This little monster wants all the women for itself...

arqarq Posts: 8,012
edited March 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
I just found out about this little monster :wtf:
Imagine for a moment a world in which men became obsolete, where every birth was an immaculate conception and the only babies born were girls. Additionally in this world, the few men who are around start turning into women or dying of a deadly disease. The prospect is horrifying.

All those unopened jars, just sitting there.

Now imagine it happening to cockroaches and join me in a long, hearty laugh at their collective misfortune. The Wolbachia is a parasitic bacteria that attacks cockroaches, wasps, moths and even other parasites, turning all the males into females and ruining all sexual encounters. Unlike most other parasites, the Wolbachia infects the sex organs of arthropods in two primary ways: 1) It causes males to develop into females 2) All the females, including the transsexuals, start producing offspring asexually. What's more, the offspring are all guaranteed to be female as well. The reason for all this emasculation and forced celibacy is that the parasite can successfully infect the next generation from the point of conception by passing through the arthropod's eggs, but it can only achieve it through females. As a result, it's cut males out of the equation entirely. The bacteria will even kill any males during larval development or force them to develop as females, and destroy the immune systems of infected adult males so they die off.

"Girls night!"

The Wolbachia is the number one parasite on this list because it doesn't just kill a few hosts, it destroys the sexual mechanics of entire species, forever. And it's not isolated to one continent or habitat either, the parasite can infect around 60% of arthropod species around the world, ruining the lives of shitty insects, flat worms and spiders everywhere, and just generally playing God. I would offer the Wolbachia a figurative handshake if I wasn't so terrified of what it would do once it knew I existed.

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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    So, should we avoid eating fish? because i gotta change my dinner plans if so.
  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    So, should we avoid eating fish? because i gotta change my dinner plans if so.

    from now on we just should eat fruits and vegetables... :( but that in a way will turn us into women so there's no chance to win :lol:
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    this would be a great science fiction book :!: hmmmm


    P.S. I couldn't live in a world without men
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    It would make the porn better
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  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    men are a pain in the ass!
    but my hormones sure do like their hairy legs.
    so i guess they can stay.
    :mrgreen:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    men are a pain in the ass!
    but my hormones sure do like their hairy legs.
    so i guess they can stay.
    :mrgreen:


    :lol:
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    Life would be boring without MEN !!!! 8-)
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  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    81 - ;)
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  • WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
    arq wrote:
    So, should we avoid eating fish? because i gotta change my dinner plans if so.

    from now on we just should eat fruits and vegetables... :( but that in a way will turn us into women so there's no chance to win :lol:

    lol.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 - ;)


    :wave:

    you coming to PJ20 :?: you can crash in my tent, but i don't think my legs are hairy enough for you. :P
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  • wait a minute.
    your telling me there are transsexual cockroaches?
    where, i wonder, does a cockroach go to have a sex change performed?
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  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    81 wrote:

    you coming to PJ20 :?: you can crash in my tent, but i don't think my legs are hairy enough for you. :P

    ha!

    they are doing DC right? horror i don't know but even DC is too far for a fest. i'll do DC for pj but it's got to be just them and a guest.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    your back yard. :lol:

    pj20 is rumored to be in wisconsin at alpine valley.
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  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    oh cheeseland. lol

    DC is like 4.5 hours away. and 81 i'm sure you know my situation but to all others that's too far for me so lay off.

    tootles! kat says not a chat room.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    oh cheeseland. lol

    DC is like 4.5 hours away. and 81 i'm sure you know my situation but to all others that's too far for me so lay off.

    tootles! kat says not a chat room.


    if you can surf, you can go to wisconsin. :P

    don't worry about kat, we have her under control
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I'm gona go make some popcorn.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    I'm gona go make some popcorn.


    you just want the butter
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    this thread should be changed to

    'little one eyed monster wants all the women for itself' :lol:
  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    pandora wrote:
    this thread should be changed to

    'little one eyed monster wants all the women for itself' :lol:

    :lol:
  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    lol!
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  • arqarq Posts: 8,012
    pandora wrote:
    this thread should be changed to

    'little one eyed monster wants all the women for itself' :lol:

    Which one eyed monster doesn't want that? oh wait we know that... the fabulous ones :lol::lol:
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    Neil deGrasse Tyson

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