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Possibly the best resume ever

HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
edited April 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/18/resume-fail-or-win_n_850353.html
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    clearly fail.

    it would be in the shit can so fast
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    At least it's better than Tori Spelling's resume:

    Hi Daddy.
  • MayDay10MayDay10 Posts: 11,767
    terrible. If it was witty and funny it would be one thing. This guy just comes off as an enormous dickbag I dont want to be near.
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    MayDay10 wrote:
    terrible. If it was witty and funny it would be one thing. This guy just comes off as an enormous dickbag I dont want to be near.


    i agree
    if he were funny and intelligent, that would be one thing
    but he is neither
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Now you see me, meow you don't.
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Now you see me, meow you don't.


    so does that make you SnoopCat??
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    Funny, but at least he's honest. I would give him a chance. :)
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Slap upside the headSlap upside the head Posts: 904
    Chuck E. Cheese might take a closer look.
  • PilateOfTheStormPilateOfTheStorm Posts: 4,319
    :lol:
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    :lol: I'd give him a chance :D
    <a href="http://s952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/?action=view&current=domo.jpg&quot; target="_blank"><img src="http://i952.photobucket.com/albums/ae8/catkinson_2009/domo.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    This kid obviously could have put some more thought into this as it's not very well done, but ya never know what might get you an interview. Kenny Mayne got his initial interview at ESPN by sending them a simple survey card with check boxes next to reasons they would or would not hire him.
  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    I liked it.
    R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
    R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
    R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
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