I found a way to prevent THE RAPTURE... from ever happening!
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A priest was on tv today saying that no one can predict a specific day, and if they did, that god would simply say "nope" and make it another day.
SO... I say EVERY DAY we have some wacko shout their prediction that "TOMORROW IS THE RAPTURE", thus indefinitely postponing the Rapture, and saving the majority of us.
Ok... so, who is volunteering to remember to do this?
SO... I say EVERY DAY we have some wacko shout their prediction that "TOMORROW IS THE RAPTURE", thus indefinitely postponing the Rapture, and saving the majority of us.
Ok... so, who is volunteering to remember to do this?
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*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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Sounds like a lot of trouble. :P
i nominate exidor
Tres Mts. Gramercy Theatre 3/26/11
*formerly manutd3581
i chuckled
but....
TOMORROW IS THE RAPTURE!
(so, good luck with the on-sale on Monday)
*NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
*MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
*Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
*Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
*Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
*VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
*EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
*Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10