Goals...

dcfaithful

Well, it's that time of year again here at work. Time to establish "goals" for this year to be reviewed at the end of the year.

Isn't it obvious I have no goals here? If I do, here they are:

- Get a paycheck just to pay bills, and then pick up some beer.
- Take an hour and a half lunch when clocking out for only 30 mins. :twisted:
- Successfully sleep under my desk ala George Costanza.

Yeah, I'm a go-getter alright. :thumbup:

What are your "career" goals this year? :roll:

BinauralJam

I'll have to check my portfolio

dcfaithful

BinauralJam wrote:

I'll have to check my portfolio

Is it in a regular manila folder, or the fancy accordian style?

Yellow Ledbelly

1. Continue to arrive around 30 minutes after the day starts
2. Continue to take an hour and a half lunch
3. Continue to do absolutely nothing work related on thursday and friday
4. Continue to get paid.
5. Continue to use said pay to purchase plenty of beer.

dcfaithful

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

1. Continue to arrive around 30 minutes after the day starts
2. Continue to take an hour and a half lunch
3. Continue to do absolutely nothing work related on thursday and friday
4. Continue to get paid.
5. Continue to use said pay to purchase plenty of beer.

I want to get transferred to your department. Having you as a cube neighbor would severly damage my productivity, which is also a key goal of mine this year.

I'd like to be a inefficient as possible.

Yellow Ledbelly

I've come to be quite good at it. I work at a weekly newspaper....paper goes to press Wednesday morning...and I'm pretty much done with work until the next monday aside from going to games to take pictures.

Just five employees and the owner here....the head editor is a tight ass but the owner is pretty much like me, doesn't much give a shit. I pretty much do as I please. Actually, I think I am about to check out about 40 minutes early

Hell, DC, we've even got a couple couches and big screen tv in the back....you wouldn't have to sleep up under your desk....i'll put in a good word for you

guitar59

1.Make more money while still only working a 2-3 day week.
2.Try not to cause bodily harm to student when he asks, "What is it like being as fat and ugly as you?"
3. Find new and inventive ways to make it seem like me and said student are accomplishing work while he refuses to accomplish anything, so I continue to make more $.

dcfaithful

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I've come to be quite good at it. I work at a weekly newspaper....paper goes to press Wednesday morning...and I'm pretty much done with work until the next monday aside from going to games to take pictures.

Just five employees and the owner here....the head editor is a tight ass but the owner is pretty much like me, doesn't much give a shit. I pretty much do as I please. Actually, I think I am about to check out about 40 minutes early

Hell, DC, we've even got a couple couches and big screen tv in the back....you wouldn't have to sleep up under your desk....i'll put in a good word for you

If this is legit, I want a job. I'll cover my moving costs. Whatever it takes, if I can work at this heaven I'm in.

dcfaithful

guitar59 wrote:

2.Try not to cause bodily harm to student when he asks, "What is it like being as fat and ugly as you?"

What a shit head.

Yellow Ledbelly

dcfaithful wrote:

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I've come to be quite good at it. I work at a weekly newspaper....paper goes to press Wednesday morning...and I'm pretty much done with work until the next monday aside from going to games to take pictures.

Just five employees and the owner here....the head editor is a tight ass but the owner is pretty much like me, doesn't much give a shit. I pretty much do as I please. Actually, I think I am about to check out about 40 minutes early

Hell, DC, we've even got a couple couches and big screen tv in the back....you wouldn't have to sleep up under your desk....i'll put in a good word for you

If this is legit, I want a job. I'll cover my moving costs. Whatever it takes, if I can work at this heaven I'm in.

There's two problems though: 1. The Pay Sucks though it is better than nothing. 2. The boss is bad about "forgetting" payday a day or two.
Other than that....pretty much is heaven. Hell, we close up wednesday afternoons too

LloydXmas

I just did my development plan. It was a bunch of blah blah blah bullshit.

I have a pretty sweet corporate job right now. Good Pay, Busy all year round, overtime during the "busy season" and I "work" from home 3 days a week.

WaveRyder

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I've come to be quite good at it. I work at a weekly newspaper....paper goes to press Wednesday morning...and I'm pretty much done with work until the next monday aside from going to games to take pictures.

Just five employees and the owner here....the head editor is a tight ass but the owner is pretty much like me, doesn't much give a shit. I pretty much do as I please. Actually, I think I am about to check out about 40 minutes early

Hell, DC, we've even got a couple couches and big screen tv in the back....you wouldn't have to sleep up under your desk....i'll put in a good word for you

im in print as well, and with work ethic like that, its no wonder so many papers are folding.

dcfaithful

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I've come to be quite good at it. I work at a weekly newspaper....paper goes to press Wednesday morning...and I'm pretty much done with work until the next monday aside from going to games to take pictures.

Just five employees and the owner here....the head editor is a tight ass but the owner is pretty much like me, doesn't much give a shit. I pretty much do as I please. Actually, I think I am about to check out about 40 minutes early

Hell, DC, we've even got a couple couches and big screen tv in the back....you wouldn't have to sleep up under your desk....i'll put in a good word for you

If this is legit, I want a job. I'll cover my moving costs. Whatever it takes, if I can work at this heaven I'm in.

There's two problems though: 1. The Pay Sucks though it is better than nothing. 2. The boss is bad about "forgetting" payday a day or two.
Other than that....pretty much is heaven. Hell, we close up wednesday afternoons too

I'm ready to book my flight, what city? :P

Cool Face Ryan

Anyone see the goal by Pasil for Czech Republic vs Spain? It was awesome

Be able to grow facial hair would be a goal that is out of reach at the moment

dcfaithful

manutd3581 wrote:

Be able to grow facial hair would be a goal that is out of reach at the moment

I'm going to need justification and an action plan for this goal, employee # 42586

BinauralJam

manutd3581 wrote:

Anyone see the goal by Pasil for Czech Republic vs Spain? It was awesome

Be able to grow facial hair would be a goal that is out of reach at the moment

There's a Trick to that, Pm me and i'll tell ya :twisted:

dcfaithful

WaveRyder wrote:

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

I've come to be quite good at it. I work at a weekly newspaper....paper goes to press Wednesday morning...and I'm pretty much done with work until the next monday aside from going to games to take pictures.

Just five employees and the owner here....the head editor is a tight ass but the owner is pretty much like me, doesn't much give a shit. I pretty much do as I please. Actually, I think I am about to check out about 40 minutes early

Hell, DC, we've even got a couple couches and big screen tv in the back....you wouldn't have to sleep up under your desk....i'll put in a good word for you

im in print as well, and with work ethic like that, its no wonder so many papers are folding.

I see a paper-boy showdown comin'

Yellow Ledbelly

dcfaithful wrote:

I'm ready to book my flight, what city? :P

You'll want to fly into Jackson, Mizzip....I'll pick you up....try to make it thursday or friday...so as not to mess up my wednesday afternoon off

dcfaithful

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

I'm ready to book my flight, what city? :P

You'll want to fly into Jackson, Mizzip....I'll pick you up....try to make it thursday or friday...so as not to mess up my wednesday afternoon off

Sweet, I'm Southbound again.

Seriously though.... ya'll hiring?

Cool Face Ryan

BinauralJam wrote:

manutd3581 wrote:

Anyone see the goal by Pasil for Czech Republic vs Spain? It was awesome

Be able to grow facial hair would be a goal that is out of reach at the moment

There's a Trick to that, Pm me and i'll tell ya :twisted:

Im pretty nifty with the footy myself. But that left was sick. Sorry Casillas hahaha

RKCNDY

my goal is to have 10,000 posts by PJ20....I could have aimed for more posts than dimi...but he deserves to stay #1...