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How To Be A Tool

unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
edited June 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
5. Yell unintelligibly throughout the show
4. Wear madras shorts hanging halfway off your unappealing concave ass
3. Yell especially loudly and unintelligibly whenever Eddie pauses to speak
2. Bring a date who sits/stands stock-still, looking like a comatose manniquin (maybe she was?) :?
1. When fans excitedly buzz upon hearing that the hometown team is up 3.0 in the championship game, turn around and yell in my face, "I'm from Philly, fuck the Bruins!" (Extra points if you spray it when you say it, which you did)

Be grateful that Boo Boo restrained me from taking the cigarette out of your slack-jawed flapping maw and dropping it down the back of your shorts.

My backup plan was to reach forward and pull the shorts down, but Boo Boo advised against that, even though I insisted that it would be pure gold as a thread...

:twisted:
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  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    Don't forget the geniuses
    that shout out ridiculous song requests
    from the PJ catalogue.
    "PLAY WHIPPING!"
    "WE WANNA HEAR JEREMY!"

    ... On a ukulele?
    Twits!
    Cheers.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    unlost dogs wrote:
    1. When fans excitedly buzz upon hearing that the hometown team is up 3.0 in the championship game, turn around and yell in my face, "I'm from Philly, fuck the Bruins!" (Extra points if you spray it when you say it, which you did)
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: I literally started crying when I read this one.
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Be grateful that Boo Boo restrained me from taking the cigarette out of your slack-jawed flapping maw and dropping it down the back of your shorts.

    Ok this got an audible chuckle out of me ... :lol:
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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    Love this!! Some people are so ridiculous. This is why the fans that score tickets shouldn't take 'just anyone'.


    Lucky for me, I have no filter or restraint...


    And if Cavstarr tries to hold me back- er, wait, he would join me in knocking bitches out. :lol:
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    unlost dogs wrote:
    1. When fans excitedly buzz upon hearing that the hometown team is up 3.0 in the championship game, turn around and yell in my face, "I'm from Philly, fuck the Bruins!" (Extra points if you spray it when you say it, which you did)

    ok ... fess up!! ... which one of you guys that post in the phillies thread is she referring to!? ... :lol:
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    jimed14 wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Be grateful that Boo Boo restrained me from taking the cigarette out of your slack-jawed flapping maw and dropping it down the back of your shorts.

    Ok this got an audible chuckle out of me ... :lol:

    Seriously, all I could think about was, "I know I'll get in trouble, but my God what a great thread that will make..."

    :lol:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    polaris_x wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    1. When fans excitedly buzz upon hearing that the hometown team is up 3.0 in the championship game, turn around and yell in my face, "I'm from Philly, fuck the Bruins!" (Extra points if you spray it when you say it, which you did)

    ok ... fess up!! ... which one of you guys that post in the phillies thread is she referring to!? ... :lol:


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  • JTHJTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    Yeah, you totally should have pantsed him.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Haha. This is great. I might actually skip my daughters birthday on Saturday so I can see this in person at the bushnell.
  • SidnumSidnum Posts: 674
    unlost dogs wrote:
    5. Yell unintelligibly throughout the show
    4. Wear madras shorts hanging halfway off your unappealing concave ass
    3. Yell especially loudly and unintelligibly whenever Eddie pauses to speak
    2. Bring a date who sits/stands stock-still, looking like a comatose manniquin (maybe she was?) :?
    1. When fans excitedly buzz upon hearing that the hometown team is up 3.0 in the championship game, turn around and yell in my face, "I'm from Philly, fuck the Bruins!" (Extra points if you spray it when you say it, which you did)

    Be grateful that Boo Boo restrained me from taking the cigarette out of your slack-jawed flapping maw and dropping it down the back of your shorts.

    My backup plan was to reach forward and pull the shorts down, but Boo Boo advised against that, even though I insisted that it would be pure gold as a thread...

    :twisted:


    This reminds me of past Eddie shows, and makes me less excited to go to St. Louis. Please please please, if anyone out there reading this is going to any shows, DON'T BE A #UCKING TOOL! :evil:

    What's a boo boo?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Sidnum wrote:
    What's a boo boo?


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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    polaris_x wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    1. When fans excitedly buzz upon hearing that the hometown team is up 3.0 in the championship game, turn around and yell in my face, "I'm from Philly, fuck the Bruins!" (Extra points if you spray it when you say it, which you did)

    ok ... fess up!! ... which one of you guys that post in the phillies thread is she referring to!? ... :lol:

    wasn't me, I'm originally from Mass so I'm a Bruins fan :lol:
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    PureandEasy wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    1. When fans excitedly buzz upon hearing that the hometown team is up 3.0 in the championship game, turn around and yell in my face, "I'm from Philly, fuck the Bruins!" (Extra points if you spray it when you say it, which you did)

    ok ... fess up!! ... which one of you guys that post in the phillies thread is she referring to!? ... :lol:

    wasn't me, I'm originally from Mass so I'm a Bruins fan :lol:

    I'm sure it wasn't you. We haven't met, but the impression that you give is that you do not have an unappealing concave ass.

    :lol::o
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  • EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Oh this made me laugh out loud. But like a previous poster, it brought back bad memories from one of the Eddie LA shows.

    I wish you had a photo of the unappealing concave ass.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Enkidu wrote:
    Oh this made me laugh out loud. But like a previous poster, it brought back bad memories from one of the Eddie LA shows.

    I wish you had a photo of the unappealing concave ass.

    I'll look for him in the Boston crowd. But if he turns sideways, he may disappear completely at the level of his butt.

    (Just think what a great holiday card it would be if someone got a photo of me being led out in handcuffs... almost as good as a La Familia de Enkidu card!)
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Enkidu wrote:
    Oh this made me laugh out loud. But like a previous poster, it brought back bad memories from one of the Eddie LA shows.


    yeah although i'm so looking forward to the shows, i also know the fucktards will be there
  • SidnumSidnum Posts: 674
    The 81 wrote:
    Sidnum wrote:
    What's a boo boo?


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    oooooooohhhhhh....cool.
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Be grateful that Boo Boo restrained me from taking the cigarette out of your slack-jawed flapping maw and dropping it down the back of your shorts.

    My backup plan was to reach forward and pull the shorts down, but Boo Boo advised against that, even though I insisted that it would be pure gold as a thread...

    :twisted:


    How come I don't believe that Boo Boo was the one thinking responsibly in this situation :think: This just doesn't add up. :P
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  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,667
    I wonder if the offenders realize they are acting like tools, or if they just don't care?

    When the Foo Fighters played a few acoustic shows in Hollywood several years ago, there were 2 BBCWTs (backwards baseball cap-wearing tools) in the front row. They kept turning around to face the crowd, high-fiving eachother and yelling for the duration of the first few songs. Dave started yucking it up with them, and then suggested they both go backstage to drink with him after the show. They were promptly escorted out of their seats, never to be heard from again!
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,815
    I've seen him in DC and in Philly, and there were tools at both places so I have no expectations for my show in Philly next week.

    I feel bad for those of you in Boston though, you may have some people still "paaaatying" from last night and they may be real tools. :lol:
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