TAILGATE OUR ASSES OFF SATURDAY AFTERNOON"!!!!!!!!!!

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  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    you guys are having a tailgate party? where? when? can i come? 8-)
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    What's funny is were gonna see lots of corn on our way into Alpine. lol

    so that means I can stop on the side of the road and pick some right off the stalk?
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    RKCNDY wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    What's funny is were gonna see lots of corn on our way into Alpine. lol

    so that means I can stop on the side of the road and pick some right off the stalk?
    i wanna see that :D
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    no porn??why??

    oh... corn ... :roll:
    :lol::lol:
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    RKCNDY wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    What's funny is were gonna see lots of corn on our way into Alpine. lol

    so that means I can stop on the side of the road and pick some right off the stalk?


    sure i guess. ;):mrgreen:
  • CloneOfASon
    CloneOfASon Madison, WI Posts: 1,080
    RKCNDY wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    What's funny is were gonna see lots of corn on our way into Alpine. lol

    so that means I can stop on the side of the road and pick some right off the stalk?
    Just don't pick the feed corn :D
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    My kingdom...
    For a pickle????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    What do you call the pickle that got run over on the highway?
    Road dill.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    What is green and pecks on trees?
    Woody Wood Pickle
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    What is baby cucumber's favorite toy?
    Pickle Me Elmo.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • CloneOfASon
    CloneOfASon Madison, WI Posts: 1,080
    :lol::lol::lol: Nice speedy!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.

    The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.

    The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.

    The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.

    The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.

    The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and put me in a salad.

    The Penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I puke and pass out!
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.

    His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.

    "FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned.

    To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired...

    "Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks.

    Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.

    "You didn't!" she hoped.

    He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did."

    Then she asks, "Did it hurt?"

    "No no really," answers the man.

    Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"

    He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    TAILGATE OUR PICKLES OFF!!!!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    What is green and has two wheels?
    A motorpickle.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    What's green and wears a mask?
    The Lone Pickle
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    :lol::mrgreen:
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    :lol::mrgreen:
    Woody Wood Pickle????

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,871
    What's huge, green, and lies at the bottom of the ocean?
    Moby Pickle
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....

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