What's the best way to get in ridiculous shape?

SawyerSawyer Posts: 2,411
edited May 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
I want to get shredded. What can I do
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    needle in ass...and some d balls
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Less free steak dinners
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    no more crap food
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    Shake Weight :D

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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    p90x
  • magga1976magga1976 Posts: 522
    Boxing training, pads, heavy bags, skipping, running
    oh yeah..... and don't eat........
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:

    I threw up in my mouth a little...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    norm wrote:

    I threw up in my mouth a little...

    then my work here is done
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    norm wrote:

    I threw up in my mouth a little...

    then my work here is done

    :lol:
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Posts: 14,825
    You can exercise all you want, but if you eat shit food you'll never get into ridiculous shape.

    High protein diet with plenty of cardio and weight training. No alcohol either...so many empty calories.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Move to philly
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  • FifthelementFifthelement Posts: 6,958
    Saw this infomercial the other night . . . might be the thing your looking for :shock: :geek:


    http://www.beachbody.com/product/fitnes ... nsanity.do

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9zWkzF3 ... re=related
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  • NoCode416NoCode416 Posts: 416
    Join your local CrossFit program. Crossfit is awesome. You Tube it for info.

    And diet is at least 70% of being in great shape. You have to eat a ton... but it has to be the correct foods. I hope you like chicken.
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Shake Weight :D

    ShakeWeightJerkoff.jpg

    I WANT THIS.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Shake Weight :D

    ShakeWeightJerkoff.jpg

    I WANT THIS.

    the shakeweight or the guy (in a flannel shirt)?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RKCNDY wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    Shake Weight :D

    ShakeWeightJerkoff.jpg

    I WANT THIS.

    the shakeweight or the guy (in a flannel shirt)?

    the shakeweight. not the juicehead. :lol:
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  • FearTheBeardFearTheBeard Posts: 666
    The p90x guy has another program called insanity. It will fuck you in the head and you will get ripped quick! The other option is p90x for 2+ hours per day. Good luck!
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,151
    Find an exercise that is fun for you. That's the easiest way to ensure you will work for more days a week and more time each day.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,848
    Personal trainer and nutritionist.
    You can get a program from both rather easily. Then its up to you to follow the programs and determine which exercises are best for your body.
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    81 wrote:
    Move to philly


    I laughed so hard I wasn't even offended. :o
  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    conman wrote:
    p90x

    This
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  • m0jorisenm0jorisen Posts: 516
    high protein . low carbs

    lots of reps
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    first why do you want to get ripped? If it's for someone else...no diet or workout will work.

    Otherwise, maybe this:

    http://www.10minuteworkoutprogram.com/

    My brother did it, and it worked very well. Not my style though, I prefer fun exercise like Belly dance. :lol:
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  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    backbend-110x160.jpg

    This is a ridiculous shape to get in....almost resembles a giraffe at first look
  • booomm11booomm11 Posts: 865
    health is a lifestyle

    only tools are into it for vanity reasons
    being so KiND.. tO LEt me RiDe!!!
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