Have YOU had sex with Rick Perry?

Prince Of Dorkness
Prince Of Dorkness Posts: 3,763
edited August 2011 in A Moving Train
http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2011/08 ... ick-perry/

The full-page ad, placed in the Austin Chronicle by conspiracy theorist Robert Morrow, asks, “Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a ‘young hottie’ impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas?” It promises to help respondents “publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, ‘family values’ hypocrite and fraud.” And at the it says, “Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick Perry, please QUIT covering for him.”

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  • Who's got the popcorn? This show is going to ROCK!

    WOOT!! :twisted: :lol::o
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,055
    this is going to be like pulling a pin on a handgrenade and tossing it into a room and casually walking away to watch the ensuing chaos..

    do things like this actually ever work though? i know larry flynt has done something similar in the past but i am not sure if credible people ever came forward or was it just a bunch of people wanting money and were willing to lie to get it?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    Or like a "Mudhead Kachina farting in polite company". This should get interesting!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    the guy sounds like a nut case and that's all he'll probably prove to the public..that he's a nut case. :lol:

    Godfather.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I'm strapped in and waiting for the curtains to part.
  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    Godfather. wrote:
    the guy sounds like a nut case and that's all he'll probably prove to the public..that he's a nut case. :lol:

    Godfather.

    Perry or the other dude?
  • arq
    arq Posts: 8,101
    It looks torn right out of the pages of the onion :lol:
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    What the hell is this all about?
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Smellyman wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    the guy sounds like a nut case and that's all he'll probably prove to the public..that he's a nut case. :lol:

    Godfather.

    Perry or the other dude?

    the other dude,I really don't know much about perry.

    Godfather.
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Godfather. wrote:
    Smellyman wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    the guy sounds like a nut case and that's all he'll probably prove to the public..that he's a nut case. :lol:

    Godfather.

    Perry or the other dude?

    the other dude,I really don't know much about perry.

    Godfather.

    Perry isn't a nutjob, he's just a corrupt idiot who couldn't run a gas station properly. And I don't say this lightly, but just as a governor, he makes the job George W. Bush did look incredible.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Oh, and I almost forgot to add, we've all had sex with Rick Perry here in this state, he's been fucking Texas for years.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Oh, and I almost forgot to add, we've all had sex with Rick Perry here in this state, he's been fucking Texas for years.

    :lol::lol::lol:


    Godfather.
  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,832
    This is just more childish bs. Not surprising.
    hippiemom = goodness
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,055
    This is just more childish bs. Not surprising.
    what is wrong with exposing someone running for president of the united states on a platform of "family values" if he is a sexual hypocrite?

    your side has been doing nothing but outright lying about obama since early 2008.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    Perry's announcement in his disbelief in climate change science as well as his disbelief in evolution science seems more bizarre than any sexual scenario the man may or may not be involved in. Who cares what his sex life is about? I'm more concerned that a man so out of touch with reality would even be considered for the office of president.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,055
    brianlux wrote:
    I'm more concerned that a man so out of touch with reality would even be considered for the office of president.
    bush won....

    twice.

    so did reagan....
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    brianlux wrote:
    I'm more concerned that a man so out of touch with reality would even be considered for the office of president.
    bush won....

    twice.

    so did reagan....


    Yes, true. But we're so much more enlightened now, right? (Just humor me please and say, "yes, brianlux, everything will be fine...")
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,832
    This is just more childish bs. Not surprising.
    what is wrong with exposing someone running for president of the united states on a platform of "family values" if he is a sexual hypocrite?

    your side has been doing nothing but outright lying about obama since early 2008.


    My side?

    Haha, man, you continue to show your hypocrisy. compromise...don't compromise...no labels...your side. Keep it up.

    It's "gotcha" politics and really stupid no matter who is doing it. It sensationalism at it's finest (worst?).
    hippiemom = goodness
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,055
    This is just more childish bs. Not surprising.
    what is wrong with exposing someone running for president of the united states on a platform of "family values" if he is a sexual hypocrite?

    your side has been doing nothing but outright lying about obama since early 2008.


    My side?

    Haha, man, you continue to show your hypocrisy. compromise...don't compromise...no labels...your side. Keep it up.

    It's "gotcha" politics and really stupid no matter who is doing it. It sensationalism at it's finest (worst?).
    do you agree with the birthers who still to this day maintain that obama was born in kenya?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,832
    what is wrong with exposing someone running for president of the united states on a platform of "family values" if he is a sexual hypocrite?

    your side has been doing nothing but outright lying about obama since early 2008.


    My side?

    Haha, man, you continue to show your hypocrisy. compromise...don't compromise...no labels...your side. Keep it up.

    It's "gotcha" politics and really stupid no matter who is doing it. It sensationalism at it's finest (worst?).
    do you agree with the birthers who still to this day maintain that obama was born in kenya?

    Nope, never thought he wasn't a citizen. I voted for Obama...huge mistake...by didn't like McCain and didn't want to sit the election out. I thought Obama had a chance to actually be a special president. He has proven me wrong and I wish I had a do-over. ;)
    hippiemom = goodness