Another one of my former roommates... Cool guy, probably my best friend...
comes over tonight to see if we had any dope he could buy... we dont... anyway...
"Yeah dude, this fucking guy took the bathroom key at work tonight... the fucker was in there forever.... I go out to clean the bathrooms tonight and.... holy fuck....
He shat all over the walls, I shit you not. Fucking took a sloppy shit all over the walls in the bathroom. That fucker is never getting the bathroom key again"
I managed a bookstore in Boston, gave some guy the bathroom key, and he just never came out. After about an hour, we opened the door with our spare, and the dude is sprawled out on the floor unconscious with a needle sticking out of his bleeding arm.
So we came up with this amazing plan tonight! Set up a whiskey fountain on the roof and let it run off the side. We would then have whiskey icicles coming off the roof.
After a few minutes of staring at the moon, we realized that it isn't possible.
So we came up with this amazing plan tonight! Set up a whiskey fountain on the roof and let it run off the side. We would then have whiskey icicles coming off the roof.
After a few minutes of staring at the moon, we realized that it isn't possible.
Alcohol doesn't freeze
At least you were smart enough to realize it before you did it.
So we came up with this amazing plan tonight! Set up a whiskey fountain on the roof and let it run off the side. We would then have whiskey icicles coming off the roof.
After a few minutes of staring at the moon, we realized that it isn't possible.
Alcohol doesn't freeze
At least you were smart enough to realize it before you did it.
Lmao true stoner idea! and good thing you didn't commit
alocihol abuse by trying it!
So we came up with this amazing plan tonight! Set up a whiskey fountain on the roof and let it run off the side. We would then have whiskey icicles coming off the roof.
After a few minutes of staring at the moon, we realized that it isn't possible.
Alcohol doesn't freeze
You guys must all be on the honor roll.
And so you see, I have come to doubt All that I once held as true I stand alone without beliefs The only truth I know is you.
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"Dude, I'm so fucking drunk. What do you wanna watch?"
Oh look, Passion of the jesus is on instant streaming!!!
DO IT
Proceeded to watch passion of the christ in triples..
Fucking triples... That night was fucking nuts... drank so much that I got an ulcer
I managed a bookstore in Boston, gave some guy the bathroom key, and he just never came out. After about an hour, we opened the door with our spare, and the dude is sprawled out on the floor unconscious with a needle sticking out of his bleeding arm.
That was fun.
After a few minutes of staring at the moon, we realized that it isn't possible.
Alcohol doesn't freeze
want to be enlightened"
alocihol abuse by trying it!
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Well yeah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
Wasn't it great?
A whiskey fountain
same old shit
worse than normal. :x :x :x :x :x
what a fucked day. :fp:
Watch out fuckers.