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Cue the jokes about "tiger blood," "Adonis DNA" and "winning."

Charlie Sheen will be the subject of Comedy Central's next roast, network reps announced Tuesday.

The Comedy Central Roast Of Charlie Sheen will tape in Los Angeles on Sept. 10 and will premiere Sept. 19 (10 p.m. ET) – the same night that Ashton Kutcher will make his debut as Sheen's replacement on the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men.

After Sheen's whirlwind year, which included a bizarre media tour and one-man shows around the country, the roasters – who have yet to be announced – certainly won't suffer from a lack of material.

"Nothing will be off-limits," according to a release from Comedy Central.

Officially unemployed at the moment, the actor seems to be in good humor about the special.

"You could say I've been providing kindling for this Roast for a while," he said in the release. "It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."

Previous Comedy Central roasts have featured celebrities like Donald Trump, Joan Rivers and Sheen's pal David Hasselhoff.
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    :thumbup:
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    Should be funny, but I hope they shake things up a little.
  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    Don't know how you roast a guy who has no shame, already publicizes his dirty laundry, lives a life everyone knows about. Roast comedy seems to be about the presenting the unexpected to the audience and pushing envelopes. The comedians better have their A Game writing hats on because there's very little about his behavior that can surprise an audience any more. Sheen is practically living a version of The Aristocrats. The Bob Saget version.

    Lisa Lampanelli should be good. I hope Gilbert Gottfried is there. Always hoping for more greatness from Jeff Ross.

    Greg Giraldo would have been a good one for this. My favorite line of his was at a roast where he described someone as having the "...sex appeal of a school bus fire."
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,872
    This should be hilarious...
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    Too easy... Should be funny to see how he reacts.
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    these roast wont ever be the same without Greg Giraldo :(
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  • Nowhere ManNowhere Man Posts: 345
    metsfan wrote:
    these roast wont ever be the same without Greg Giraldo :(

    Agreed, he was the best. Just watched some of his Roasting recently, too funny.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Here's one:

    "Greg Giraldo should have been here for this. So I went to a psychic to make contact with him. She did! I asked him for something to say at Charlie's roast, and Greg just told me to say 'I'll see you soon, Charlie'."
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  • jervin007jervin007 Posts: 3,182
    Funny how they are doing the roast the same night that Ashton Kutcher is premiering as his replacement on Two and a Half Men. Clever. :lol::lol:
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    CJMST3K wrote:
    Here's one:

    "Greg Giraldo should have been here for this. So I went to a psychic to make contact with him. She did! I asked him for something to say at Charlie's roast, and Greg just told me to say 'I'll see you soon, Charlie'."


    oooooooh man :lol::lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Something tells me the "Situation" won't be a part of this one...
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Tonight's the night!
    Roasters include comedians Jon Lovitz, Patrice O'Neal, Amy Schumer, Kate Walsh, William Shatner, Harvey Levin, Steve-O, Mike Tyson, Anthony Jeselnik and Jeffrey Ross. Hosted by Roast Master Seth MacFarlane. Slash is supposed to make a special appearance too.
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,512
    A few months ago and the ratings for this would have been through the roof. I'm sure it will do well tonight too though.
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  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Something tells me the "Situation" won't be a part of this one...

    He was bad, but it felt like some sorta setup by the writers or whoever. He's probably that stupid, but I don't think anybody can be that horrible. I almost felt bad for him.
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,512
    DewieCox wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Something tells me the "Situation" won't be a part of this one...

    He was bad, but it felt like some sorta setup by the writers or whoever. He's probably that stupid, but I don't think anybody can be that horrible. I almost felt bad for him.

    I thought it was a setup too. I didn't even know a roast had happened until I saw all the FB updates about how bad he was that night.
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,390
    tempted to watch it, but probably won't. Is it on the same time as the season premiere of two and a half men?
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,872
    eeriepadave wrote:
    tempted to watch it, but probably won't. Is it on the same time as the season premiere of two and a half men?


    This doesnt come on til 10pm eastern time. 2 and a half men is on earlier than that.

    Looking forward to watching this tonight
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,942
    I can't wait to see Mike Tyson. It's going to be spectacular. He's the best.
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    I'll probably watch the uncensored version when it's on late at night.
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    Loved Seth's rant. John's wasn't bad.. seen better.
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    This world would be a much worse place if not for mike Tyson.
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    ahahha Mike Tyson was a riot..He attempted to button his jacket like 100 times at the podium and couldnt..either really nervious or really coked up..Probably both. God bless him and his pigeons.
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,872
    That was some funny shit. Tyson is completely out of his mind....he kept chiming in while the other roasters were up there...fucking crazy. That Amy Schumer chick was probably the funniest.....couldnt believe she made a Ryan Dunn joke w/ Steve-o there....but it's a roast, nothing is off limits! Jeff Ross and Jeselnik were pretty damn good too. These things still aren't the same though without Greg Giraldo...he was the best.
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    Indifference71 wrote:
    couldnt believe she made a Ryan Dunn joke w/ Steve-o there....but it's a roast, nothing is off limits!

    Yeah, I guess there were alot of people complaining about that joke. People are such whineasses. She didn't even say anything bad about him.

    It seemed like some of the roasters weren't ready to get roasted. Lotta serious/semi angry faces that they panned to. Shoulda had Slash roast, as he really seemed to be lovin it.

    All in all pretty solid though.

    I thought the joke of the night was from the Grey's Anatomy gal about the disgusting growth on Jezelnek's penis being Amy Shumer.

    Tyson had some higher points, but to me he was like the Situation of this years roast. His banter during the other roasters was better than his actual roasting.

    The low point was Steve-o running into Tyson's fist. The old Steve-o woulda taken an actual punch.

    I thought the Patrice Oneal was awful. Is he an actual comedian?
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,872
    DewieCox wrote:
    Yeah, I guess there were alot of people complaining about that joke. People are such whineasses. She didn't even say anything bad about him.

    It seemed like some of the roasters weren't ready to get roasted. Lotta serious/semi angry faces that they panned to. Shoulda had Slash roast, as he really seemed to be lovin it.

    All in all pretty solid though.

    I thought the joke of the night was from the Grey's Anatomy gal about the disgusting growth on Jezelnek's penis being Amy Shumer.

    Tyson had some higher points, but to me he was like the Situation of this years roast. His banter during the other roasters was better than his actual roasting.

    The low point was Steve-o running into Tyson's fist. The old Steve-o woulda taken an actual punch.

    I thought the Patrice Oneal was awful. Is he an actual comedian?

    I know, its crazy people would actually complain about a joke at a roast.

    Patrice O'neal was really bad...I wasnt too familiar with him before the roast. Surprised he was the closer.

    What I don't get is why they always have a couple people who aren't comedians at all and obviously have their jokes written him. I get the Tyson thing, but Kate Walsh? Besides being really hot and great to look at, what does she bring to the table here?
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