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When? When will it stop?

RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
edited June 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
You smashed my beloved Honda in January...and got a ticket.

You were speeding and cutting people off (as you were dong when you smashed the honda) and got a ticket...3 weeks ago.

I can't wait to hear this new story...(lemmie guess...you were cutting somebody off) but you got another ticket...TODAY!

Can I just get my OWN insurance?
Do they make cars that can't go faster than 60 miles an hour?
Can I make you drive a golf cart?

You are NOT driving the Camaro anymore...
You are NOT 27 and a reckless speed demon anymore...you are 43!
I guess almost killing yourself the first time did not teach you a lesson...will it make you happy when the po-po comes to the house and tells me you're dead?
Hondas are NOT disposable...they cost MONEY...by the way...the current Honda (MY HONDA)is NOT paid off...

rant over...carry on...
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,445
    That sucks ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Evil Merlin Part DeuxEvil Merlin Part Deux Posts: 234
    Have a performance programmer change the govenor limit on the car.

    It'd also be fun to watch him drive it the first time he hit his new speed limit.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    husband?
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Well deserved rant.

    Can I have a quick one .....

    You flaming horrible old man! My dog was only sniffing your gate, there was no bloody reason to bang on your window and shake your fist at us. You continued to rant even though I showed you the bag of poo I was holding and I was on a public footpath. Sniffing your gate isn't going to make it fall off.

    Hope your dick falls off.

    Okay I'm finished.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    The 81 wrote:
    husband?


    or my ex.



    oops, did I say that out loud?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    The 81 wrote:
    husband?


    or my ex.



    oops, did I say that out loud?


    4and20 is married to your ex....how awkward
    81 is now off the air

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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    The 81 wrote:
    husband?
    i was thinking that too heh heh
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    edited June 2011
    The 81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    The 81 wrote:
    husband?


    or my ex.



    oops, did I say that out loud?


    4and20 is married to your ex....how awkward


    maybe I was too harsh with that.

    only similarities are: Honda, get your own insurance, smashed car

    the a/c was "broken" for three weeks and during the 100 degree heat wave until I showed her the on button
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    i dont know whos Lisa talking but he must listen this!!!and put it in the head
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    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    i dont know whos Lisa talking but he must listen this!!!and put it in the head

    I love ESL, but he is way better talking English than I is. :D
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Make him get a prius.

    ...Every third person drives one in these parts. I've never seen one go faster than 60. Makes me crazy. I'm all for hybrid cars, but it is okay to go the speed limit. :lol:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    You smashed my beloved Honda in January...and got a ticket.

    You were speeding and cutting people off (as you were dong when you smashed the honda) and got a ticket...3 weeks ago.

    I can't wait to hear this new story...(lemmie guess...you were cutting somebody off) but you got another ticket...TODAY!

    Can I just get my OWN insurance?
    Do they make cars that can't go faster than 60 miles an hour?
    Can I make you drive a golf cart?

    You are NOT driving the Camaro anymore...
    You are NOT 27 and a reckless speed demon anymore...you are 43!
    I guess almost killing yourself the first time did not teach you a lesson...will it make you happy when the po-po comes to the house and tells me you're dead?
    Hondas are NOT disposable...they cost MONEY...by the way...the current Honda (MY HONDA)is NOT paid off...

    rant over...carry on...

    in your husbands defense, you do live in washington which has the most timid, annoying drivers i've ever encountered :twisted:

    and there is an art to aggressive driving that mr 4and20 hasn't learned...he needs to spend some time in LA...he'll look like a piker :P :lol::lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    At least he isn't the slow bastard I'd be cursing at...
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:

    in your husbands defense, you do live in washington which has the most timid, annoying drivers i've ever encountered :twisted:

    and there is an art to aggressive driving that mr 4and20 hasn't learned...he needs to spend some time in LA...he'll look like a piker :P :lol::lol:

    ...actually norm, when we were driving home from Las Vegas, he wanted to 'experience LA traffic' :? I knew it was 8 lanes of hell going one way...he almost stopped on the freeway :lol:

    govenor adjustment huh? I will put that on the list for when I take it in for the next tune-up this week :angel:

    Ryez...a Prius? ever since Mr. RK saw this bit, he refuses to buy a Prius: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcSOP2AzXU


    i suppose the best thing to come out of all this is that the cop told him exactly how to get out of the ticket.
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    - Christopher McCandless
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    RKCNDY wrote:

    i suppose the best thing to come out of all this is that the cop told him exactly how to get out of the ticket.

    Alright, inquiring minds want to know how. While I've never gotten one, there's always a first.

    Sorry about your Honda.

    Norm have you ever been in Rhode Island? We drove through there for a game in MA, and the whole place seemed to drive at about 42mph in a 65 zone.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    JaneNY wrote:
    Norm have you ever been in Rhode Island? We drove through there for a game in MA, and the whole place seemed to drive at about 42mph in a 65 zone.

    Funny, when I was there last week for the EV show, I was driving 42 mph in a 65 mph zone. And I'm from Boston. :? Must be some kind of a Rhode Island Bermuda Triangle. Your vehicle is no longer under your control.

    It was worth it just to watch Boo Boo squirming in the passenger seat, "Oh my GOD, we have SHOW TO GO TO!!! STEP ON THE GAS!"

    *giggles*
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    JaneNY wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    i suppose the best thing to come out of all this is that the cop told him exactly how to get out of the ticket.

    Alright, inquiring minds want to know how. While I've never gotten one, there's always a first.

    Sorry about your Honda.

    Norm have you ever been in Rhode Island? We drove through there for a game in MA, and the whole place seemed to drive at about 42mph in a 65 zone.

    I can't incriminate said 'officer of the law' but it does have to do with checking off a certain box on the ticket.

    and if people cannot grasp the concept of on ramps and how to merge...for the love of speed demons...stay off the freeway!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    JaneNY wrote:
    Norm have you ever been in Rhode Island? We drove through there for a game in MA, and the whole place seemed to drive at about 42mph in a 65 zone.

    well now that you've said that, i don't think i will ever drive in rhode island


    :D
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    somebody's license is getting suspended...because he didn't pay one of the tickets.

    I could've gone to an Ed show with all this money we're paying the po-po. :evil:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    RKCNDY wrote:
    somebody's license is getting suspended...because he didn't pay one of the tickets.

    I could've gone to an Ed show with all this money we're paying the po-po. :evil:

    Bad husband!!
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    RKCNDY wrote:
    somebody's license is getting suspended...because he didn't pay one of the tickets.

    I could've gone to an Ed show with all this money we're paying the po-po. :evil:

    Daaaammnnn. You might as well have a teenager!! :shock: ;)
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,202
    It'll stop when they pry those keys from his cold dead fingers!!! Or when you break his right leg.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mickeyrat wrote:
    It'll stop when they pry those keys from his cold dead fingers!!! Or when you break his right leg.

    :lol: the car has cruise control...if I break his right leg, he can just use the left and cruise to drive...and people wonder why I don't want kids!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,202
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    It'll stop when they pry those keys from his cold dead fingers!!! Or when you break his right leg.

    :lol: the car has cruise control...if I break his right leg, he can just use the left and cruise to drive...and people wonder why I don't want kids!
    then the answer is simple. Amputate both. :mrgreen:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    somebody's license is getting suspended...because he didn't pay one of the tickets.

    I could've gone to an Ed show with all this money we're paying the po-po. :evil:


    :lol:


    look on the bright side, you get to decide where to go at pj20
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    The 81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    somebody's license is getting suspended...because he didn't pay one of the tickets.

    I could've gone to an Ed show with all this money we're paying the po-po. :evil:


    :lol:


    look on the bright side, you get to decide where to go at pj20

    very true...I was checking out Alpine on Google Earth, and casually mentioned there was gonna be a party...and that there were gonna be shuttle busses...then he asked how many people were gonna be there. I casually said, 'oh I dunno...a hundred?' he goes :shock: :o

    I think I will find somebody to go to Ed with in Seattle and leave him at home. "You can stay home and think about what you did!"
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