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stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
My friend showed me this site...it's kinda funny.

http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/page/1
Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,934
    more groaners than not , but I like this one

    What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
    " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

    as well as a few others.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
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    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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    SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 NYC Posts: 25,903
    Thanks for posting. I am cracking up over this site. :lol:
    severed hand thirteen

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    Given To DragonFlyGiven To DragonFly Posts: 601
    :lol: This site is awesome. :clap:
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    tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    Very funny
    all you need is love, love is all you need
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    stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Thanks for posting. I am cracking up over this site. :lol:


    I was too...gotta love dry humor.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
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    SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 NYC Posts: 25,903
    stateoflove79 wrote:
    SVRDhand13 wrote:
    Thanks for posting. I am cracking up over this site. :lol:


    I was too...gotta love dry humor.

    Yea I feel like it hits me harder than most people. Some of these jokes were lame, but some were killer. I can't wait to tell my girlfriend and for her to roll her eyes at me :lol: .
    severed hand thirteen

    2006: Gorge 7/23 2008: Hartford 6/27 Beacon 7/1 2009: Spectrum 10/30-31
    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
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    samjamsamjam New York Posts: 9,283
    "A dyslexic man walks into a bra" :lol:
    "Sometimes you find yourself having to put all your faith in no faith."
    ~not a dude~
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    stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

    A pilot.



    I dunno...but this so dumb that it's friggin' hilarious to me.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
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    he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    samjam wrote:
    "A dyslexic man walks into a bra" :lol:
    i like this as well
    We were but stones your light made us stars
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    stateoflove79stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup?
    A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
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    KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    :mrgreen:
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