"You've got me there on the transgasket differential. I just make that up and charge $400 for it and people usually pay it without much argument. Especially women, which brings me to my next point.
Women tend to know nothing about cars, so your wife will probably just look at the document and get confused by all that fancy car lingo. All women need to see is the money amount, which I have made very clear at the bottom of the invoice."
hahahahahahaha!
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i stumbpled upon his book at the local book store. mildly amusing.
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i'm going to go list some EV solo tickets on craigslist and catch somebody here. :P
"yeah well this isnt africa this is PHILLY. we have crackheads here, not rhinos or cheetahs or elephants and we sure as shit dont have rainforests." hahaha, the Kenyan jogger was hilarious, but the disguised weapons one made me laugh so hard. The cup and the sprite case - brilliant.
"yeah well this isnt africa this is PHILLY. we have crackheads here, not rhinos or cheetahs or elephants and we sure as shit dont have rainforests." hahaha, the Kenyan jogger was hilarious, but the disguised weapons one made me laugh so hard. The cup and the sprite case - brilliant.
"I am not stupid, you are the stupid one my friend! We will see who is the stupid one when you are being chased by a lion! We have a word for fools like you in Kenya - KUMAMAKO!"
KUMAMAKO!
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Thoughts_Arrive: SO FUNNY MAN. shit i was laughing hard at the magazine subscriptions, but the concealed wepaons one made me crack up HARD.....fuckin rights! thanks for the laughs.
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The more I read the more my chest hurts from laughter
some people are so dumb. i don't know why they bother replying
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haha, '82 DeLorean!
Women tend to know nothing about cars, so your wife will probably just look at the document and get confused by all that fancy car lingo. All women need to see is the money amount, which I have made very clear at the bottom of the invoice."
hahahahahahaha!
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Of my innocence... got back my inner sense...
"I am not stupid, you are the stupid one my friend! We will see who is the stupid one when you are being chased by a lion! We have a word for fools like you in Kenya - KUMAMAKO!"
KUMAMAKO!
fade away...
I am at peace with my lust.....for Eddie.
Le Sanwich Rouge!!!!!!!!!!!
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