My Rhyme about Ed...
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U R A Crazy Breed
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it was a wake & bake Friday morning here in rainy dismal Boston and on my way to work i wondered what it would sound like if you took Eminem's Stan and made him a Pearl Jam fan....
now before i begin my stupid little morning freestyle (took me all of two seconds so don't try and say shit about my Stone song writing comments
) let me first say that this is only a joke and should not be taken seriously and while i may have a twisted sense of humor,it is ONLY HUMOR!so no need to ban me or alert the authorities (or the mods 
)
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
Ed, I'm your biggest fan! that shit is true
I'd never throw a shoe or quarters at you
I would trim your bushes and trim your trees
and your dogs could shit on my lawn wherever they please
I'm like Mr.Rogers with a whole lot of flavor
When i say "Ed..won't you be my neighbor?"
CHORUS
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
No reply ED? HUH...that's fine!
In hind sight i bet you would definitely change your mind!
Now you're bound at the feet & wrists with a sock in your mouth
Chill'n in my trunk...crying for your spouse
Stop struggling,your only making this harder on yourself
I think we'll take a ride and go tour the south!
After all it's only the right thing to do
I can relate to the others who have been slighted by you
Chorus x 2
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
man...i think I'm going to get serious and write a better version!:D
now before i begin my stupid little morning freestyle (took me all of two seconds so don't try and say shit about my Stone song writing comments
) let me first say that this is only a joke and should not be taken seriously and while i may have a twisted sense of humor,it is ONLY HUMOR!so no need to ban me or alert the authorities (or the mods )Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
Ed, I'm your biggest fan! that shit is true
I'd never throw a shoe or quarters at you
I would trim your bushes and trim your trees
and your dogs could shit on my lawn wherever they please
I'm like Mr.Rogers with a whole lot of flavor
When i say "Ed..won't you be my neighbor?"
CHORUS
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
No reply ED? HUH...that's fine!
In hind sight i bet you would definitely change your mind!
Now you're bound at the feet & wrists with a sock in your mouth
Chill'n in my trunk...crying for your spouse
Stop struggling,your only making this harder on yourself
I think we'll take a ride and go tour the south!
After all it's only the right thing to do
I can relate to the others who have been slighted by you
Chorus x 2
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
man...i think I'm going to get serious and write a better version!
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after reading this, i want some of whatever you waked and baked to;)Crazy Breed wrote:it was a wake & bake Friday morning here in rainy dismal Boston and on my way to work i wondered what it would sound like if you took Eminem's Stan and made him a Pearl Jam fan....
now before i begin my stupid little morning freestyle (took me all of two seconds so don't try and say shit about my Stone song writing comments) let me first say that this is only a joke and should not be taken seriously and while i may have a twisted sense of humor..it is ONLY HUMOR!so no need to ban me or alert the authorities (or the mods )
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
Ed, I'm your biggest fan! that shit is true
I'd never throw a shoe or quarters at you
I would trim you bushes and trim your trees
and your dogs could shit on my lawn wherever they please
I'm like Mr.Rogers with a whole lot of flavor
When i say "Ed..won't you be my neighbor?"
CHORUS
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
No reply ED? HUH...that's fine!
In hind sight i bet you would definitely change your mind!
Now you're bound at the feet & wrists with a sock in your mouth
Chill'n in my trunk...crying for your spouse
Stop struggling,your only making this harder on yourself
I think we'll take a ride and go tour the south!
After all it's only the right thing to do
I can relate to the others who have been slighted by you
Chorus x 2
Life would be so much better / If i lived next door to Eddie Vedder
We could hang out all the time / Talk politics and drink some wine
do bong hits mixed with hash / Bash'n Bush and sharing a laugh
Yo...he's my best friend and this you can bet!
the only problem is he doesn't know it yet!
man...i think I'm going to get serious and write a better version!:DSmall my table, seats just 3, its not crowded, its just lucky me0 -
firecrotch23 wrote:after reading this, i want some of whatever you waked and baked to;)
purple haze all in my brain....:D:D0 -
hehPost edited by Antreaper on"It's as comfortable as can be. But when you're on stage playing with Neil, well -- it's one thing to be at the zoo and watch an animal pace around its cage. It's another to be in the cage with him." -Eddie Vedder0
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Your job must call for some serious focus & attention.we're all sentient snowflakes
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I'm a number that doesn't count
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the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned0 -
share wrote:Your job must call for some serious focus & attention.
yeah i work at a nuclear missle sight.
just fucking with ya!
and i said on my way to work not at work!
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Crazy Breed wrote:yeah i work at a nuclear missle sight.
just fucking with ya!
and i said on my way to work not at work!
new-clee-are!!
I'm just jealous my friend.
I remember the days when work was fun because of the fact
I didn't have to use my brain.
Now there's not much left of it to use.
Party on Garth, party on!!we're all sentient snowflakes
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I'm a number that doesn't count
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the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned0 -
Antreaper wrote:THAT WAS AWESOME.
thanks manshare wrote:new-clee-are!!
I'm just jealous my friend.
I remember the days when work was fun because of the fact
I didn't have to use my brain.
Now there's not much left of it to use.
Party on Garth, party on!!
i use my brain most of the time...but today is Friday and i had an easy day ahead of me..thus the wake & bake 0 -
firecrotch23 wrote:after reading this, i want some of whatever you waked and baked to;)
^^^ what they said!
pretty funny stuff...lock him in the trunk LOLCheck out my Sudsy Chick Etsy Store for all natural homemade bath products!0 -
Descent... I'll take you down in a freestyle battle.... that's a fact son.
Baleedat!0 -
TipJammer wrote:Descent... I'll take you down in a freestyle battle.... that's a fact son.
Baleedat!
don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash homeboy!0 -
Crazy Breed wrote:don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash homeboy!
Trust son....this mouth is the bank when it comes to cashin checks I write.0 -
Ok...so next time Im in Boston we are hanging out...smoking that sticky green goodness you have and getting after some freestyles. I love to battle. Likewise...if you make your way to the Bay you better look me up. We can go get some legal green puff, turn on some beat heavy PJ... Im thinking rats style rythms and bust flows. Lace em up tight junior. You ready to play with the big boys?
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I think you should record this version, it's hilarious.Crazy Breed wrote:man...i think I'm going to get serious and write a better version!:DThanks EPOTTSIII!
"Vinyl or not, you will need to pay someone to take RA of your hands" - Smile05
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this is really great and made me laugh really hard. my favorite line is how you wouldn't throw quarters or shoes at him lol."Change don't come at once, it's a wave, building before it breaks"0
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Back_Pedal wrote:I think you should record this version, it's hilarious.
yeah..i could get one of those loop machines Ed uses for Arc and do my own beatbox.:D 0 -
Awww dude! I'd pay money to see that man! Whatever got you baked you better share some with us sharing is caring bro
But man that was classic!! Great Job Crazy Breed, I guess you really are from a crazy breed!! :P"Does anyone remember laughter?"
"Where's Mike McCready? My god he's been ate!"
"If you're an Elvis fan, there's no explanation necessary; if you're not, there's no explanation possible."
"Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - RIP Paul Newman0 -
MakeMeCry43 wrote:Awww dude! I'd pay money to see that man! Whatever got you baked you better share some with us sharing is caring bro
But man that was classic!! Great Job Crazy Breed, I guess you really are from a crazy breed!! :P
If you ever come to New England I'll def hook you up dude!
I'm glad you liked it...i def amused myself while making it:D 0 -
Awesome!! I'd totally get baked with ya any day! Man, PJ fans are cooool "Does anyone remember laughter?"
"Where's Mike McCready? My god he's been ate!"
"If you're an Elvis fan, there's no explanation necessary; if you're not, there's no explanation possible."
"Sometimes God makes perfect people and Paul Newman was one of them." - RIP Paul Newman0 -
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