Judgement Day May 21,2011

JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
edited May 2011 in A Moving Train
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  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Me too.

    I've spent the last few days denouncing God and Jesus just to make sure I won't be any part of this Rapture. I want a front row seat for this destruction over the next five months. :mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • wolfamongwolveswolfamongwolves Posts: 2,414
    Are there any New Zealanders around who can confirm if there's been any Rapturing going on down there? Doompony?

    Australia's next...
    93: Slane
    96: Cork, Dublin
    00: Dublin
    06: London, Dublin
    07: London, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
    09: Manchester, London
    10: Dublin, Belfast, London & Berlin
    11: San José
    12: Isle of Wight, Copenhagen, Ed in Manchester & London x2
  • Jerome230Jerome230 Posts: 903
    According to these loonies, the Rapture will commence at 6PM Eastern Time. We'll see... :roll:
    Ed...buddy...pal...stay true to your word and play Boise again.

    Seattle, 12.7.93
    Salt Lake, 6.21.98
    Mountain View, 10.30.99
    Mountain View, 10.31.99
    Boise, 11.3.00
    Portland, 9.26.09
  • wolfamongwolveswolfamongwolves Posts: 2,414
    I thought it was 6pm everywhere, following the time zones. You mean I have to wait until 11pm for my salvation?! I tell ya, that Jesus guy really likes to make folks wait...
    93: Slane
    96: Cork, Dublin
    00: Dublin
    06: London, Dublin
    07: London, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
    09: Manchester, London
    10: Dublin, Belfast, London & Berlin
    11: San José
    12: Isle of Wight, Copenhagen, Ed in Manchester & London x2
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Nothing happened.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • wolfamongwolveswolfamongwolves Posts: 2,414
    Funny that...
    93: Slane
    96: Cork, Dublin
    00: Dublin
    06: London, Dublin
    07: London, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
    09: Manchester, London
    10: Dublin, Belfast, London & Berlin
    11: San José
    12: Isle of Wight, Copenhagen, Ed in Manchester & London x2
  • EdsonNascimentoEdsonNascimento Posts: 5,522
    Jerome230 wrote:
    According to these loonies, the Rapture will commence at 6PM Eastern Time. We'll see... :roll:

    Well, it better get a move on. Yankees-Mets at 7. God wouldn't want to piss off a Bronx vendor by limiting the gate. :lol:
    Sorry. The world doesn't work the way you tell it to.
  • wolfamongwolveswolfamongwolves Posts: 2,414
    Oh well... :| Maybe the Mayans will have more luck...


    Apocalypse not now: The Rapture fails to materialise

    Christian doomsday prophet Harold Camping had predicted the world would end at 6pm on Saturday

    David Batty
    guardian.co.uk, Saturday 21 May 2011 11.41 BST


    Christian doomsday prophet Harold Camping looks likely to be less than rapturous after his prediction that the world would end on Saturday failed to materialise.

    The 89-year-old Californian preacher had prophesied that the Rapture would begin at 6pm in each of the world's time zones, with those "saved" by Jesus ascending to heaven and the non-believers being wiped out by an earthquake rolling from city to city across the planet.

    But as the deadline for the Apocalpyse passed the Pacific islands, New Zealand and Australia, it became apparent that Camping's prediction of the end of the world was to end not with a bang but with a whimper.

    Only on Twitter did the supposed armageddon sweep the world, with users expressing their mock disappointment at the lack of dead people rising from their graves.

    New Zealander Daniel Boerman tweeted: "I'm from New Zealand, it is 6:06PM, the world has NOT ended. No earthquakes here, all waiting for the rapture can relax for now. #Rapture"

    In Australia, Jon Gall of Melbourne was unimpressed by the lack of fire and brimstone. He tweeted: "#Rapture time here in Melbourne. A rather quiet sort of rapture if you ask me.

    "Well we have had the #Rapture going for 50 minutes now. So far it hasn't interrupted my fish & chips and glass of stout."

    In Brisbane, KillaJeules, was similarly disappointed by the lack of a Hollywood blockbuster ending: "So it's 6:37pm here in Brisbane, Australia. No earthquakes. No beaming up of Christians. No zombie apocalypse. No surprises haha."

    Camping, a retired civil engineer, has built a multimillion-dollar, non-profit ministry based on his apocalyptic predictions. He previously predicted that the world would end in 1994. It is difficult to know how many of his followers took his latest prophecy seriously, though his Family Radio Worldwide reaches millions of listeners in the US and around the world.

    Some have reportedly sold all their possessions and taken to the streets to warn people to prepare for the second coming of Jesus. In recent weeks, callers to Christian radio stations in the US have debated what to do about non-believing friends and neighbours who will be left behind to endure the wrath of God.

    But it looks like it will be atheists and other skeptics celebrating this weekend, with tongue-in-cheek doomsday parties planned across the US.

    TV scientist Professor Brian Cox summed up the mood of the non-beleivers. He tweeted: "I think we should all pretend the #rapture is happening so that when Harold Camping gets left behind later today he'll be livid."

    But Kieran Healy had a slightly more comforting message for those disappointed at not joining Jesus: "I guess on Sunday when the #Rapture people feel really upset, we can't console them by saying 'Cheer up, it's not the end of the world.'"
    93: Slane
    96: Cork, Dublin
    00: Dublin
    06: London, Dublin
    07: London, Copenhagen, Nijmegen
    09: Manchester, London
    10: Dublin, Belfast, London & Berlin
    11: San José
    12: Isle of Wight, Copenhagen, Ed in Manchester & London x2
  • Pearl Jam_iePearl Jam_ie Posts: 821
    Dang, nothing has happened yet?

    I thought this was gonna be my out from having to go the the Bon Jovi concert with my wife and parents tonight.
    "In certain trying circumstances...profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    NO MAN ! knows the day or time.....

    Godfather.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/news/ec ... htm?hpt=C2

    feast yer volcan squeety's on this. :lol:
    pretty good story.

    Godfather.
  • zarocatzarocat Posts: 1,901
    So, when it doesn't happen, the excuse is ?
    1996: Toronto
    1998: Barrie
    2000: Montreal, Toronto, Auburn Hills
    2003: Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto, Montreal
    2004: Boston X2, Grand Rapids
    2005: Kitchener, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto
    2006: Toronto X2
    2009: Toronto
    2011: PJ20, Montreal, Toronto X2, Hamilton
    2012: Manchester X2, Amsterdam X2, Prague, Berlin X2, Philadelphia, Missoula
    2013: Pittsburg, Buffalo
    2014: Milan, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin, Stockholm, Oslo, Detroit
    2016: Ottawa, Toronto X2
    2018: Padova, Rome, Prague, Krakow, Berlin, Barcelona
    2022: Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto
    2023: Chicago X2
    2024: New York X2
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    zarocat wrote:
    So, when it doesn't happen, the excuse is ?

    dw I am sure God wants a furry pussy in heaven.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,436
    Thank you for posting this, Jeanwah. I know this all to be true because the man from Jupiter also told me the is end near. He also warned me about the pink elephants that... what? Yeah? Ok... excuse me, the little green men need to see me. Back in a few...
    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
    -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"

    "Try to not spook the horse."
    -Neil Young













  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    zarocat wrote:
    So, when it doesn't happen, the excuse is ?

    read the article I posted,camp tried this in 1994 and the bottom line is money look at his tax statements
    $18M in 2010 alone, this man is using the Christian religen for huge profit.

    Godfather.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    i think we are all still alive, right?

    damn, i signed up to attend the "post rapture looting" event on facebook...gimme wants a new tv...
    and i have my eye on a '59 les paul that i already called dibs on....stupid fucking prophecies...

    :lol:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    i think we are all still alive, right?

    damn, i signed up to attend the "post rapture looting" event on facebook...gimme wants a new tv...
    and i have my eye on a '59 les paul that i already called dibs on....stupid fucking prophecies...

    :lol:

    59' Les Paul...even I know thats a rare guitar,good lock Bro. :lol:

    Godfather.
  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    On a related note, Bigfoot and a parade of unicorns will be holding a jazz festival in Middle-Earth on June 31st, 2011.
  • zarocatzarocat Posts: 1,901
    Godfather. wrote:
    zarocat wrote:
    So, when it doesn't happen, the excuse is ?

    read the article I posted,camp tried this in 1994 and the bottom line is money look at his tax statements
    $18M in 2010 alone, this man is using the Christian religen for huge profit.

    Godfather.

    I read the article you posted.
    1996: Toronto
    1998: Barrie
    2000: Montreal, Toronto, Auburn Hills
    2003: Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto, Montreal
    2004: Boston X2, Grand Rapids
    2005: Kitchener, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto
    2006: Toronto X2
    2009: Toronto
    2011: PJ20, Montreal, Toronto X2, Hamilton
    2012: Manchester X2, Amsterdam X2, Prague, Berlin X2, Philadelphia, Missoula
    2013: Pittsburg, Buffalo
    2014: Milan, Trieste, Vienna, Berlin, Stockholm, Oslo, Detroit
    2016: Ottawa, Toronto X2
    2018: Padova, Rome, Prague, Krakow, Berlin, Barcelona
    2022: Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto
    2023: Chicago X2
    2024: New York X2
  • markin ballmarkin ball Posts: 1,075
    whygohome wrote:
    On a related note, Bigfoot and a parade of unicorns will be holding a jazz festival in Middle-Earth on June 31st, 2011.

    That's gonna be a sweet concert. I'm in their fan-club so I get first dibs on tickets!
    "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win ."

    "With our thoughts we make the world"
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,436
    i think we are all still alive, right?

    damn, i signed up to attend the "post rapture looting" event on facebook...gimme wants a new tv...
    and i have my eye on a '59 les paul that i already called dibs on....stupid fucking prophecies...

    :lol:
    Yeah, bummer! I gotta tell you though, some people have all the luck. This is a true story- a ways back a friend of mine found a primo '59 Les Paul Jr. in a garage sale and bought it... FOR FIFTY DOLLARS! :shock:
    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
    -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"

    "Try to not spook the horse."
    -Neil Young













  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Oh I, oh, I'm still alive
    Hey, I, oh, I'm still alive
    Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
    Hey, oh
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    brianlux wrote:
    i think we are all still alive, right?

    damn, i signed up to attend the "post rapture looting" event on facebook...gimme wants a new tv...
    and i have my eye on a '59 les paul that i already called dibs on....stupid fucking prophecies...

    :lol:
    Yeah, bummer! I gotta tell you though, some people have all the luck. This is a true story- a ways back a friend of mine found a primo '59 Les Paul Jr. in a garage sale and bought it... FOR FIFTY DOLLARS! :shock:
    Jesus christ. I hope he plays the hell out of that thing.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    edited May 2011
    If you are reading this... apparently, Jesus thinks you suck and were not worthy of going to Heaven.
    Post edited by Cosmo on
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    Cosmo wrote:
    If you are rading this... apparently, Jesus thinks you suck and were not worthy of going to Heaven.
    Does that mean I won't get the free PS3? Come on man, a deal is a deal...

    JesusPS3.png
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