For Sale....

mickeyrat

I want to go to PJ20 sooooooo bad , I'm selling my liver. Little to no damage due t my alcoholism.



wait a second, that wont work.



Ummm lets see. How about a heart? Any one need a heart?



Damn, I cant sell that either.





lets see, what do I have two off the I can get away with having just one.



















I got it!!!! For Sale, 1 left nut.

serious replies ONLY.

Lizard

:shock:
i can clearly see you're nuts

norm

why sell the nut when you can sell it's juice





yep, i went there

mickeyrat

norm wrote:

why sell the nut when you can sell it's juice





yep, i went there

that means I would have to watch porn. Girlfriend would surely object to that.

theserialthrilla

norm

mickeyrat wrote:

norm wrote:

why sell the nut when you can sell it's juice





yep, i went there

that means I would have to watch porn. Girlfriend would surely object to that.

why can't she help? i mean, she is already, no?

mickeyrat

norm wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

norm wrote:

why sell the nut when you can sell it's juice





yep, i went there

that means I would have to watch porn. Girlfriend would surely object to that.

why can't she help? i mean, she is already, no?

hmmm, well she IS a nurse.


Thanks Norm. Right on time as always.

81

you want to split a pair of 10c tickets?

you can crash in my spare bed room and transportation will be free to and from shows.

only catch is you will be the post show chaffuer back to chez moi.

Lizard

That's SOOOOO nice of you, 81.

What ya gonna do with his nut????

mickeyrat

81 wrote:

you want to split a pair of 10c tickets?

you can crash in my spare bed room and transportation will be free to and from shows.

only catch is you will be the post show chaffuer back to chez moi.

now THAT smoking baby is an enticing offer. I will give it some serious thought.


No prob on being DD, if I can swing it.

You WILL be getting tix regardless , right?

81

Lizard wrote:

That's SOOOOO nice of you, 81.

What ya gonna do with his nut????

i never said anything about nuts....i just want somebody to drive me home after the show.

81

mickeyrat wrote:

81 wrote:

you want to split a pair of 10c tickets?

you can crash in my spare bed room and transportation will be free to and from shows.

only catch is you will be the post show chaffuer back to chez moi.

now THAT smoking baby is an enticing offer. I will give it some serious thought.


No prob on being DD, if I can swing it.

You WILL be getting tix regardless , right?

yeah, i'll be getting tickets...at this point, nobody has claimed the second. i asked my brother, but he can't drive a stick..... :(

mickeyrat

81 wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

81 wrote:

you want to split a pair of 10c tickets?

you can crash in my spare bed room and transportation will be free to and from shows.

only catch is you will be the post show chaffuer back to chez moi.

now THAT smoking baby is an enticing offer. I will give it some serious thought.


No prob on being DD, if I can swing it.

You WILL be getting tix regardless , right?

yeah, i'll be getting tickets...at this point, nobody has claimed the second. i asked my brother, but he can't drive a stick..... :(

Well, I can. So I guess put me down for a definate maybe. gotta check the financials.

mickeyrat

now back to the insanity that was the op.

81

i knew you would be able to.

tickets $167
mega bus from columbs to chicago round trip $68.50
metra rail out to my burb round trip $12

total costs $247.50

now of course you need to eat, but you have to eat regardless so that's not really incremental.

mickeyrat

81 wrote:

i knew you would be able to.

tickets $167
mega bus from columbs to chicago round trip $68.50
metra rail out to my burb round trip $12

total costs $247.50

now of course you need to eat, but you have to eat regardless so that's not really incremental.

tix are reserved/ga then?

81

mickeyrat wrote:

81 wrote:

i knew you would be able to.

tickets $167
mega bus from columbs to chicago round trip $68.50
metra rail out to my burb round trip $12

total costs $247.50

now of course you need to eat, but you have to eat regardless so that's not really incremental.

tix are reserved/ga then?

if i'm going, i'm going all in. shouldn't be hard to find somebody to trade a lawn for a reserve seat to pocket the difference.

in that case, tickets would be 126 and total cost would be 206.50....talk about a deal.

you'd only need to work the corner 10 nights at 20 bucks a pop.

RKCNDY

81 is quite the wheelin' and dealin' man....

81

RKCNDY wrote:

81 is quite the wheelin' and dealin' man....

i'm not getting a hotel.....and it doesn't sound like there will be camping at the venue. if i have to drive 8 miles to a camp site, then might as well drive anouther 50 home.

it's going to be a party at my place.....you are welcome to join....but you'll have to ride to the show in the back seat. what with mickey driving and me navigating.

mickeyrat

81 wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

81 wrote:

i knew you would be able to.

tickets $167
mega bus from columbs to chicago round trip $68.50
metra rail out to my burb round trip $12

total costs $247.50

now of course you need to eat, but you have to eat regardless so that's not really incremental.

tix are reserved/ga then?

if i'm going, i'm going all in. shouldn't be hard to find somebody to trade a lawn for a reserve seat to pocket the difference.

in that case, tickets would be 126 and total cost would be 206.50....talk about a deal.

you'd only need to work the corner 10 nights at 20 bucks a pop.

well perhaps I'm not reading the megabus site correctly. its telling me its 53 each way = 106.

brother123

I'm gonna need to see some pictures before I commit to buying said nut

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

81 is quite the wheelin' and dealin' man....

i'm not getting a hotel.....and it doesn't sound like there will be camping at the venue. if i have to drive 8 miles to a camp site, then might as well drive anouther 50 home.

it's going to be a party at my place.....you are welcome to join....but you'll have to ride to the show in the back seat. what with mickey driving and me navigating.

yeah...I'll talk to the other half if U serious about letting us stay and mickey drives...ya like cookies mickey? I can make all kinds of yummy shit to munch on....no 'secret' ingredients..I promise....well....ummm, ok.

81

mickeyrat wrote:

well perhaps I'm not reading the megabus site correctly. its telling me its 53 each way = 106.

i did a thursday night departure...it's an over night ride leaving at like 10:40 and arriving on friday at 6:20....15 bucks. only one option for a monday chicago to columbus at 53

81

RKCNDY wrote:

yeah...I'll talk to the other half if U serious about letting us stay and mickey drives...ya like cookies mickey? I can make all kinds of yummy shit to munch on....no 'secret' ingredients..I promise....well....ummm, ok.

i'm ok with that....i might get some grief from the woman....but that's nothing new

and your back might get some grief from my back seat.

http://0.tqn.com/d/trucks/1/0/G/Z/tacom ... eating.jpg

and someone would have to hold the sub.

guitar59

kidneys, bone marrow, sperm...all can go unnoticed by the human body...good luck!

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

yeah...I'll talk to the other half if U serious about letting us stay and mickey drives...ya like cookies mickey? I can make all kinds of yummy shit to munch on....no 'secret' ingredients..I promise....well....ummm, ok.

i'm ok with that....i might get some grief from the woman....but that's nothing new

and your back might get some grief from my back seat.

http://0.tqn.com/d/trucks/1/0/G/Z/tacom ... eating.jpg

and someone would have to hold the sub.

looks just like the back seat of my truck...no worries

81

RKCNDY wrote:

looks just like the back seat of my truck...no worries

it's not bad if you are 5 foot flat.....

what's the word on unlost...what is she doing

mickeyrat

81 wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

well perhaps I'm not reading the megabus site correctly. its telling me its 53 each way = 106.

i did a thursday night departure...it's an over night ride leaving at like 10:40 and arriving on friday at 6:20....15 bucks. only one option for a monday chicago to columbus at 53

I see. I did the friday morning leave time.


The best part in all of this, my girlfriend says I should go!!!! I think she's a keeper!!

mickeyrat

brother123 wrote:

I'm gonna need to see some pictures before I commit to buying said nut

sorry bro. the ball and chain said no porn!!

Claireack

mickeyrat wrote:

For Sale, 1 left nut.

Salted or dry roasted. If it's salted I'll give it some serious consideration.

81

mickeyrat wrote:

81 wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

well perhaps I'm not reading the megabus site correctly. its telling me its 53 each way = 106.

i did a thursday night departure...it's an over night ride leaving at like 10:40 and arriving on friday at 6:20....15 bucks. only one option for a monday chicago to columbus at 53

I see. I did the friday morning leave time.


The best part in all of this, my girlfriend says I should go!!!! I think she's a keeper!!

you are so dating out of your league. :P