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British woman bites off boyfriend's testicles

Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
edited March 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/ ... 6023632123

Ouuuuch! :o
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  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,260
    She probably warned him not in that hole dear :o :shock: ...
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

    Chicken.
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    4AM?
    was he unconscious?
    i mean how would one get one's mouth around one's mates ball sac and manage to bite it the fuck off without interference?
    he must have been comatose
    for real
    damn
    i don't have one but
    the thought of having one knawed off freaks me out just a little
    :shock:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

    Chicken.


    yeah
    hairy chicken
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,704
    Mental note...next time I argue with the wife, don't conclude the argument by saying "bite me!"
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Poncier wrote:
    Mental note...next time I argue with the wife, don't conclude the argument by saying "bite me!"

    :lol::lol: :shock:
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  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    chickweed wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

    Chicken.


    yeah
    hairy chicken

    I love chicken but I prefer it to be bald chicken.
    If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,425
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

    balls
  • Electric_DeltaElectric_Delta Posts: 977
    Well, that will spoil your day.
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    I bet he's glad she spat and didn't swallow.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    I hear they're a delicacy :|
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  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxMYTocfZhdTWUzm_ocB75OAClXmUicGPm83E9XvwmBRlVE1SBrg

    Suck on those chocolate satly ballllllllllllssssss :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Jukee wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxMYTocfZhdTWUzm_ocB75OAClXmUicGPm83E9XvwmBRlVE1SBrg

    Suck on those chocolate satly ballllllllllllssssss :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Move over Lorena Bobbit. Maria Georgina Topp just topped your scissor act.
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:

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    How did I know someone would make a reference to that!
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  • LoulouLoulou Posts: 6,247
    Maybe they were just, in the way???
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Poncier wrote:
    Mental note...next time I argue with the wife, don't conclude the argument by saying "bite me!"

    :lol::D:mrgreen::lol::D:mrgreen:
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Jukee wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Chicken.


    yeah
    hairy chicken

    I love chicken but I prefer it to be bald chicken.



    bald chicken
    that is so funny
    balled chicken
    except it would be ball-free chicken
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Loulou wrote:
    Maybe they were just, in the way???
    That makes sense... :think:

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  • Break The SkyBreak The Sky Posts: 1,276
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    She sure has balls ;)
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Big Drop wrote:
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    :lol::clap::lol::clap::lol:

    Wish you were here...
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Jukee wrote:
    I wonder what they tasted like :shock:
    nuts
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  • PilateOfTheStormPilateOfTheStorm Posts: 4,319
    :o

    ouuuccchhh

    midnight snack? wtf was she doing, snooping around there at 4 A.M.
    especially if he was asleep/comatose or whatever

    it's like the story of the woman who was giving her guy a bj in a car, and they crashed and she bit his thing off :lol: :shock: he had a wife as well :roll:
  • Blind3Blind3 Posts: 1,149
    I wonder if the makers of Mounds and Almond Joy will hire her as spokeswoman. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
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