Hockey players vs Baseball players :)

blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
edited June 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Gruesome Hockey Player Injuries
Why You, Me and Everyone in MLB Could Never Be Hockey Players

I will be the first person to admit that I am extremely jealous of every professional athlete. The idea of playing a sport you love and making millions of dollars has its appeal, but I could never be a hockey player.

As a parent I pray for my kids to play baseball, a sport where if you get injured pulling on your cowboy boots, you can still gain passage into the Hall of Fame (Wade Boggs). No concussions, no missing teeth, no stitches. Just a cabana in Cabo and lots of umbrella drinks on the golf course. Now that’s living.

It is with great respect that we salute the gladiators we call Hockey players, while taking a few not-so-subtle digs at those carrying the bats and gloves.

Top 10 Hockey Tough Guys and Their Baseball Counterparts

10: Ian Laperriere, Philadelphia Flyers:

During the first period of a game versus the Buffalo Sabres, Laperriere stopped a wicked slap shot with his mouth and lost seven teeth in the process. An injury this gruesome should require at least a few weeks eating through a straw and drooling all over yourself. Not for a hockey player. Laperriere sat out the second period while he received 100 stitches. He then returned to the ice for the third period and didn’t miss a game all season.

This led to what may be one of the greatest headlines in Philadelphia sports history: “Puck Out Indefinitely After Taking a Laperriere to the Face”

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

In 2004 Sammy Sosa spent 15 days on the disabled list with back spasms caused by sneezing too hard.

9: Martin St Louis, Tampa Bay Lightning:

During game one of the 2011 Eastern Conference playoffs vs. the Pittsburgh Penguins, the diminutive Lightning winger got two teeth knocked out by a high stick. Of course, he finished the game and underwent a double root canal the next day.

In the next series against the Washington Capitals, he took two more shots to the mouth and the team's dentists had to cement three of his teeth back in. After each game he’d spend 40 minutes in the trainer’s room draining the pus and trying to re-stabilize his teeth so he could continue in the series.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Outfielder Kevin Mitchell and donuts were close friends. One night, in a fit of desperate craving, Mitchell microwaved a frozen donut just a little too long. The donut hardened and as he chomped down he broke his tooth. The broken tooth led to a root canal and a trip to the disabled list for two weeks of rest, relaxation and properly defrosted donuts.

8: Eddie Shore, Boston Bruins

Back in 1925 during practice (when practice wasn’t inspired by Allen Iverson) Shore’s ear was nearly ripped off during a confrontation with teammate Billy Coutu. Shore visited several doctors who all told him that the ear would have to be amputated. After an exhaustive search, Shore found one doctor who was willing to try sewing it back on. And near as I can tell from a Google image search, the ear stayed put.

Shore, the original tough guy hockey player, refused anesthetics, used a mirror to watch the good doctor work his magic and then played in the next game.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Spending a lot of time in the sun while wearing a baseball hat can lead to an awkward tan line. You know, the one where your chin, nose and cheeks are a perfect golden brown but your forehead stays as white as your bottom. This must have really annoyed Marty Cordova because the former Baltimore Orioles outfielder was known to spend a lot of his down-time in a tanning bed. During one visit, the 1995 Rookie of the Year got a little too relaxed, fell asleep and the resulting tanning bed burns forced him to miss a few games.

7: Steven Stamkos, Tampa Bay Lightning

During game seven of the 2011 Eastern Conference finals, the 21-year-old Stamkos took a slapshot to the face that badly broke his nose and left a lot of blood on the ice. But this was game seven. A winner-take-all for a trip to the Stanley Cup finals and Stamkos wasn’t about to spend the rest of the game in the locker room.

Like Humpty Dumpty before him, the Lightning training staff worked feverishly to put the young center back together again. Stamkos returned to the ice only five minutes later with a nose packed with cotton, some temporary stitches and a full face cage.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Diamondbacks pitcher Brian Anderson ended up losing the feeling in his pitching arm after a 20-minute cab ride to shop on Rodeo Drive. Anderson blamed the numbness in his elbow from laying his pitching arm across the top of the backseat. Quite possibly the first time a professional athlete was injured by the backseat of a cab.

6: Jeremy Roenick, Phoenix Coyotes:

Roenick was once one of the scrappiest players in the NHL and he had his share of enemies around the league. One of those enemies was 6’5” 240 lbs Dallas Stars defenseman Darian Hatcher. Hatcher lined up Roenick behind the net one game and gave the winger a crushing elbow to the face and head that broke his jaw in multiple places. Hatcher was immediately ejected. Roenick paused, skated to the bench, spit out some blood and stuck his fingers into his mouth to adjust the shattered remnants of his jaw. He took his next shift.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

During a post-game interview, Marlins outfielder Chris Coghlan tore the meniscus in his left knee while smashing a shaving cream pie into the face of teammate Wes Helms. Coghlan missed six weeks after surgery.

5: Paul Kariya, Anaheim Mighty Ducks

During game six of the 2003 Stanley Cup playoffs, New Jersey Devils defenseman Scott Stevens lined up Kariya in the open ice and leveled the Ducks captain and star player. Kariya was knocked out cold and lay motionless on the ice. After several seconds Kariya regained consciousness and teammates helped him off the ice and into the locker room.

It was assumed that Kariya would be out for the remainder of the series, but just 11 minutes later Kariya skated back out onto the ice. Not only did he return to play, he also scored a goal to lead the Ducks to victory and force a game seven.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Braves outfielder Terry Harper separated his shoulder while waving a teammate home and subsequently high-fiving him. There is no excuse for this, unless the teammate rounding third was Brock Lesnar.

4: Mario Lemieux, Pittsburgh Penguins

While on pace to break Wayne Gretzky’s single season scoring record, the Penguins superstar announced that he had been diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma and would have to undergo radiation treatment for at least two months. Lemieux’s life and career were both threatened.

On the last day of his radiation treatment, Lemieux left a Pittsburgh hospital headed for the airport and flew directly to Philadelphia for a game THAT NIGHT. In his first game back he scored a goal and an assist and even got a standing ovation from the Philadelphia fans; fans who are best known for their accuracy throwing batteries at the opposition, not giving applause.

Despite missing two months of action, Lemieux captured the scoring title with 160 points on the year. To put that in perspective, Daniel Sedin led the league in 2011 with 106 points.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Cincinnati Reds Pitcher Steve Foster injured his shoulder knocking over milk bottles during a segment with Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show”.

3: Bobby Baun, Toronto Maple Leafs

In the 1964 Stanley Cup finals against the Detroit Red Wings, the Maple Leafs blue liner blocked a Gordie Howe shot with his ankle and fell to the ice in pain. Baun had to be carried off the ice with a stretcher and suspected the ankle was broken. In true hockey player style, Baun refused x-rays and instead opted for a "tight tape job". The game went into overtime and it was Baun who scored the game-winner forcing a game seven.

Still refusing to have the ankle x-rayed for fear the team wouldn’t allow him to play, Baun popped some painkillers and headed to the ice for game seven. He didn’t miss a shift and the Leafs cruised to a 4-0 victory. Afterward Baun finally had that x-ray which revealed a badly broken ankle.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Milwaukee Brewers knuckleballer Steve Sparks attended a motivational speaking seminar where the host ripped phone books in half! The session worked, Sparks was so fired up he tried to do the stunt himself…and dislocated his shoulder.

2: Maurice “Rocket” Richard, Montreal Canadiens

In game seven of the Stanley Cup semifinals between the Canadiens and the Boston Bruins, Richard was upended and landed on the ice head-first. These were the days before helmets, and Richard lay motionless surrounded by a growing pool of blood. After regaining consciousness he was helped off the ice by teammates and into the locker room.

To the surprise of everyone in the arena, Richard came back to the bench in the third period with a bandage on his forehead and a sweater still soaked in his own blood. He bounded onto the ice, blood still tricking down his face, and took the puck coast-to-coast through the entire Bruins team to score the winning goal. Many still refer to it as “the greatest goal in the history of the game”.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Enigmatic Giants third baseman Chris Brown once asked out of the lineup because of a strained eyelid that made it difficult to blink. When asked the cause of his injury, he informed the skipper that “he slept on it wrong.”

1: Clint Malarchuk, Buffalo Sabres

One of the most gruesome injuries ever sustained in professional sports was back in 1989 when Sabres goaltender Clint Malarchuk was struck in the throat by another skate. The skate blade sliced open his interior carotid artery and a scene from a Horror movie played out before the fans eyes. Malarchuk rose on his own power and skated toward the nearest door off the ice.

It's odd to say that Malarchuk had luck on his side, but he did. The closest door led to the on-site emergency room where the medical staff was able to stabilize the bleeding enough for transport to a local hospital. Three hundred stitches later the wound was closed and Malarchuk was saved.

What makes this the ultimate Hockey player story? A mere four days later Malarchuk was back on the ice for practice, and a week after that he started in goal against the Quebec Nordiques.

Meanwhile, in Baseball ...

Just before the 2006 American League Championship Series, Detroit Tigers relief pitcher Joel Zumaya strained his arm and was unavailable for most of the series. How did he get hurt? Playing too much Guitar Hero.
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  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    :lol::lol:

    Great article. I was watching the TB Bruins series and saw Stamkos take the slapshot right to the face. They showed it a few times in slow motion and it made me cringe. I said to my dad who was watching the game with me, "well, we won't see him again tonight." No sooner did I say that did he come back out still bleeding and played the rest of the game. My dad says to me," A baseball player pulls a muscle and is out for 6 weeks, this guy takes a 100mph puck to the face and is out less time than the 7th inning stretch". These guys are unbelievable.
    He who forgets will be destined to remember.

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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,688
    Those were awesome stories, knew much or seen most of the hockey ones. I always thought the hockey players are the toughest to play any of the modern day sports. They are true warriors, there isn't a Canadian hockey player that won't give it his all not to miss a playoff game anyways, he will always stand up.
    Baseball players :lol:

    I still remeber one story from baseball that always made me laugh. GlenAllen Hill of the Toronto BlueJays had to miss like 2 weeks worth of games caused he slipped and fell while taking a shower, he apparently saw a spider and it freaked him out :lol:
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  • eddieceddiec Posts: 3,859
    Hockey isn't a sport for the prima donna professional athlete. Only real men need apply.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Good read!
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,823
    I remember during Cal Ripken's streak one newspapers article put in into perspective naming some lame injuries like someone throwing out their back while sneezing (ok that was listed) or hurting themselves while mowing or someone trying to rip open a phone book while watching a motivational speaker (also mentioned).

    edit- I'll have to look for that article (I clipped it out and saved it). Most of the ones I rememebred were already mentioned :problem:
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    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Dirty Frank ZDirty Frank Z Posts: 2,878
    excellent.....but you shouldve included Eric Belanger. he took a stick to the mouth in the playoffs. went to the bench.was seen removing teeth. had emergency dental surgery in the locker room. lost nine teeth and came back for overtime.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :P

    good stuff
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    excellent.....but you shouldve included Eric Belanger. he took a stick to the mouth in the playoffs. went to the bench.was seen removing teeth. had emergency dental surgery in the locker room. lost nine teeth and came back for overtime.

    That's the thing... there are so many that come to mind that didn't even make the list.
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,823
    I remember during Cal Ripken's streak one newspapers article put in into perspective naming some lame injuries like someone throwing out their back while sneezing (ok that was listed) or hurting themselves while mowing or someone trying to rip open a phone book while watching a motivational speaker (also mentioned).

    edit- I'll have to look for that article (I clipped it out and saved it). Most of the ones I rememebred were already mentioned :problem:

    ok, found it. (some of the ones mentioned were also mentioned previously, but funny nonetheless)

    - Steve Sparks dislocated his shoulder trying to rip a phonebook in half following a motivational speech
    - Jeff Juden was unable to pitch due to an infected tattoo
    - Larry Anderson strained a muscle in his chest getting out of a Jacuzzi
    - Indians pitcher Ted Power pulled a hamstring jumping off the bullpen bench to join a brawl
    - Reds pitcher Steve Foster needed surgery after blowing out his shoulder knocking down milk bottles on The Tonight Show
    - Tigers outfielder Junior Felix strained a hip flexor sliding between Mike Henneman's legs during batting practice
    - Pascal Perez missed a start because he couldn't find the stadium in Atlanta. Drove 100 miles on a loop freeway, circled the city for 2 hours and missed his exit 5 times :lol: Also missed another start cuz he jumped the Braves to consult a witch doctor.
    - Dennis Martinez hurt his arm tossing his luggage onto the team equipment truck
    - Goose Gossage threw his back out sneezing
    - Kent Hrbek missed 10 games after spraining his ankle wrestling with a clubhouse attendant
    - Darren Daulton missed a month after he watched a videotape of himself striking out, he punched a hole in the wall and broke his hand
    - Vince Coleman missed an entire postseason when he was swallowed up by the automatic tarp machine in St. Louis
    - Bret Barberie couldn't play cuz he was slicing chili peppers in the clubhouse and rubbed the juice in his eyes
    - Mark Smith cut his hand sticking it in the hotel air conditioner
    - Brewers SS Jose Valentin cut his hand on a pineapple
    - Doc Gooden missed a start after Vince Coleman accidentally hit him with a golf club in the locker room
    - Jose Canseco blew out his elbow throwing 50 warm-up pitches in prep for his pitching debut
    - Reds pitcher Johnny Ruffin hurt his knee while WATCHING tv
    - former San Diego Padre Chris Brown missed a game with a strained eyelid
    - Marlins pitcher Randy Veres bruised his hand pounding the wall of his hotel room to tell the people next room over to shut up
    - Gregg Jeffries missed a game cuz his wife went into labor while watching him hit for the cycle

    This article was from the Philadelphia Inquirer om Sept. 3, 1995
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    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
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    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,688
    I also remember watching a Redwing game on satellite (when they were huge dish) once when Stevie Y was still pretty young. There was no comentating, just the camera following the play and such. Well Stevie Y took a stick to the cheek and was cut pretty good. The camera man was shooting the bench and there was Stevie Y getting stiched up right there on the bench, missed 1 shift I think. I remember watching at the time and thinking holy fuck :shock: tough bitch
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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    I broke my femur on a collision behind the net when I was 15. Got up and tried to skate off the ice and snap. Hockey career over. Walking was done for a year. If I could have got to him I would have killed the guy that ducked into me so I'm probably better off today though.

    Baseball has so many games in a year that players/teams have to come up with funny reasons why player miss games for being drunk/hung over. Keeps people interested.
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  • MFCarissaMFCarissa Posts: 494
    I'd like to add Lidstrom's "nearly catastrophic" testicle injury to this list. He got speared in the gonads by Patrick Sharp in game 3 of the 2009 Western Conference finals and finished out the game.

    http://www.aolnews.com/2009/06/14/nicklas-lidstroms-uncomfortable-injury/
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    BLACK35 wrote:
    They are true warriors, there isn't a Canadian hockey player that won't give it his all not to miss a playoff game anyways, he will always stand up.


    Might be why the Boston Bruins are Champions...the Sedins have been missing for quite sometime...
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  • RW81233RW81233 Posts: 2,393
    As a baseball player I'd take exception, if I believed one could prove their manhood through playing a sport. Each sport requires different mass and acute motor abilities. I pitched with a broken heal and didn't tell anyone, but definitely couldn't have done the same with a deeply cut finger. One seems more "manly" than the other but it's just what each position in each sport requires. Another example is Yovani Gallardo coming back from a torn ACL at the end of April to pitch at the end of September and Game 1 of the playoffs against the Phillies, while a torn ACL in hockey usually means it's all over for 9 months.
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,688
    lukin2006 wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    They are true warriors, there isn't a Canadian hockey player that won't give it his all not to miss a playoff game anyways, he will always stand up.


    Might be why the Boston Bruins are Champions...the Sedins have been missing for quite sometime...

    Very true :D
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    RW81233 wrote:
    As a baseball player I'd take exception, if I believed one could prove their manhood through playing a sport. Each sport requires different mass and acute motor abilities. I pitched with a broken heal and didn't tell anyone, but definitely couldn't have done the same with a deeply cut finger. One seems more "manly" than the other but it's just what each position in each sport requires. Another example is Yovani Gallardo coming back from a torn ACL at the end of April to pitch at the end of September and Game 1 of the playoffs against the Phillies, while a torn ACL in hockey usually means it's all over for 9 months.
    Baseball players are pussies.

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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Hockey is a much more contact sport than baseball, so obviously injuries are going to be more severe.


    However in baseball, minor injuries will completely throw your game off.


    Apples and oranges. No sense in comparing.


    You can play hockey with no teeth. You can't hit a 90 mph fastball with back spasms.


    Have any of you tried to hit a 90 mph pitch? If you didn't wipe your ass correctly earlier, it will fuck up your game..
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