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**Chuck Norris Thread**

Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
edited April 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
This thread, I think, has potential. If it doesn't succeed, then it's an epic fail and Chuck Norris will probably come and kill me.

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  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Posts: 9,895
    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    I hope you got chuck norris permission to start this thread or else..... :o
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i could kick chuck norris's ass.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    I hope you got chuck norris permission to start this thread or else..... :o
    Oops :shh:
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  • Slap upside the headSlap upside the head Posts: 904
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Slap upside the head wrote:
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    :lol: I think on the website there was one similar like, "Jesus walked on water; Chuck Norris swam through land."
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,683
    Newch91 wrote:
    Slap upside the head wrote:
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    :lol: I think on the website there was one similar like, "Jesus walked on water; Chuck Norris swam through land."


    :lol::lol: Long live Superfoot
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  • iamicaiamica Posts: 2,628
    Chuck Norris was not born, he punched his way out of his mother's womb.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    iamica wrote:
    Chuck Norris was not born, he punched his way out of his mother's womb.
    :lol::lol:
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Chuck Norris once walked into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac.... and he got it.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    edited June 2011
    Whoops, double post
    Post edited by SatansFuton on
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    This thread has met it's match...

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Chuck Norris once walked into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac.... and he got it.
    This shouldn't be as funny as it is. :lol:
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  • Digital TwilightDigital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    dcfaithful wrote:
    This thread has met it's match...

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    :thumbup:

    Rollins is the man...
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    This thread has met it's match...

    henry-rollins-demotivational-poster-1252083240.jpg

    :thumbup:

    Rollins is the man...

    He's almost as cool as your avatar. ;)
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    Chuck Norris actually got PJ 20 tickets the first time.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
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    RNDM- 11/27/12

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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    rival. wrote:
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    I would like to make a joke, but after homeboy on the right committed suicide all the humor was pretty much sucked out of this picture.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,683
    Who is the guy on the right :?: Since its been ages since I seen a Chuck Norris film, what film is that also :?: I feel embarassed to ask that. I watched a ton of Chuck's movies when I was a kid
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Who is the guy on the right :?: Since its been ages since I seen a Chuck Norris film, what film is that also :?: I feel embarassed to ask that. I watched a ton of Chuck's movies when I was a kid
    Sidekick(s?). I didn't know the guy on the right committed suicide.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Who is the guy on the right :?: Since its been ages since I seen a Chuck Norris film, what film is that also :?: I feel embarassed to ask that. I watched a ton of Chuck's movies when I was a kid

    sidekicks. chuck norris & jonathan brandis. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105402/

    you might know brandis as the kid in ladybugs.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    rival. wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Who is the guy on the right :?: Since its been ages since I seen a Chuck Norris film, what film is that also :?: I feel embarassed to ask that. I watched a ton of Chuck's movies when I was a kid

    sidekicks. chuck norris & jonathan brandis. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105402/

    you might know brandis as the kid in ladybugs.
    Wow, he was from Danbury. Never knew that.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Newch91 wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    Who is the guy on the right :?: Since its been ages since I seen a Chuck Norris film, what film is that also :?: I feel embarassed to ask that. I watched a ton of Chuck's movies when I was a kid
    Sidekick(s?). I didn't know the guy on the right committed suicide.

    Yeah, he hung himself back in '03.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    When you Google Chuck Norris, there are no results found .... you dont find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.
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  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Posts: 9,895
    Black Diamond wrote:
    When you Google Chuck Norris, there are no results found .... you dont find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

    http://www.nochucknorris.com/
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Black Diamond wrote:
    When you Google Chuck Norris, there are no results found .... you dont find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.
    :lol: I started this thread and I completely forgot about it.
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