when i am gone, sell all my stuff

decides2dream

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole
using my stuff.."
She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

Ms. Haiku

That's funny

of.the.girl

Lizard

Dru_Cortez

And it's smart-aleck answers such as that
which made her so attractive in the first place, right?
What a keeper!
It makes me think of the divorcee
in "High Fidelity".
Cheers.

decides2dream

Dru_Cortez wrote:

And it's smart-aleck answers such as that
which made her so attractive in the first place, right?
What a keeper!
It makes me think of the divorcee
in "High Fidelity".
Cheers.

laugh much?
:?

dimitrispearljam

Lizard

Dru_Cortez wrote:

And it's smart-aleck answers such as that
which made her so attractive in the first place, right?
What a keeper!
It makes me think of the divorcee
in "High Fidelity".
Cheers.

You'd could easily change it to the husband saying the last line!!!!

decides2dream

Lizard wrote:

Dru_Cortez wrote:

And it's smart-aleck answers such as that
which made her so attractive in the first place, right?
What a keeper!
It makes me think of the divorcee
in "High Fidelity".
Cheers.

You'd could easily change it to the husband saying the last line!!!!

Seriously. :P
Besides, my husband is the one to pass the joke along to me, so what exactly does that Mean? He self identifies? humor is all we got to get us thru life......