!!! hehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • I'm guessing all the wires and other equipment are waterproof?

    and nobody ever loots in NY, don't you know how we celebrate our sports championships with civilized debauchery....
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    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • We are standing on the corner of 1st and 2nd in lower Manhattan. You can see a couple behind me, running down the street carrying a case of wine.

    Do you have confirmation that it is indeed wine?

    Yes Chet, my sources have indeed confirmed that they are carrying wine.

    Do we know what kind of wine?

    No Chet we dont. But we will hopefully soon get confirmation, on whether this is white wine or red wine.

    Ok Sheila, be safe and get back to us as soon as possible!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • We are standing on the corner of 1st and 2nd in lower Manhattan. You can see a couple behind me, running down the street carrying a case of wine.

    Do you have confirmation that it is indeed wine?

    Yes Chet, my sources have indeed confirmed that they are carrying wine.

    Do we know what kind of wine?

    No Chet we dont. But we will hopefully soon get confirmation, on whether this is white wine or red wine.

    Ok Sheila, be safe and get back to us as soon as possible![/quote

    And here's the confirmation. It's a Chardonnay. What Year? Oh, from 1985... hmm tastes like 1987, can you confirm the year...
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Lets go to Chad, who is standing in a puddle of water in Lower Manhattan...

    Well Chet, I have been standing in this puddle for 3 hours. As you can see the water has now passed my ankles, and is slowly rising to cover my shin. Once the water has risin to my knees, I have been told by authorities, that within a few hours my entire leg may get wet!!!

    Thank you Chad...

    Lets go to Sheila who is running from waves on the Jersey Shore.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Lets go to Chad, who is standing in a puddle of water in Lower Manhattan...

    Well Chet, I have been standing in this puddle for 3 hours. As you can see the water has now passed my ankles, and is slowly rising to cover my shin. Once the water has risin to my knees, I have been told by authorities, that within a few hours my entire leg may get wet!!!

    Thank you Chad...

    Lets go to Sheila who is running from waves on the Jersey Shore.....

    back to Chet: The water is reaching my chest, do we have an extra pair of pants, preferably dry ones.......
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    No shit Sherlock is the greatest phrase known to man.
  • No shit Sherlock is the greatest phrase known to man.

    right up there with fuckin A.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Back to Sheila....

    Well Chet, I am standing in the middle of a street in Brooklyn, and if the camera can get a look North, you will see that the entire North side of the street, is covered with water.

    And amazingly, if we can now have that camera face South, you will see that the entire South side of that same street, is ALSO covered with water!!!!

    Amazing Sheila, just amazing!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Well Chet, former homeland security chief Michael Chertoff is here and wants to know the degree of damages..
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Back to Chet...

    Well Chad, we have just confirmed that the couple running down the street is indeed former school teacher decidestodream, and her male companion known as "hubby".

    This is confirmed?

    Yes Chad, this has been confirmed.

    Did we get a confirmation on the wine?

    Yes Chad, my sources say that they are running with a case of 1985 Pinot.

    Amazing Chet.

    Chad there is more. My sources say that the fromer school teacher and her "hubby" were headed North on 1st street, towards a seafood store, where they are looking for some "uber good' salmon to go along with the wine.

    Keep us informed on the story Chet, whenever you get more details...

    Back to Sheila....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • From Sheila, well Chet I have nothing to add because this thread is hysterical. Tell that god damned Speedy McCready, I don't give a rats ass about this storm right now and I'm going off set to blast his favorite Pearl Jam album..
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Sheila can you hear me?

    YES CHET..... I CAN HEAR YOU!!!!!

    Sheila what do you have for us?

    WELL CHET, WE HAVE JUST BEEN TOLD THAT JOSEVOLUTION WAS SEEN ROWING A BOAT DOWN THE HUDSON, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!!!!!

    Sheila? Do we know what he was screaming?

    CHET? CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME.

    Yes Sheila we can hear you.

    WELL CHET, MY SOURCES SAY JOSEEVOLUTION WAS SCREAMING SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING 3RD ROW TICKETS TO ALPINE. AND THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HE IS GETTING STRANDED HERE IN NEW YORK!!!!!

    Ok Sheila, get back to ua as soon as you have confirmation that these tickets are indeed 3rd row...

    OK CHET !!!!!!!!!!

    Back to Chad who is covering the story of former school teacher decidestodream, and her male companion only known as "hubby"

    Chad are you with us?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Chet: Well Sheila, I'm down the shore now where we found some hearty souls and for the next 45 minutes, we're going to party while blasting Riot Act. Tell the guys back at the studio to put on a rerun...
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Sheila can you hear me?

    YES CHET..... I CAN HEAR YOU!!!!!

    Sheila what do you have for us?

    WELL CHET, WE HAVE JUST BEEN TOLD THAT JOSEVOLUTION WAS SEEN ROWING A BOAT DOWN THE HUDSON, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!!!!!

    Sheila? Do we know what he was screaming?

    CHET? CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME.

    Yes Sheila we can hear you.

    WELL CHET, MY SOURCES SAY JOSEEVOLUTION WAS SCREAMING SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING 3RD ROW TICKETS TO ALPINE. AND THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HE IS GETTING STRANDED HERE IN NEW YORK!!!!!

    Ok Sheila, get back to us as soon as you have confirmation that these tickets are indeed 3rd row...

    OK CHET !!!!!!!!!!

    Back to Chad who is covering the story of former school teacher decidestodream, and her male companion only known as "hubby"

    Chad are you with us?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Back to Sheila...

    Well Chet, we are keeping up with this story on Josevolution, who was last seen rowing down the Hudson river.

    What have you found out Sheila?

    Well Chet we have confirmed that Josevolution docked the boat, and has picked up a passenger.

    Do we have confirmation on the passenger?

    Well Chet we are getting conflicting stories to who exactly the passenger is.

    Really Sheila?

    Yes Chet. One of my sources says the passenger is known as "Jimmy Da Kid. While another source says it is a man who goes by the name of "PJScreamer".

    Sheila, is there a chance that this may indeed be the same person?

    I will get back to you Chet.

    Thank you Sheila...

    Back to Chad.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:

    Thread of the week right here folks......

    ......if you can stomach a little humor during a storm.....hopefully you can :roll:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Ya watching CNN now???

    THANK GOD!!!!

    The deli down the street from our reporter, IS STILL OPEN!!!!!!!!!!

    I was worried!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Ya watching CNN now???

    THANK GOD!!!!

    The deli down the street from our reporter, IS STILL OPEN!!!!!!!!!!

    I was worried!!!!!
    Just flipped it on..that chad guy is aweful
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • Back to Sheila...

    Well Chet, we have confirmed that the passenger in josevolutions rowboat is indeed pjscreamer, who ALSO goes by the name of jimmydakid.

    Thanks Sheila, anything else?

    Yes Chet we are about to get an exclusive interview with jimmydakid....

    Jimmy? Why are you, and josevolution on a rowboat on the Hudson River during a hurricane?

    Well Sheila's dakid and jose needz to get to the Alpines Valleyzzz to getz me a Bratz with that Speedys guy, and da kidz other friendz!!!!!!

    Thank you Jimmy, Be safe out there...

    Back to you Chet...
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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