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So I was in line the other day...

petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
edited September 2008 in The Porch
and when I got to the counter to fill out my paper work they asked me for my social security number. I looked her straight in the eyes (Like I always do) and I said, "er...I know my Ten Club number" she looked at me straight back into my baby greens and said, "Sir, that number wont help you get a loan" I told her I knew that but it will get me a MYSTERY POSTER! what! WHAAAAT! :D
Shows:
9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
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  • jumpincatjumpincat Posts: 68
    You are bent man...even for a S Jersey Guy....
    Too many young males beleive that manhood is defined by the ability to injure a man, rather than helping one.

    There are two kinds of women in this world....one that will give you strength....the other will take it away.....
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    jumpincat wrote:
    You are bent man...even for a S Jersey Guy....

    hehe
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    I loll'ed.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    bovy_j wrote:
    I loll'ed.

    Me too!!!!!!!!!!! :p

    (It would have been good if she KNEW what a 10C # was!!!)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    Lizard wrote:
    Me too!!!!!!!!!!! :p

    (It would have been good if she KNEW what a 10C # was!!!)

    she DID! I forgot to add that..she asked me how long was I a member! lol..I asked her if she was a member and she said no...but her ex boyfriend from college was
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • washedinblack91washedinblack91 Posts: 3,078
    i love that story :D her knowing what you were talking about is icing on the cake!
    PJ: 9/29/04, 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/30/08, 10/30/09, 10/31/09, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/18/13, 8/7/16
    eV: 8/4/08, 8/5/08, 6/21/11
    SG: 10/4/08<-- MET STONE!!!
  • emily18emily18 Posts: 489
    petrocs wrote:
    she looked at me straight back into my baby greens

    :D
  • Marie CurieMarie Curie Posts: 1,250
    petrocs wrote:
    she DID! I forgot to add that..she asked me how long was I a member! lol..I asked her if she was a member and she said no...but her ex boyfriend from college was

    This makes the story even funnier! :D
    “Life is life everywhere. Life is in ourselves and not outside us. There will be men beside me, and the important thing is to be a man among men and to remain a man always, whatever the misfortunes, not to despair and not to fall - that is the aim of life, that is its purpose.”
    Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  • wma11wma11 Posts: 790
    I'm just curious if its one of my ex's from college, who knows...just curious
    I met my wife here...you can too! Don't lose hope!
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    Marie Curie wrote:
    This makes the story even funnier! :D

    funny thing is..for a second there I thought the mention of an ex boyfriend was going to cost me my loan!
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    haha. funny.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • WritingjunkieWritingjunkie Posts: 178
    ...thank you. The perfect story to start my day off with a smile and a laugh...
    If Adam and Eve had Taco Bell they would have never eaten that filthy fruit...
  • greaticedteagreaticedtea Posts: 229
    haha dude that story is great. way to represent jersey pearl jam fans!
    MSG II 6/25/08
  • flyinwhole313flyinwhole313 Posts: 1,651
    Shit, that is awesome. HILARIOUS
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    well it should help you to get you a loan!!!
    the fact that you are a loyal enough individual to pay an annual membership to your favourite band speaks volumes for your strength of character ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    ha! great story!!
  • manhattanmanhattan Posts: 258
    so...did you get the loan?
  • yokeyoke Posts: 1,440
    jumpincat wrote:
    You are bent man...even for a S Jersey Guy....


    its all the Pine Trees
    Thats a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

    www.seanbrady.net
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    manhattan wrote:
    so...did you get the loan?


    thats a good question...I did...and now out of respect I feel the need to take a bit of this money and buy something PJ :)
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    petrocs wrote:
    thats a good question...I did...and now out of respect I feel the need to take a bit of this money and buy something PJ :)

    So...I hear its always nice to write a thank you note to someone who helps you...I dont know if this is considered "hitting on" the loan lady...but since she was so nice I decided to buy her a CD...my choice...No Code of course :) I'm bringing it over to her now maybe she'll become a Ten Club member and then she'll really know!
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • eduardoeduardo Posts: 151
    no code effect= reduce interest rate
    11.09.05 Kitchener
    22.11.05 Santiago
    23.11.05 Santiago
    11.06.08 West Palm Beach
  • pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    yoke wrote:
    its all the Pine Trees

    LOL! where I'm from there's tons o' pine trees...guess I'm in trouble :-)
    Need a tour Travel Agent??? Pick me :-)

    Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    ok..last update on my silly story...

    so I decided to buy her No Code and today I brought it in to her..she must;ve told the other loan officers about my comment cause one said, "Hey...you're the Pearl Jam guy" so I saw her and I gave her the gift mostly for a laugh and she started laughing and said, "Oh no! not that album! thats the album her ex played over and over again!" I said to her that its a classic and she replied "Very nostagic..can't wait to listen on the way home" so the moral of the story...PEARL JAM FUCKING RULES EVERYONES WORLD AT LEAST ONCE....MAYBE TWICE :D
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
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