JEREMY was SAD but now he's FAITHFULL after rolling GOD'S DICE. He left his PORCH for a walk and by SLEIGHT OF HAND, he vanished into THIN AIR and wound up IN MY TREE. His nose caught the scent OF THE GIRL also sitting IN MY TREE. The branch snapped and she was RELEASEd from the tree. Fortunately, there were leaves to BREAKERFALL, but she still went COMATOSE just after crying "HELP HELP!". Tom yelled "COME BACK" but she was already "GONE" as far as consciousness goes. If only she had some PARACHUTES. JEREMY climbed down and said "I think i can SAVE YOU". Her disability left her UNEMPLOYABLE. She tried to GET RIGHT but her physical capabilities were only 1/2 FULL and to her, recovery was ALL OR NONE. There was NO WAY she'd make it back. Her depression caused her to end her life, taking her LAST EXIT, and the story became WORLDWIDE SUICIDE news. She was no longer ALIVE. Meanwhile, JEREMY, still IN HIDING in the tree, decided to climb down. He walked AROUND THE BEND where he would return to his GARDEN and WASH the BUGS off his motherfucking cock (MFC).
Camden I '06, Camden II '06, Bonnaroo '08, Camden I '08, Camden II '08, Philly Spectrum II/III/IV '09, MSG I '10, MSG II '10, Made In America '12, Wrigley '13, Brooklyn II '13, Philly I '13, Philly II '13, ...
JEREMY was SAD but now he's FAITHFULL after rolling GOD'S DICE. He left his PORCH for a walk and by SLEIGHT OF HAND, he vanished into THIN AIR and wound up IN MY TREE. His nose caught the scent OF THE GIRL also sitting IN MY TREE. The branch snapped and she was RELEASEd from the tree. Fortunately, there were leaves to BREAKERFALL, but she still went COMATOSE just after crying "HELP HELP!". Tom yelled "COME BACK" but she was already "GONE" as far as consciousness goes. If only she had some PARACHUTES. JEREMY climbed down and said "I think i can SAVE YOU". Her disability left her UNEMPLOYABLE. She tried to GET RIGHT but her physical capabilities were only 1/2 FULL and to her, recovery was ALL OR NONE. There was NO WAY she'd make it back. Her depression caused her to end her life, taking her LAST EXIT, and the story became WORLDWIDE SUICIDE news. She was no longer ALIVE. Meanwhile, JEREMY, still IN HIDING in the tree, decided to climb down. He walked AROUND THE BEND where he would return to his GARDEN and WASH the BUGS off his motherfucking cock (MFC).
all I can say is wow
Minneapolis 98, Chicago 00, San Fransisco 00, Fargo 03, Thunder Bay 05, St Paul 06 (night 2), Chicago 08 (EV) both nights
Camden I '06, Camden II '06, Bonnaroo '08, Camden I '08, Camden II '08, Philly Spectrum II/III/IV '09, MSG I '10, MSG II '10, Made In America '12, Wrigley '13, Brooklyn II '13, Philly I '13, Philly II '13, ...
JEREMY was SAD but now he's FAITHFULL after rolling GOD'S DICE. He left his PORCH for a walk and by SLEIGHT OF HAND, he vanished into THIN AIR and wound up IN MY TREE. His nose caught the scent OF THE GIRL also sitting IN MY TREE. The branch snapped and she was RELEASEd from the tree. Fortunately, there were leaves to BREAKERFALL, but she still went COMATOSE just after crying "HELP HELP!". Tom yelled "COME BACK" but she was already "GONE" as far as consciousness goes. If only she had some PARACHUTES. JEREMY climbed down and said "I think i can SAVE YOU". Her disability left her UNEMPLOYABLE. She tried to GET RIGHT but her physical capabilities were only 1/2 FULL and to her, recovery was ALL OR NONE. There was NO WAY she'd make it back. Her depression caused her to end her life, taking her LAST EXIT, and the story became WORLDWIDE SUICIDE news. She was no longer ALIVE. Meanwhile, JEREMY, still IN HIDING in the tree, decided to climb down. He walked AROUND THE BEND where he would return to his GARDEN and WASH the BUGS off his motherfucking cock (MFC).
you're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.
that was awesome...
Further back and forth a wave will break on me, today...
JEREMY was SAD but now he's FAITHFULL after rolling GOD'S DICE. He left his PORCH for a walk and by SLEIGHT OF HAND, he vanished into THIN AIR and wound up IN MY TREE. His nose caught the scent OF THE GIRL also sitting IN MY TREE. The branch snapped and she was RELEASEd from the tree. Fortunately, there were leaves to BREAKERFALL, but she still went COMATOSE just after crying "HELP HELP!". Tom yelled "COME BACK" but she was already "GONE" as far as consciousness goes. If only she had some PARACHUTES. JEREMY climbed down and said "I think i can SAVE YOU". Her disability left her UNEMPLOYABLE. She tried to GET RIGHT but her physical capabilities were only 1/2 FULL and to her, recovery was ALL OR NONE. There was NO WAY she'd make it back. Her depression caused her to end her life, taking her LAST EXIT, and the story became WORLDWIDE SUICIDE news. She was no longer ALIVE. Meanwhile, JEREMY, still IN HIDING in the tree, decided to climb down. He walked AROUND THE BEND where he would return to his GARDEN and WASH the BUGS off his motherfucking cock (MFC).
Camden I '06, Camden II '06, Bonnaroo '08, Camden I '08, Camden II '08, Philly Spectrum II/III/IV '09, MSG I '10, MSG II '10, Made In America '12, Wrigley '13, Brooklyn II '13, Philly I '13, Philly II '13, ...
JEREMY was SAD but now he's FAITHFULL after rolling GOD'S DICE. He left his PORCH for a walk and by SLEIGHT OF HAND, he vanished into THIN AIR and wound up IN MY TREE. His nose caught the scent OF THE GIRL also sitting IN MY TREE. The branch snapped and she was RELEASEd from the tree. Fortunately, there were leaves to BREAKERFALL, but she still went COMATOSE just after crying "HELP HELP!". Tom yelled "COME BACK" but she was already "GONE" as far as consciousness goes. If only she had some PARACHUTES. JEREMY climbed down and said "I think i can SAVE YOU". Her disability left her UNEMPLOYABLE. She tried to GET RIGHT but her physical capabilities were only 1/2 FULL and to her, recovery was ALL OR NONE. There was NO WAY she'd make it back. Her depression caused her to end her life, taking her LAST EXIT, and the story became WORLDWIDE SUICIDE news. She was no longer ALIVE. Meanwhile, JEREMY, still IN HIDING in the tree, decided to climb down. He walked AROUND THE BEND where he would return to his GARDEN and WASH the BUGS off his motherfucking cock (MFC).
i am sure you could have fitter a few more in there, something about leaving her daughter, alone, and thumbing her way through life. and due to the bugs on his MFC, jeremy picked up a green disease. and to think, all of this happened coz crazy mary was chasing them in the low light!
i am sure you could have fitter a few more in there, something about leaving her daughter, alone, and thumbing her way through life. and due to the bugs on his MFC, jeremy picked up a green disease. and to think, all of this happened coz crazy mary was chasing them in the low light!
gosh i love reading these. some of you guys and gals make me so proud to be a part of the JAMILY, these are so funny. i print them out and tape them to my diary
"you can say that we're, nocturnal, posssomists"
-ed july 8th MSG 2004
Comments
But Faithfull definitely is a better status. Not particularly looking forward to being "Sad" myself.
Don't worry, Sad doesn't last that long.
Rival on the other hand...
all I can say is wow
Don't it make you smile?
Haha I think that was pretty weak. I have no life
thanks bud
that was awesome...
way too much time on your hands bro
i second that.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
you smoke the good shit
enjoy it while it lasts
:(
Hooz got da HEADIEEEEZZZZZZZ??????
Aw is it sad being Sad...?
I shall enjoy my Faithfullness
it is a little sad........
in a good way
i am sure you could have fitter a few more in there, something about leaving her daughter, alone, and thumbing her way through life. and due to the bugs on his MFC, jeremy picked up a green disease. and to think, all of this happened coz crazy mary was chasing them in the low light!
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
gosh i love reading these. some of you guys and gals make me so proud to be a part of the JAMILY, these are so funny. i print them out and tape them to my diary
-ed july 8th MSG 2004