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Poo Poem

ComeToTXComeToTX Posts: 7,795
edited July 2011 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Sittin' Here Buns a Flexin'
Just Gave Birth To Another Texan

-Unknown Author
This show, another show, a show here and a show there.
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  • nsepstrunsepstru Posts: 187
    ComeToTX wrote:
    Sittin' Here Buns a Flexin'
    Just Gave Birth To Another Texan

    -Unknown Author


    Here I sit all broken hearted,
    Tried to poop but only farted.
    I'm not human...I'm Danish!
  • Jon ChorbaJon Chorba Posts: 268
    And if by chance you should see an awkward glance...
    Darling, I just shit my pants.


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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Milk Milk
    lemonade
    round the corner fudge is made! :P
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Thought I'd fart and that'd be it,
    found out too late I had to shit.
  • ComeToTXComeToTX Posts: 7,795
    It's the birthday of the Red White & Blue
    I have a special gift for you!
    With a flash and a Bang
    and smoke that goes poof!
    Here's your bag of
    firecracker poop!
    This show, another show, a show here and a show there.
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