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My other problem today.....

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,820
edited June 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
There is a cute, little, fuzzly wuzzly, bunny rabbit in my backyard, who has decided he just LOVES my green bean plants......And if the little cute bunny keeps eating them...

Im gonna chop his fucking head off, skin him, gut him, and throw him in a pot with some carrots and potatoes!!!!!

hehehehe

The little prick!!!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,291
    Hassenpfeffer!!


    (You could always boil Bugs in the hot water heater, hehehehehehe)
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,820
    Poncier wrote:
    Hassenpfeffer!!
    The last 2 days, I am hobbling around my backyard, with my severely sprained ankle, chasing the little fucker with a garden hose!!!! hehehehehehe

    Kathy is laughing her ass off!!!! Though Kathy is the one who made me build her this little garden bed, and plant the veggies....

    I would have put chicken wire up, but my fucking foot is KILLING ME!!!!!

    Moth balls are not doing the trick....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,291
    What about some sort of scarecrow type statue, like a lifelike statue of Elmer Fudd.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Suzi78Suzi78 Posts: 362
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    bow and arrrow...
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,820
    2 days ago....
    Mr. Rabbit let me get within a foot of him....
    Had my foot not been killing me, I would have kicked that little fucker right in the head, and it would have been all over.

    hehehehehe

    I really, really need to get back to work....

    Im chasing rabbits around my backyard squirting them with a hose??? With a busted up foot??

    God help me...
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    What about some sort of scarecrow type statue, like a lifelike statue of Elmer Fudd.

    speedy has a sprained ankle...he can't be standing out there all day and night ;) :P
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiEUDzIrEQE

    :mrgreen:

    Those little varmits will outsmart you at every turn too.
    Burying animal hair is a good deterrent, as is a sprinkling of red pepper flakes.

    Good luck.
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,291
    Just think of how much fun you'll have when you retire in a couple of decades.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: cant fuckin wait to meet SPEEDY at pj20 :mrgreen:
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,820
    And then....

    Tuesday and Wednesday I am laying out in the yard watching 2 little cute birdies build a nest on my gutter downspout. I watched these 2 little fuckers work on that nest for hours. It was truly amazing how much they worked at it, and how precise they were.

    Well last night it rained and poured, and the winds were....Well it was like Wizard of fucking Oz outside...
    So today I walk in the backyard to go rabbit hunting again, and I notice that the birds nest is now laying in my backyard....

    Now I feel sorry for birds??
    Now I wanna climb a fucking ladder and put that silly nest back up on my downspout????
    Wtf is the matter with me??? hehehehehehe

    I really really need to get back to work!!!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    http://youtu.be/Bv87T1CQF8E
  • tottototto Posts: 291
    I say kill it and leave the body out where the other bunnys can see it! Sends a strong message.
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Lay off the Percocet Speedy!!! Put them down and back away (or hobble or jump on one foot) slowly!

    hehehehe

    Edit: hey, you could invest in a slingshot. Just sit out in the yard with a bucket of ball bearings and a beverage and try to put on through the fuckers eye.
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,439
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,820
    josevolution wrote:
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    My cat is too fucking stupid to kill the rabbit....

    My cat would would dig up the fucking garden and give it to the rabbit, along with some blue cheese dressing....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    My cat is too fucking stupid to kill the rabbit....

    My cat would would dig up the fucking garden and give it to the rabbit, along with some blue cheese dressing....

    :lol::lol:

    i'd bring the dog over...he loves chasing rabbits...he just can't catch them :roll: :lol:
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,439
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    My cat is too fucking stupid to kill the rabbit....

    My cat would would dig up the fucking garden and give it to the rabbit, along with some blue cheese dressing....

    I really can't believe my cat she actually eats the damm rabbit she starts on the heads and eats most of the body except the hind legs mind you these were very young bunny's but still :o :shock:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    My beautiful chloe killed a baby squirrel the other day and lauded over its little dead body... :cry:
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    My cat is too fucking stupid to kill the rabbit....

    My cat would would dig up the fucking garden and give it to the rabbit, along with some blue cheese dressing....

    you cat sounds like a pussy.





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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Lizard wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    My cat is too fucking stupid to kill the rabbit....

    My cat would would dig up the fucking garden and give it to the rabbit, along with some blue cheese dressing....

    you cat sounds like a pussy.





    8-)



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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Lizard wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    My cat is too fucking stupid to kill the rabbit....

    My cat would would dig up the fucking garden and give it to the rabbit, along with some blue cheese dressing....

    you cat sounds like a pussy.





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    Wtf?!
    This is pure comedic gold!!!
    :mrgreen:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i can loan you my cat.....he's been declawed, but he would still kick the shit out of the rabbit, and any other animals in your hood.
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  • hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,902
    I bought an airsoft pellet gun...shot the little fuckers next time I saw them....felt so bad after they limped off my lawn, I only fire warning shots now. They literally just sit there looking at me firing at them, I think it is a ploy since they know I cannot stand to shoot them right between the eyes (YET). get a dog is all I can think of, one that eats rabbit meat

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    I originally bought the AK-47 version to go fully automatic on the little pricks, but it was weak in how it shot. The pump action shotgun...works damn well, and is fairly accurate.

    For the record, before I shot that little hairy jerk, I had my wife shoot me in the back with it, it hurt like hell, so I knew exactly what was in store for them.

    1st hit he literally jumper 3 feet in the air...it was beautiful. Then he limped off the battlefield defeated and I felt like a total ahole.

    I looked like this guy:
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    :(
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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Now I feel sorry for birds??
    Now I wanna climb a fucking ladder and put that silly nest back up on my downspout???

    I think it's sweet....or you could be entering middle aged, male menopause.
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,845
    Better b careful Speedy, don't want to get charged with animal cruelty for killing that poor bunny......... :lol: just joking. This happened last week in Toronto. Some guy had racoons scavenging in his back yard, city won't do anything about it, so he takes matters into his own hands and kills the coon with a shovel :o . Welllllllllllllll what a shit storm he caused, neighbours called the cops, the guy gets arrested and charged with animal cruelty :shock: Stupid neighbours, the coon in my opinion is just a big rat and who cares if one dies, the guy was just protecting his property and family. These varmits can carry the rabies disease. Now some of the neighbours have put out a petition and want the guy out of their neighbourhood :lol:
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Try making a spray using hot pepper and spray it on the plants, making them less tasty. I know people this has worked for. We get deer in our garden, but not too often since we live on a highway.
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Lizard wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    They are called Cats let me tell you my cat killed two rabbits in the last two weeks ....
    My cat is too fucking stupid to kill the rabbit....

    My cat would would dig up the fucking garden and give it to the rabbit, along with some blue cheese dressing....

    you cat sounds like a pussy.





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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,820
    iluvcats wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Now I feel sorry for birds??
    Now I wanna climb a fucking ladder and put that silly nest back up on my downspout???

    I think it's sweet....or you could be entering middle aged, male menopause.
    Or maybe Ive just had one to many bongs.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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