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Guy sitting on his front porch sees a funeral procession passing by his house with 2 hearses and
a line of about 40-50 men walking behind them. At the end of the line is a man and his dog, cute little
puppy.
Guy is curious so he goes up to the dude with the puppy and asks what's up?
"well, says the dog owner, my wife is in the first hearse" "She started yelling and screaming at
me so my dog killed her"
"The second hearse contains my mother-in-law" "after she saw what happened to her daughter,
she starting yelling and screaming at me so my dog killed her too"
"wow" says the guy. "That's pretty cool, can I borrow your dog?"
"sure" says the dog owner" "get in line"
a line of about 40-50 men walking behind them. At the end of the line is a man and his dog, cute little
puppy.
Guy is curious so he goes up to the dude with the puppy and asks what's up?
"well, says the dog owner, my wife is in the first hearse" "She started yelling and screaming at
me so my dog killed her"
"The second hearse contains my mother-in-law" "after she saw what happened to her daughter,
she starting yelling and screaming at me so my dog killed her too"
"wow" says the guy. "That's pretty cool, can I borrow your dog?"
"sure" says the dog owner" "get in line"
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