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DURPDURP Posts: 2,180
edited July 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
So today i'm making some fries in the deep fryer and for some reason all the fries are bunched up. So for some dumb ass reason i started to stick my finger in there got close enough that i could feel the heat and splatter from oil. All of the sudden i stopped and said "What the fuck am i doing?"

I'm sure we all have DURP moments throughout the day feel free to share or just call me a dumbass. :mrgreen:
My butt itches!
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    DURP wrote:
    dumbass
    :P
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  • DURPDURP Posts: 2,180
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    My butt itches!
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i think it's old age kicking in.

    every now and then i think of putting my hand in water that is getting ready to boil. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    you're not alone...

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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    at first glance, your avatar looks like biggie smalls hanging out with actor william hurt
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,457
    So I got up today...
    All excited about the pool I have found, only a mile from the house....
    That has adult lap swim from 11am-noon...M-F(perfect for me)

    Got to the pool...
    Swam my laps....
    It was a perfect day.......

    And maybe tomorrow when I go.....
    I will remember to bring a fucking towel......

    hehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,200
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I got up today...
    All excited about the pool I have found, only a mile from the house....
    That has adult lap swim from 11am-noon...M-F(perfect for me)

    Got to the pool...
    Swam my laps....
    It was a perfect day.......

    And maybe tomorrow when I go.....
    I will remember to bring a fucking towel......

    hehehehehehehe

    Just think though Speedy........

    At least you remembered your swim trunks! :mrgreen:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I got up today...
    All excited about the pool I have found, only a mile from the house....
    That has adult lap swim from 11am-noon...M-F(perfect for me)

    Got to the pool...
    Swam my laps....
    It was a perfect day.......

    And maybe tomorrow when I go.....
    I will remember to bring a fucking towel......

    hehehehehehehe

    Please tell me you didn't shave down for this...
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I got up today...
    All excited about the pool I have found, only a mile from the house....
    That has adult lap swim from 11am-noon...M-F(perfect for me)

    Got to the pool...
    Swam my laps....
    It was a perfect day.......

    And maybe tomorrow when I go.....
    I will remember to bring a fucking towel......

    hehehehehehehe

    you're my new hero

    swimming is ...




















    it saved me
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,968
    Dissidentman wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I got up today...
    All excited about the pool I have found, only a mile from the house....
    That has adult lap swim from 11am-noon...M-F(perfect for me)

    Got to the pool...
    Swam my laps....
    It was a perfect day.......

    And maybe tomorrow when I go.....
    I will remember to bring a fucking towel......

    hehehehehehehe

    Please tell me you didn't shave down for this...
    no, he got a brazilian bikini wax to match the greek speedos!! :mrgreen::lol:
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  • KevinmanKevinman Posts: 1,909
    Got up and went to work. Enough said.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I got up today...
    All excited about the pool I have found, only a mile from the house....
    That has adult lap swim from 11am-noon...M-F(perfect for me)

    Got to the pool...
    Swam my laps....
    It was a perfect day.......

    And maybe tomorrow when I go.....
    I will remember to bring a fucking towel......

    hehehehehehehe

    Just think though Speedy........

    At least you remembered your swim trunks! :mrgreen:

    but do you all know
    speedy drys his swimming suit by hanging it from his big-trucks cb antenna

    anyway
    i forget mine sometimes
    have the big ole bag over my shoulder fulla towels and shampoo, conditioner, goggles, ear plugs, wash-rag,
    soap, water bottle, aquatic wrist band (for faster swims), and no swimming suit... only discovered after undressing

    get dressed
    drive 10 miles out to the house and 10 miles back in
    swimmin trunks in bag this time
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    So I got up today...
    All excited about the pool I have found, only a mile from the house....
    That has adult lap swim from 11am-noon...M-F(perfect for me)

    Got to the pool...
    Swam my laps....
    It was a perfect day.......

    And maybe tomorrow when I go.....
    I will remember to bring a fucking towel......

    hehehehehehehe

    Just think though Speedy........

    At least you remembered your swim trunks! :mrgreen:

    but do you all know
    speedy drys his swimming suit by hanging it from his big-trucks cb antenna

    anyway
    i forget mine sometimes
    have the big ole bag over my shoulder fulla towels and shampoo, conditioner, goggles, ear plugs, wash-rag,
    soap, water bottle, aquatic wrist band (for faster swims), and no swimming suit... only discovered after undressing

    get dressed
    drive 10 miles out to the house and 10 miles back in
    swimmin trunks in bag this time

    So what is the dumb thing? Not having shampoo and conditioner in one?


    wash_&_go_universal_2_in_1_shampoo_&_conditioner_28310.jpg
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    So what is the dumb thing? Not having shampoo and conditioner in one?


    wash_&_go_universal_2_in_1_shampoo_&_conditioner_28310.jpg
    that dissman is a sharp guy

    did i ever tell you the joke about the tavern/restuarant owner who married farmer john's daughter
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    dickies_scrubs_logo_01_1.jpg

    if the dickie fits...
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dang Dang wrote:
    dickies_scrubs_logo_01_1.jpg

    if the dickie fits...
    i love it when medical chics wear dickies and repeat the name whilst skipping down the hall
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • fifefife Posts: 3,327
    the dumbest thing i did today was go to work. man i can't stand my job right now.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    So what is the dumb thing? Not having shampoo and conditioner in one?


    wash_&_go_universal_2_in_1_shampoo_&_conditioner_28310.jpg
    that dissman is a sharp guy

    did i ever tell you the joke about the tavern/restuarant owner who married farmer john's daughter

    No. I would like to hear it.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    No. I would like to hear it.
    um
    they have 3 teeth between them
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    No. I would like to hear it.
    um
    they have 3 teeth between them

    ;)
  • DURPDURP Posts: 2,180
    chadwick wrote:
    Dang Dang wrote:
    dickies_scrubs_logo_01_1.jpg

    if the dickie fits...
    i love it when medical chics wear dickies and repeat the name whilst skipping down the hall

    Dickies :D
    My butt itches!
  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Posts: 3,371
    The salesmen where I work called 911 by accident for the 4th time in a week and a half
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    i left my cell phone in my car, had it vallet'd, got the car back and the cell phone was gone...

    i filed a police report and a report with the BBB....

    but, I am dumb for forgetting my phone in my car...
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    Putting the keys in the fridge.
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    How about these people?
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  • loveontwolegsloveontwolegs Posts: 501
    I sent some photos to my boyfriend's cell phone. He lost his cell phone. :evil:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Davidtrios wrote:
    i left my cell phone in my car, had it vallet'd, got the car back and the cell phone was gone...

    i filed a police report and a report with the BBB....

    but, I am dumb for forgetting my phone in my car...

    loveontwolegs wrote:
    I sent some photos to my boyfriend's cell phone. He lost his cell phone. :evil:


    :lol:
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I walked into a door today twice. My head was turned because I was talking to someone. I was kind of jogging and I hit the door so hard I fell down. 10 minutes later I was walking and talking and walked into the same door. This time I didn't fall but I did learn that doing two things at once is a skill I have yet to master.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I walked into a door today twice. My head was turned because I was talking to someone. I was kind of jogging and I hit the door so hard I fell down. 10 minutes later I was walking and talking and walked into the same door. This time I didn't fall but I did learn that doing two things at once is a skill I have yet to master.
    kramer?
    http://youtu.be/UYlyl-ZKLC4
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DURPDURP Posts: 2,180
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    I walked into a door today twice. My head was turned because I was talking to someone. I was kind of jogging and I hit the door so hard I fell down. 10 minutes later I was walking and talking and walked into the same door. This time I didn't fall but I did learn that doing two things at once is a skill I have yet to master.

    I totally just pictured the scene in Tommy Boy when he walked into the glass door.
    My butt itches!
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