The funniest things you hear when travelling

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pjfan31

My uncle was in Texas years ago, and some lady said

Lady: 'Well sir, I sure do like your accent'
Uncle: 'Thank you, I like yours too'
Lady: 'What you talkin about? I ain't got no accent'

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pjfan31 wrote:

My uncle was in Texas years ago, and some lady said

Lady: 'Well sir, I sure do like your accent'
Uncle: 'Thank you, I like yours too'
Lady: 'What you talkin about? I ain't got no accent'

An Englishman and also an American.... "Do Kangaroos hop around everywhere down under?"

appie

When we in The netherlands wanna make exuses we say: Sorry hoor...Speak it out and you get slapped if say it to an english spoken person...

Pap

3. American family sitting in Rome eating a traditional meal in a piazza. Husband to his wife: "I can't wait to get back to Florida and have a real pizza"

4. An English family are holidaying in Melbourne, and the father is pulled over by the police for the fourth time on the trip for speeding. The policeman asks him if he's been stopped by the police in Australia before, to which he replied, "No", only for his young son to lean forward and shout out loudly, "Oh no daddy, not again!".

5. American couple in the Vatican: "Bob, if this is the Sistine Chapel, don't you think we should visit the other fifteen as well?"

pjfan31 wrote:

My uncle was in Texas years ago, and some lady said

Lady: 'Well sir, I sure do like your accent'
Uncle: 'Thank you, I like yours too'
Lady: 'What you talkin about? I ain't got no accent'