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Hey GUYS....I have figured it out.....

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,464
edited May 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
You can wine her...
You can dine her...
You can buy her flowers...
You can but her roses...
You can tell her she is beautiful....

You can try all the above.....

But if you really want some lovin??
If you really want to have the wildest night of your life?????


Just tell her....

"Hey honey, I got all the hair out of the bathtub drain, like you asked"


Trust me on this one!!!!!

hehehehehehehe
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,412
    duly noted. :D
    thanks for the tip, speedy.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    speedy needs his own relationship advice column...screw dear abby :P
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    I freaking do that every day

    It also helps if you are packing 10 +
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  • appieappie Posts: 1,441
    Or you cheet her with a girl with the same haircolor so you wont have to clean the drain and sink... ;)
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    appie wrote:
    Or you cheet her with a girl with the same haircolor so you wont have to clean the drain and sink... ;)


    Yea but all females have a DNA tester somewhere in the house :mrgreen:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,845
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

    But if you really want some lovin??
    If you really want to have the wildest night of your life?????


    Just tell her....

    "Hey honey, I got all the hair out of the bathtub drain, like you asked"


    Trust me on this one!!!!!

    hehehehehehehe

    I use a variation of that..
    "Honey could you reach down and pick up those paper towels I used to clean the tub....................." ;):lol:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Just tell her....

    "Hey honey, I got all the hair out of the bathtub drain, like you asked"


    I just did this...

    She said "really?"

    And I held it up dripping shower water, over her, as proof.

    Did I do good? :)
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,464
    CJMST3K wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Just tell her....

    "Hey honey, I got all the hair out of the bathtub drain, like you asked"


    I just did this...

    She said "really?"

    And I held it up dripping shower water, over her, as proof.

    Did I do good? :)
    Perfect...
    Just perfect.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Nothing turns me on like a clean house. It's true. :oops:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Ha
    81 is now off the air

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    I used to do that. I would pull out what looked like a wet rat. Didn't do me any good, we are no longer together, but thats a good thing.

    and I killed yet another thread......
  • dougfloyddougfloyd Posts: 2,580
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    You can wine her...
    You can dine her...
    You can buy her flowers...
    You can but her roses...
    You can tell her she is beautiful....

    You can try all the above.....

    But if you really want some lovin??
    If you really want to have the wildest night of your life?????


    Just tell her....

    "Hey honey, I got all the hair out of the bathtub drain, like you asked"


    Trust me on this one!!!!!

    hehehehehehehe

    The man speaks the truth! A couple weeks ago I cleaned the house for my wife for Mother's Day, it was better than any gift I could buy at the store. :D
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    you, sir, are a man of true wisdom.
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