they won a contest to get married in walmart

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited August 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    at least the guests couldn't give the excuse "I didn't have time to get you a gift"
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,412
    RKCNDY wrote:
    at least the guests couldn't give the excuse "I didn't have time to get you a gift"

    well played! :lol:
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    you know your a redneck when you get married at a wall-mart
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Classy people.
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  • WaveRyderWaveRyder Posts: 1,128
    fuckin gross. Just take some time to really look at these people. They are exactly what you see at walmart ... anytime.

    (sorry for yelling)
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    The reverend had a really cool voice. A little James Earl Jones.

    I would have sprung for Target, though. I mean, you only get married a half dozen times or so.
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  • markin ballmarkin ball Posts: 1,075
    I'm pretty sure they actually lost the contest.
    "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win ."

    "With our thoughts we make the world"
  • paysonitespaysonites Posts: 1,150
    Hey whatever tickles your pickle. Their happy and that's all that matters. By the way the average price of a large jar of pickles is only $1.99 at Waly World. :lol::lol::lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    married in the garden section

    reception in the liquor section

    honeymoon in the camping section



    made in china
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    I'm pretty sure they actually lost the contest.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    I hope this guy didn't show up :shock: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... art-657483
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I hope this guy didn't show up :shock: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... art-657483


    I can appreciate this. Some stores give me a woodrow as well.
  • metsfan wrote:
    you know your a redneck when you get married at a wall-mart

    You're grammar is poor.

    CWUTIDIDTHARE?!

    Typical Mets fan.
    I knew it all along, see?
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,687
    norm wrote:
    married in the garden section

    reception in the liquor section

    honeymoon in the camping section



    made in china

    I'm just thinking the reception could be in the parking lot with their home.....I mean their RV :lol:
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  • metsfan wrote:
    you know your a redneck when you get married at a wall-mart

    You're grammar is poor.

    CWUTIDIDTHARE?!

    Typical Mets fan.

    I love this dude, he tells it like it is.
    Johnny you my hero man.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    metsfan wrote:
    you know your a redneck when you get married at a wall-mart

    You're grammar is poor.

    CWUTIDIDTHARE?!

    Typical Mets fan.

    ja
    i didn't think you would be one to correct other's grammer and shit




    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    metsfan wrote:
    you know your a redneck when you get married at a wall-mart

    You're grammar is poor.

    CWUTIDIDTHARE?!

    Typical Mets fan.
    it's da internet, i can talk however the fuck i want


    i didn't know you were the grammar police

    typical holier than thou elitist Flithy fan :)
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    metsfan wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    you know your a redneck when you get married at a wall-mart

    You're grammar is poor.

    CWUTIDIDTHARE?!

    Typical Mets fan.
    it's da internet, i can talk however the fuck i want


    i didn't know you were the grammar police

    typical holier than thou elitist Flithy fan :)

    the funny thing is, his you're should NOT have an apostrophe in it!!! :lol:8-)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Lizard wrote:
    the funny thing is, his you're should NOT have an apostrophe in it!!! :lol:8-)
    I was just about to point that out too :lol:
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    I wonder what the bridesmaids wore...
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I wonder what the bridesmaids wore...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgJ_OL9vRRIb-hNC-HhmTua3NKnwGOx2flnnvWkrencw7TWmIRhw

    aisle 16...cleaning supplies, mops and trash bags...
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