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josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,249
edited July 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Never cook it barechested :oops: Damm hot fucking oil on the nipples is not a turn on :twisted: carry on
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    :lol:
  • cbrunelle783cbrunelle783 Posts: 1,025
    How about a lead apron? :lol:
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    :lol:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    josevolution wrote:
    Never cook it barechested :oops: Damm hot fucking oil on the nipples is not a turn on :twisted: carry on

    Ouch! I feel your pain. This reminds me of when I sliced my nipple with a razor blade....that fucking hurt!! :shock:
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Never cook it barechested :oops: Damm hot fucking oil on the nipples is not a turn on :twisted: carry on

    Ouch! I feel your pain. This reminds me of when I sliced my nipple with a razor blade....that fucking hurt!! :shock:
    i've sliced my lip shaving and nicked another area of my body a few times :shock:
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  • yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    Ya, but its better than having your nipple bit off by a beaver! :D

    Or it could have been a racoon......not sure. Heard Jeff Foxworthly the comedian talk about that once.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    Never cook it barechested :oops: Damm hot fucking oil on the nipples is not a turn on :twisted: carry on

    Ouch! I feel your pain. This reminds me of when I sliced my nipple with a razor blade....that fucking hurt!! :shock:

    gotta ask, why are you shaving your nipples
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    The 81 wrote:

    gotta ask, why are you shaving your nipples

    I've told this story on here before I think. Sitting on the floor of the shower shaving my legs....ran the razor up over my left knee, halfway down my thigh....I was leaning forward so my boob was kinda near my leg and as I lifted the razor off my skin to do the other leg, WHAMMO :o ....the razor connects with my nipple!! Two razor cuts about 2mm long....and they STUNG LIKE FUCK!! :shock: Then the water starting running on them and they stung more....soooo fucking much....I couldn't believe how much my nipple was stinging....so I got up as quickly as I could and stood there in absolute agony holding my bleeding left nipple.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The 81 wrote:

    gotta ask, why are you shaving your nipples

    I've told this story on here before I think. Sitting on the floor of the shower shaving my legs....ran the razor up over my left knee, halfway down my thigh....I was leaning forward so my boob was kinda near my leg and as I lifted the razor off my skin to do the other leg, WHAMMO :o ....the razor connects with my nipple!! Two razor cuts about 2mm long....and they STUNG LIKE FUCK!! :shock: Then the water starting running on them and they stung more....soooo fucking much....I couldn't believe how much my nipple was stinging....so I got up as quickly as I could and stood there in absolute agony holding my bleeding left nipple.


    :lol:

    and to think i thought you might have hairy nipples.
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    The 81 wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    The 81 wrote:

    gotta ask, why are you shaving your nipples

    I've told this story on here before I think. Sitting on the floor of the shower shaving my legs....ran the razor up over my left knee, halfway down my thigh....I was leaning forward so my boob was kinda near my leg and as I lifted the razor off my skin to do the other leg, WHAMMO :o ....the razor connects with my nipple!! Two razor cuts about 2mm long....and they STUNG LIKE FUCK!! :shock: Then the water starting running on them and they stung more....soooo fucking much....I couldn't believe how much my nipple was stinging....so I got up as quickly as I could and stood there in absolute agony holding my bleeding left nipple.


    :lol:

    and to think i thought you might have hairy nipples.

    :lol: that was my first thought too!!
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