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unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
edited March 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
So I'm at a weeklong seminar at a local college this week.

This morning I drank a large Dunkin' Donuts coffee, a glass of orange juice, and a bottle of water. At break, understandably, I need to pee. So I go into the ladies room and empty my bladder with impressive velocity.

I step out of the stall as the woman next to me steps out of the adjacent stall. She turns to me and says, "Drinking from the fire hose?"

I go, :| "Excuse me?" I can't believe she's commenting about how I peed. I'm about to go off on her.

She says, "Drinking from the fire hose -- so much great information coming at us."

I realize she's in my seminar group, and she is not commenting on my bladder evacuation velocity.
:oops:
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    you're fun! :lol::lol::mrgreen:
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    That is hilarious! I've never gotten comments on the velocity of my stream, but I often get comments on the length. I can pee for well over a minute, no problem. Drinking from the firehose- I'm gonna use that one. :lol:

    Since you are in a seminar together its good you didn't go off on her, but selfishly, I kinda wish you did. I like stories where Unlost gets aggressive. NO YOU DIDN'T... 8-)
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I have never heard that analogy used before...I so don't miss the corporate world...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    bet she was talking about your toilet habbit :|
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I have never heard that analogy used before...I so don't miss the corporate world...

    no kidding...ugh people suck :P

    but did this woman not think "hey she just peed maybe i shouldn't use the fire hose metaphor"...which btw i've never heard of before :?
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    You need to start more threads :lol:
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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    that's funny!
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Sounds like she used a double entendre..
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    VoidOfMan wrote:
    Sounds like she used a double entendre..
    Says the VOIDofMan!!! :lol:

    funny story!
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    drinking from the fire hose.....heard that years ago...you all need to get out more often. :lol:
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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    I'm jealous that you can drink that many fluids and hold it!
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
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  • vduboisevduboise Posts: 1,937
    iluvcats wrote:
    I'm jealous that you can drink that many fluids and hold it!
    me too.

    you do make very interesting threads... :lol::D
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
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  • theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    adam i think she needs this one

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  • vduboisevduboise Posts: 1,937
    theserialthrilla wrote:
    adam i think she needs this one

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    what is that?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    speaking of musunderstnadings...

    are we allowed to discuss bullies, or is it just dupes being locked?
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    81 wrote:
    speaking of musunderstnadings...

    are we allowed to discuss bullies, or is it just dupes being locked?

    ok that's truly bizarre...all 3 of them are locked :?
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Black Diamond wrote:
    You need to start more threads :lol:
    This.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    81 wrote:
    speaking of musunderstnadings...

    are we allowed to discuss bullies, or is it just dupes being locked?

    ok that's truly bizarre...all 3 of them are locked :?

    taboo topics:
    chadwick
    bully's
    Ziggy sex threads - unless it involves pastrami on rye
    bathroom stories - there is a gray area here
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    theserialthrilla wrote:
    adam i think she needs this one

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    :lol::D I am very impressed you can drink that much ... I would have loved to hear the going of on one story but this was funny even although I have never heard that phrase and don't know what it means :lol: :oops:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    stargirl69 wrote:
    :lol::D I am very impressed you can drink that much ... I would have loved to hear the going of on one story but this was funny even although I have never heard that phrase and don't know what it means :lol: :oops:

    I am in training for PJ20. I am slowly expanding my bladder capacity and I'm confident that by June I'll be able to hang on to 6 beers for 4 hours.

    I don't want to be one of those chicks who heads to the bathroom during "Evenflow." (And yes, that pun was fully intended.)

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    my bladder has been fully exersized...Mr RK refuses to stop more than once on a 10 hour 800 mile road trip. :roll:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    RKCNDY wrote:
    my bladder has been fully exersized...Mr RK refuses to stop more than once on a 10 hour 800 mile road trip. :roll:

    Sweet! When the other chicks head up to the bathroom, we can sneak up and steal their seats.

    Are you with me?
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    RKCNDY wrote:
    my bladder has been fully exersized...Mr RK refuses to stop more than once on a 10 hour 800 mile road trip. :roll:

    I think that holding it can cause UTI's
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    my bladder has been fully exersized...Mr RK refuses to stop more than once on a 10 hour 800 mile road trip. :roll:

    Sweet! When the other chicks head up to the bathroom, we can sneak up and steal their seats.

    Are you with me?

    YES! and jose says if I hang with him,he'll get me up front!
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    RKCNDY wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    my bladder has been fully exersized...Mr RK refuses to stop more than once on a 10 hour 800 mile road trip. :roll:

    Sweet! When the other chicks head up to the bathroom, we can sneak up and steal their seats.

    Are you with me?

    YES! and jose says if I hang with him,he'll get me up front!

    Are you sure he's talking about seating at the show?
    :shock:

    Oh no I di'nt
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    iluvcats wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    my bladder has been fully exersized...Mr RK refuses to stop more than once on a 10 hour 800 mile road trip. :roll:

    I think that holding it can cause UTI's

    Thank God for Bactrim!
    :P
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Sweet! When the other chicks head up to the bathroom, we can sneak up and steal their seats.

    Are you with me?

    YES! and jose says if I hang with him,he'll get me up front!

    Are you sure he's talking about seating at the show?
    :shock:

    Oh no I di'nt

    oh yes you di'id...     :oops:

    I meant...up to the stage...so I can get a Jeff/Mike/Stone/Ed pick.... 8-)
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    RKCNDY wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    and jose says if I hang with him,he'll get me up front!

    Are you sure he's talking about seating at the show?
    :shock:

    Oh no I di'nt

    oh yes you di'id...     :oops:

    I meant...up to the stage...so I can get a Jeff/Mike/Stone/Ed pick.... 8-)

    Paging Jose: Paging joseevolution to the thread.
    Mr. Evolution, please explain why this offer was not extended to me.
    :evil:
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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