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God doesn't want me to cut the grass or trim the bushes.

The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,455
edited August 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
literally every day, but one, in the past two months that i have had free to do yard work---it has fucking rained or something came up to prevent me from tending to the yard. it is uncanny. never seen anything like it.

mowed my lawn once in the last 8 weeks. literally.

thunderstorming right now. awesome.
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    A giant gazebo covering the whole yard so that you can do the gardening whatever the weather??
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,390
    bout to storm here

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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,653
    Man, Juggler, you must have some good ties to The Big Boss Upstairs. Would send up a good word for me? I could use a lazy day! Meanwhile, try tethering a goat around your yard.
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  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 10,030
    8 weeks?? Jesus

    Be careful you don't fuck up your mower, it's gotta be a jungle

    After 2-3 weeks my grass is tall
  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,919
    Best excuse yet. :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Johnny Abruzzo wrote:
    Best excuse yet. :lol:

    I'm taking notes as we speak. :P
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    brianlux wrote:
    Man, Juggler, you must have some good ties to The Big Boss Upstairs. Would send up a good word for me? I could use a lazy day! Meanwhile, try tethering a goat around your yard.
    exactly, no more grass to cut, ever. and he'd climb and play on the jeagler's cars.
    i once suggested the jeagler get him and the misses a chicken coop.
    he never replied yes or no.
    i guess that means he did construct a chicken coop out back.

    you'd never neeed an alarm clock ever again.
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  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    chadwick wrote:
    exactly, no more grass to cut, ever. and he'd climb and play on the jeagler's cars.
    i once suggested the jeagler get him and the misses a chicken coop.
    he never replied yes or no.
    i guess that means he did construct a chicken coop out back.

    you'd never neeed an alarm clock ever again.

    We live on the outskirts of town and I get woken up every morning by a damn rooster. Have been very tempted to take the axe and have me a roast chicken for dinner!
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,455
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    8 weeks?? Jesus

    Be careful you don't fuck up your mower, it's gotta be a jungle

    After 2-3 weeks my grass is tall


    no no no.....once in 8 weeks. i went about 5 weeks without cutting it. we barely got any rain during that time...now 3 weeks later after a lot of rain, it's pretty long.

    more than just than grass, there's a bunch of other stuff that needs to be done out there that just hasn't been done yet.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,455
    on a positive note, i started drinking a lot earlier today.
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    tinkerbell wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    exactly, no more grass to cut, ever. and he'd climb and play on the jeagler's cars.
    i once suggested the jeagler get him and the misses a chicken coop.
    he never replied yes or no.
    i guess that means he did construct a chicken coop out back.

    you'd never neeed an alarm clock ever again.

    We live on the outskirts of town and I get woken up every morning by a damn rooster. Have been very tempted to take the axe and have me a roast chicken for dinner!
    fucking chicken coops! our neighbors have one and the rooster does not shut up.... all fucking day!

    i often want to test the theory that chickens run around like crazy after you cut their head off.
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    conman wrote:
    fucking chicken coops! our neighbors have one and the rooster does not shut up.... all fucking day!

    i often want to test the theory that chickens run around like crazy after you cut their head off.

    Here you are not allowed to keep roosters in town (chickens are fine) but we live close to the border of town. If I didn't have an immense fear of feathered creatures that son of a bitch wouldn't still be waking me up at 5am :x
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,455
    tinkerbell wrote:
    conman wrote:
    fucking chicken coops! our neighbors have one and the rooster does not shut up.... all fucking day!

    i often want to test the theory that chickens run around like crazy after you cut their head off.

    Here you are not allowed to keep roosters in town (chickens are fine) but we live close to the border of town. If I didn't have an immense fear of feathered creatures that son of a bitch wouldn't still be waking me up at 5am :x


    our rooster sleeps in the spare bedroom.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    tinkerbell wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    exactly, no more grass to cut, ever. and he'd climb and play on the jeagler's cars.
    i once suggested the jeagler get him and the misses a chicken coop.
    he never replied yes or no.
    i guess that means he did construct a chicken coop out back.

    you'd never neeed an alarm clock ever again.

    We live on the outskirts of town and I get woken up every morning by a damn rooster. Have been very tempted to take the axe and have me a roast chicken for dinner!

    heard kookaburras this morning.... and ummm... im not sure about rooster for a roast chicken dinner. :P
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  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    Roast rooster probably tastes very similar to roast chicken I think
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Roast rooster probably tastes very similar to roast chicken I think

    well doesnt everything??? ;):lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,455
    catefrances wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    Roast rooster probably tastes very similar to roast chicken I think

    well doesnt everything??? ;):lol:

    who has sex with the hen?
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,455
    a hurricane, eh? well played, god. well played indeed.

    causing a malfunction in my lawn mower on wednesday was a nice move too. hope you're proud of yourself.

    then the way you made it rain last night so i couldn't used my pop's lawn mower? touche.

    what you did not account for, god, was your juggler's incredible stamina after a 10 work day this evening. mowing the lawn until i could barely see the god damned lawn mower (yes--the "god damned" lawn mower. you damned it, didn't you? you sick son of a bitch!"). pretty proud of myself to get that done tonight.

    so the lawn is cut but weeds were not whacked and but only one bush has been trimmed.... alas a whole lot of work remains. sadly with a vacation looming next weekend and this bitch irene sauntering into town tomorrow, it looks like a new streak has begun. :x




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