A hot doctor

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited August 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
I went to the DRs today, and believe it or not there was a hot doctor... she was a goodie 9 outta 10... I was crossing my fingers that she would call my name out, alas, I got the 60+ year old :(

But it got me thinking... imagine if someone went to this good looking doctor and had some sort of sexually transmitted infection.... it would make any chance you had with this doctor disappear...

Seeing her out at a pub and wanting to hit on her, but she knows you've had herpes and that will ensure you never live the dream...

Lucky for me, I don't have herpes so I still have that 0.01% chance :)

Regardless, I'm thinking of making some illness up to see her...
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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Get her to check your prostate.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    My normal GP is a man....and he has done my pap smears and breast exams for the past 10 years or so....he is about 50 and cool as fuck....but he is UGLY AS HELL....and I love that fact! :lol:
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  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My normal GP is a man....and he has done my pap smears and breast exams for the past 10 years or so....he is about 50 and cool as fuck....but he is UGLY AS HELL....and I love that fact! :lol:


    Being a gyno would be the worst jorb. It sounds like it would be cool but it would actually suck major arse.
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    i think your over rating your chaces :P


    very funny :)
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Get her to check your prostate.


    'Excuse me doctor, my penis hurts'

    'where?'

    'at the base'

    'here?'

    'oh wait now at the top, now the bottom, now at the top, now at the bottom....'
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,447
    DS1119 wrote:


    that's the first thing i thought of :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Congrats on not having herpes.
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    My normal GP is a man....and he has done my pap smears and breast exams for the past 10 years or so....he is about 50 and cool as fuck....but he is UGLY AS HELL....and I love that fact! :lol:


    Being a gyno would be the worst jorb. It sounds like it would be cool but it would actually suck major arse.

    Not to mention the long term affects of tunnel vision. :P
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Regardless, I'm thinking of making some illness up to see her...


    :lol::lol::lol:

    that's awesome. do it.


    if you get the right illness, you might get the stink finger.
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    A bit too much info here but you can tell her when you cum there is blood in it. My doctor checked my prostate.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    A bit too much info here but you can tell her when you cum there is blood in it. My doctor checked my prostate.

    #1 bad Idea of ALL TIME when trying to get a date.... :thumbup:
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    A bit too much info here but you can tell her when you cum there is blood in it. My doctor checked my prostate.

    #1 bad Idea of ALL TIME when trying to get a date.... :thumbup:
    Please don't give me a thumbs up with that advice...
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    A bit too much info here but you can tell her when you cum there is blood in it. My doctor checked my prostate.

    #1 bad Idea of ALL TIME when trying to get a date.... :thumbup:
    Please don't give me a thumbs up with that advice...

    ;)
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    pjfan31 wrote:
    'Excuse me doctor, my penis hurts'

    'where?'

    'at the base'

    'here?'

    'oh wait now at the top, now the bottom, now at the top, now at the bottom....'
    This is unbelievably awesome.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,301
    While I don't personally have a hot doctor, I've worked with a number. Oh man, there is this one... :shock:
    Mid-20s, just smokin', smokin' hot!!!

    I'd definitely have her examine me! hehehehe!
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