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"I go to Sonic restaurant and order a plate of Kresheki. They say the bathroom is over there. Funky Boy!"
"I go to Sonic restaurant and order a plate of Kresheki. They say the bathroom is over there. Funky Boy!"
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I am a birth doula, childbirth educator, and this is pretty much how my classes and homebirths are. Hairy vag and all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xx5c2_iN3Q
huh..what...did i miss something?
i can usually count on you for some thread support
ps....did you miss my last Jenks post in the white sox thread.
http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1042
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
one of my favorites! this one is good also: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/0 ... 44142.html
I just love everything about it-the fake TV show, Paul Britton's news anchor character, Tom Hanks, etc. its just awesome from start to finish.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/239640/saturd ... ck-sparrow
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Here's one from Valentine's Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGnkBKyP90Q
~not a dude~
2010: MSGx2
2012: Made In America
2013: Pittsburgh, Brooklynx2, Hartford, Baltimore
2014: Leeds, Milton Keynes, Detroit
2015: Global Citizen Festival
2016: Phillyx2, MSGx2, Fenwayx2
2018: Barcelona, Wrigleyx2
Who's More Grizzled? (Game show with Norm MacDonald and Garth Brooks)
Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad (There's a really low quality version kicking around.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlcQWM-may8
Amazing Time Savers with Heather Locklear and Mike Myers (who'll use the same face 12 years later next to Kanye West):
http://www.stupidshiz.com/index.cfm?mod ... BB28A0B2C6
http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gytf2i/land-shark
Brings back good memories.
http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/feature/schweddy/
That being said, some of my favorites are as follows:
1. Frozen Caveman Lawyer (any episode)
2. The Betty Ford Center Christmas Special
3. Van down by the river (need I say more?)
4. Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton on a jog stopping by a local McDonald's to rap with the common folk (and steal their food..."WARLORDS!")
5. The Superfans skit where Chris Farley's character has a heart attack and makes a brief visit to the other side, complete with angelic choirs singing "Da Bears" and Ditka saying "hey, this one's not over yet"
6. Michael Jordan on "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley"
7. Chris Farley interviews Paul McCartney
8. The Sinatra Group (with guests Sinead O'Connor, Billy Idol & Luke from 2LiveCrew)
9. The Dark Side with Nat X (the one with Kevin Bacon as Vanilla Ice)
10. Point-counterpoint on Weekend Update: Mike Meyers as Mick Jagger vs. Mick Jagger as Keith Richards ("to-in-go with the go-in-be"...boom snick boom)
And the skit with Mike Meyers as Mick Jagger before his wedding talking to Dana Carvey as his best man Keith...once again, can't find the video online, but here's the transcript:
Jagger Ties The Knot
Priest.....Kevin Nealon
Mick Jagger.....Mike Myers
Keith Richards.....Dana Carvey
[ Music Intro: "Satisfaction", "Rolling Stones" ]
[ show newspaper with headline, "Jagger Finally Ties The Knot" ]
[ dissolve to Bali ]
[ SUPER: "Bali" ]
[ dissolve to interior, church waiting room, where Mick Jagger stands waiting with Keith Richards ]
Priest: We'll be ready in a few minutes, Mr. Jagger.
Mick Jagger: Thank you, Father. [ Priest exits ] Wow! I can't believe it's finally happening, Keith!
Keith Richards: [ puffing on an endless cigarette ] Yeah. You're finally tying the knot. Yeah. [ chuckles ] Hey! You and Jerry taking the plunge, eh?
Mick Jagger: Well, she's a great girl, Keith, what can I say? I met a girl who just swept me off of my feet, I'm flying!
Keith Richards: Hey, who'd've thought Mick Jagger, a married man? You know, I always figured you like the playboy type, right? [ laughs, choking on his cigarette ]
Mick Jagger: I liked it, alright. But now I'm just so in love. She's gonna be Mrs. Jerry Jagger!
Keith Richards: Oh, you got your head in the clouds, boy.
Mick Jagger: [ laughs ] Keith. Here's a little something for ya', mate. [ hands Keith a small box ]
Keith Richards: Oh, no-
Mick Jagger: It's for everybody in me wedding party.
Keith Richards: [ takes the box and opens it ]
Mick Jagger: I might as well tell you - it's a travel alarm clock.
Keith Richards: Well, thanks, mate. That's awfully nice of you. [ Mick is suddenly stiff ] Hey, Mick, what's the matter?
Mick Jagger: Keith, I'm scared.
Keith Richards: About the wedding night? I mean, you've been, you know, you've been courting Jerry for twelve years, you know. All that tension built up.
Mick Jagger: What do I do, Keith? I mean.. what's it like?
Keith Richards: [ chuckles ] Aw, it's like the most beautiful night of your life.
Mick Jagger: But I'll be so nervous!
Keith Richards: Well, look, you'll both be nervous. But, then, you remember that you love each other, you know, and that you trust each other, and that you've had two kids together.
Mick Jagger: Yeah, righ.. yeah, right. But I don't know, Keith. I'm afraid I won't measure up to all the other nights we've slept together. Or to those videos of me having sex with other peo-ple.
Keith Richards: You gotta start worrying, because whateverh appens is gonna be alright, you know? I mean, 'cause you'll be together, you know, holding each other like you're one person. It's the most beautiful feeling, you know. It's hard to describe, really, partly because I'm drunk. But trust me, mate, trust me.
Mick Jagger: Something else that's strange, Keith - you know, once I marry Jerry, I'm not allowed to sleep with nay other women.
Keith Richards: I know.
Mick Jagger: Or man.
Keith Richards: I know, mate, I know.
Mick Jagger: What's that like?
Keith Richards: Well, you know, it worries you at first, you know, right? But then you realize it's worth it for other things. I mean, like, you get a warm feeling when you're at the studio, and you've been working hard all day, and you get a call, and it's her. And you ask her, "Who?" You know, because you're not sure. You don't remember. But then, you have a guy that you pay, who reminds you who everyone is, and he tells you it's your wife, your soulmate, your friend-for-life, and it just feels great.
Mick Jagger: Wow!
Keith Richards: Besides, there's no law.. [ coughing ] ..no law that says you can't still take a look, eh! [ laughing ]
Mick Jagger: Keith, you devil!
[ Priest walks back up ]
Priest: Mr. Jagger? We're ready.
Mick Jagger: Okay. [ turns to Keith, does the rooster neck to psyche himself up ] How do I look?
Keith Richards: Dressed to kill, chap, dressed to kill. Good luck to you.
Mick Jagger: Alright, see you inside, Keith!
Keith Richards: Right. Right.
[ Mick enters the reception area, while Keith stands behind. Camera tightens in on Keith's face, where we see tears streaming down his face as he continues to smoke his cigarette. ]
[ fade ]
Over the years.. too many to name.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5314739/c ... ppendales/
http://www.last.fm/user/merkinball/
spotify:user:merkinball
http://vimeo.com/14375224
But in more recent years, this one never fails to get me laughing hysterically:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1325487/get_off_the_shed/
i loved that skit, so many quotables in it, Charlie Sheen calling his brother challenging him to a fight.
Jay Mohr: OH GOD I'M NOT ON STEROIDS!! ARGH!!!
Those are definitely some of my faves! Mick as Keith was classic.
Old school...this one always cracked me up..."You're not angry at him...you're just pointing"
http://videosift.com/video/Christopher- ... ing-clip-1
New stuff: "It would be my honor to be your new stepfather"
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... r/1099491/