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My Rhyme about Ed...
U R A Crazy Breed
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it was a wake & bake Friday morning here in rainy dismal Boston and on my way to work i wondered what it would sound like if you took Eminem's Stan and made him a Pearl Jam fan....
now before i begin my stupid little morning freestyle (took me all of two seconds so don't try and say shit about my Stone song writing comments
) let me first say that this is only a joke and should not be taken seriously and while i may have a twisted sense of humor,it is ONLY HUMOR!so no need to ban me or alert the authorities (or the mods 
)
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
Ed, I'm your biggest fan! that shit is true
I'd never throw a shoe or quarters at you
I would trim your bushes and trim your trees
and your dogs could shit on my lawn wherever they please
I'm like Mr.Rogers with a whole lot of flavor
When i say "Ed..won't you be my neighbor?"
CHORUS
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
No reply ED? HUH...that's fine!
In hind sight i bet you would definitely change your mind!
Now you're bound at the feet & wrists with a sock in your mouth
Chill'n in my trunk...crying for your spouse
Stop struggling,your only making this harder on yourself
I think we'll take a ride and go tour the south!
After all it's only the right thing to do
I can relate to the others who have been slighted by you
Chorus x 2
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
man...i think I'm going to get serious and write a better version!:D
now before i begin my stupid little morning freestyle (took me all of two seconds so don't try and say shit about my Stone song writing comments
) let me first say that this is only a joke and should not be taken seriously and while i may have a twisted sense of humor,it is ONLY HUMOR!so no need to ban me or alert the authorities (or the mods )Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
Ed, I'm your biggest fan! that shit is true
I'd never throw a shoe or quarters at you
I would trim your bushes and trim your trees
and your dogs could shit on my lawn wherever they please
I'm like Mr.Rogers with a whole lot of flavor
When i say "Ed..won't you be my neighbor?"
CHORUS
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
No reply ED? HUH...that's fine!
In hind sight i bet you would definitely change your mind!
Now you're bound at the feet & wrists with a sock in your mouth
Chill'n in my trunk...crying for your spouse
Stop struggling,your only making this harder on yourself
I think we'll take a ride and go tour the south!
After all it's only the right thing to do
I can relate to the others who have been slighted by you
Chorus x 2
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
man...i think I'm going to get serious and write a better version!
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purple haze all in my brain....:D:D
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I'm a number that doesn't count
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the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
yeah i work at a nuclear missle sight.
just fucking with ya!
and i said on my way to work not at work!
new-clee-are!!
I'm just jealous my friend.
I remember the days when work was fun because of the fact
I didn't have to use my brain.
Now there's not much left of it to use.
Party on Garth, party on!!
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I'm a number that doesn't count
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the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
thanks man
i use my brain most of the time...but today is Friday and i had an easy day ahead of me..thus the wake & bake
^^^ what they said!
pretty funny stuff...lock him in the trunk LOL
Baleedat!
don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash homeboy!
Trust son....this mouth is the bank when it comes to cashin checks I write.
: )
"Vinyl or not, you will need to pay someone to take RA of your hands" - Smile05
424, xxx
yeah..i could get one of those loop machines Ed uses for Arc and do my own beatbox.
But man that was classic!! Great Job Crazy Breed, I guess you really are from a crazy breed!! :P
"Where's Mike McCready? My god he's been ate!"
"If you're an Elvis fan, there's no explanation necessary; if you're not, there's no explanation possible."
"Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - RIP Paul Newman
If you ever come to New England I'll def hook you up dude!
I'm glad you liked it...i def amused myself while making it
"Where's Mike McCready? My god he's been ate!"
"If you're an Elvis fan, there's no explanation necessary; if you're not, there's no explanation possible."
"Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - RIP Paul Newman
yes WE are!!