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beagle for a car

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited June 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
would you swap a beagle for a car? how is this possible you might say? easy stuff...
here's a beagle... thank you for the car
zzzooommm off he goes
beagle pees on leg of now carless dude...

is this a good idea?
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
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  • JzPJzP Posts: 933
    chadwick wrote:
    would you swap a beagle for a car? how is this possible you might say? easy stuff...
    here's a beagle... thank you for the car
    zzzooommm off he goes
    beagle pees on leg of now carless dude...

    is this a good idea?

    Depends how much the beagle is worth to you. Or what kind of car
    I wouldn't trade my beagle for gold.
    I wouldn't try a dealership :lol:
    ~JzP
  • JzPJzP Posts: 933
    ...then the beagle takes off in the woods after varmints.
    ~JzP
  • cbrunelle783cbrunelle783 Posts: 1,025
    You mean like Charles Darwins' Beagle?
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    I was dogsitting a little scrapper baller dog this weekend. I took him to the beach and he peed on a beagle that was dressed in a cute little outfit.
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    beagles are awesome.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,646
    My first dog was a beagle named Mickey. I loved that dog more than I can tell you. When Mickey died, I cried for two days straight. But I'll tell you this-- that was one stupid hammer-headed baying-at-the-moon-for-no-good-reason scruffy-assed dog!
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  • inlet13inlet13 Posts: 1,979
    I don't know much, but I know one thing... never trade your beagle for anything. My beagle is barking in his sleep right now. He's probably dreaming of pooch.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    brianlux wrote:
    My first dog was a beagle named Mickey. I loved that dog more than I can tell you. When Mickey died, I cried for two days straight. But I'll tell you this-- that was one stupid hammer-headed baying-at-the-moon-for-no-good-reason scruffy-assed dog!
    your location got me high a shit just now wen i spotted your home-ground
    your beagle work in the garden?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    beagles and fox or rat terriers
    smart dogs
    taught the terrier how to climb a ladder and get on the roof
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    A beagle won't get me to work, and a car won't crap on the rug.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    A beagle won't get me to work, and a car won't crap on the rug.
    and your horse wont mate with your apple tree correctly
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    I was just talking at lunch time today about the beagle we used to have, Patches. Patches once jumped on the table and took an ear of corn and ate the entire thing.

    She was so cute.
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    PureandEasy wrote:
    I was just talking at lunch time today about the beagle we used to have, Patches. Patches once jumped on the table and took an ear of corn and ate the entire thing.

    She was so cute.
    once a cat we had named, admiral kitty, jumped up onto the table and walked over to a homemade pizza
    stepped into the pie and stood there for a bit then shook himself

    hair everywhere... no pizza
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Beagles howl too much
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,646
    chadwick wrote:
    brianlux wrote:
    My first dog was a beagle named Mickey. I loved that dog more than I can tell you. When Mickey died, I cried for two days straight. But I'll tell you this-- that was one stupid hammer-headed baying-at-the-moon-for-no-good-reason scruffy-assed dog!
    your location got me high a shit just now wen i spotted your home-ground
    your beagle work in the garden?


    Come again?
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    -Jim Acosta











  • dr0ptheleashdr0ptheleash Posts: 1,264
    chadwick wrote:
    PureandEasy wrote:
    I was just talking at lunch time today about the beagle we used to have, Patches. Patches once jumped on the table and took an ear of corn and ate the entire thing.

    She was so cute.
    once a cat we had named, admiral kitty, jumped up onto the table and walked over to a homemade pizza
    stepped into the pie and stood there for a bit then shook himself

    hair everywhere... no pizza

    Just played both these scenes in my mind and laughed out loud by myself. :lol:
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    chadwick wrote:
    PureandEasy wrote:
    I was just talking at lunch time today about the beagle we used to have, Patches. Patches once jumped on the table and took an ear of corn and ate the entire thing.

    She was so cute.
    once a cat we had named, admiral kitty, jumped up onto the table and walked over to a homemade pizza
    stepped into the pie and stood there for a bit then shook himself

    hair everywhere... no pizza
    That's ok, I once had a horse that stole my chicken burrito right off my plate while I went inside to get a glass of milk!! I freaked out.. But then I had a horse later on that ate Whoppers from Burger King and LOVED coffee!! But what was worse than all that..was when one of me wolf dogs grabbed four steaks off the grill WHILE they were cooking, and managed to eat ALL FOUR in less than five minutes!!! I had only gone in for a beer, and to grab my cigarettes.. Moral of these stories, never leave the animals alone with your food!! :roll: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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