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Meeting Mom's Boyfriend

Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
Parents divorced 32 years ago...

This is the first guy she has dated I will meet... EVER :shock:

Should I ask what his intentions are? :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    wow....
    81 is now off the air

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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    :o:o

    answer the door with the pistol tucked in your jeans
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    I'm a little confused, is this the first guy she's dated or the first one you're going to meet?

    Mom deserves to be happy, welcome him :D

    As long as he makes her happy and he's not a psycho
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    My nephew who has a 2 year old daughter said this about the first little boy that picks her up for a date when she's a teenager.

    "When he knocks on the door, I'll open it and give him a kiss on the lips and tell him, 'whatever you do to my little girl, I'm going to do to you.'"
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    :shock: :shock: ask him how much money has in the bank!!!!
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :shock: :shock: ask him how much money has in the bank!!!!

    Better yet, just start calling him dad and asking him where is your allowance.
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    " can i call u dad"


    its a passover gift for you BD
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    :shock: :shock: ask him how much money has in the bank!!!!

    Better yet, just start calling him dad and asking him where is your allowance.


    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    " can i call u dad"


    its a passover gift for you BD
    Huge Ranger fan... Still plays hockey at 71

    My kids are all over this :lol:
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Parents divorced 32 years ago...

    This is the first guy she has dated I will meet... EVER :shock:

    Should I ask what his intentions are? :lol:
    I hope he is a great guy and everyone is happy

    kind of exciting stuff! :D
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Give him a condom and tell him you don't want a step brother.
    I'll be back
  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    Tell him he wasn't around when you needed him the most and all the toys, chocolate and ball game tickets will never make up for that.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    when he shows up, make sure you're cleaning your shotgun
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    ledvedderman wrote:
    Tell him he wasn't around when you needed him the most and all the toys, chocolate and ball game tickets will never make up for that, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to buy my love

    fixed :P
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  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Posts: 3,371
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    My nephew who has a 2 year old daughter said this about the first little boy that picks her up for a date when she's a teenager.

    "When he knocks on the door, I'll open it and give him a kiss on the lips and tell him, 'whatever you do to my little girl, I'm going to do to you.'"


    best idea ever.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Is his name Theo?
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Give him a condom and tell him you don't want a step brother.

    :lol::lol:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,598
    your mother is a lovely woman bd.

    i am sure you and i will get along just fine too.
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  • Cradles Broken GlassCradles Broken Glass Posts: 1,409
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    My nephew who has a 2 year old daughter said this about the first little boy that picks her up for a date when she's a teenager.

    "When he knocks on the door, I'll open it and give him a kiss on the lips and tell him, 'whatever you do to my little girl, I'm going to do to you.'"
    :lol::lol::lol:
    I"ve heard of cleaning the shotgun when they come over, but never that one. I think I like yours best!
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    Give him a condom and tell him you don't want a step brother.
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