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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Claireack wrote:
    I have a friend who has incorporated various fruits & veg into her activities. She gives them to the rabbits when they've finished with them.

    Knowing that is better than worrying that she might serve you up some when you go round for your dinner.


    that is disgusting. :lol: does she at least slip a condom over the carrots... or does go bareback?? :lol:

    Bareback, I believe. I assume she gives them a bit of a wash before gifting them to the rabbits. Actually I'm now not going to eat eggs when I'm at her house either, she has 3 chickens in her garden and they probably nibble on the food put out for the rabbits (everything just runs around her garden). I'm not convinced the digestive processes of a chicken will get rid of all the human content. :sick:
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Wow! How did I miss this thread!? Iv used ice. Strawberry flavored lotions, whipped cream. That's all so far.... I'm too busy buying things on adameve.com I'm a frequent customer...3 times a week.
    I'll be back
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    chickweed wrote:
    so then i was dickweed
    (two of the things i love most)




    i was sort of hoping you were going to bring that and i would handle the other half. quote]


    ooops
    i meant
    touche

    ate he one
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Honey


    yes, sugar pie
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Personally ..Myself and a girl I was messing around with used a bday cake one time...but it was to messy..more bark than bite
    Plus the hotel bed was a mess..

    Never again
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    I do know a girl who shoved a frozen hot dog up there...and it broke apart and got stuck up there...she had to go to the ER :lol: true story

    THIS WAS 25 years ago... :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    I do know a girl who shoved a frozen hot dog up there...and it broke apart and got stuck up there...she had to go to the ER :lol: true story

    THIS WAS 25 years ago... :lol:

    were her intials 'rq' ;):lol:
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Ibtl.
    I'll be back
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Ibtl.

    i'm suprised it's still open....maybe ed is kat and he is busy with his whole tour thing to bother us hmmm
    81 is now off the air

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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    81 wrote:
    Ibtl.

    i'm suprised it's still open....maybe ed is kat and he is busy with his whole tour thing to bother us hmmm

    It's the weekend. Although I have seen locked threads on the weekend.? Come Monday morning if it still on the first page it's gonna get locked.
    I'll be back
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    My wife works with a lady who took her 16 year old daughter to the hospital because she was having stomach pains and after the x ray they saw a pencil.... She told her mom she must have been born with it.
    I'll be back
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Nutella, an eggplant, spray cheese and a clementine.

    Oh, who am I kidding. No I have not.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    Nutella, an eggplant, spray cheese and a clementine.

    Oh, who am I kidding. No I have not.
    you had me at spray cheese ;)
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    81 wrote:
    Ibtl.

    i'm suprised it's still open....maybe ed is kat and he is busy with his whole tour thing to bother us hmmm

    It's the weekend. /quote]

    i got banned tons of times on the old board during the weekend heh heh
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Nutella, an eggplant, spray cheese and a clementine.

    Oh, who am I kidding. No I have not.

    I was so relieved when I read the second line - a clementine would certainly be lost forever, and they seem to shrivel up so quickly.
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Nutella, an eggplant, spray cheese and a clementine.

    Oh, who am I kidding. No I have not.
    you had me at spray cheese ;)


    and me with nutella
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    I do know a girl who shoved a frozen hot dog up there...and it broke apart and got stuck up there...she had to go to the ER :lol: true story

    THIS WAS 25 years ago... :lol:


    i had to have my doctor get one of those damn sponges out
    i never filed it with my insurance because it read

    "removal of foreign object from vagina"
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Various Fruit
    Ice Cream
    Jelly
    Cream
    Chocolate
    Beer
    Honey
    Jam
    Chocolate Spread
    Lemon Curd
    Ginger Root
    Mints
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Various Fruit
    Ice Cream
    Jelly
    Cream
    Chocolate
    Beer
    Honey
    Jam
    Chocolate Spread
    Lemon Curd
    Ginger Root
    Mints

    i respectfully and humbly bow to the thread master
    atta girl
    atta stargirl

    (ginger root, seriously?)
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    chickweed wrote:
    stargirl69 wrote:
    Various Fruit
    Ice Cream
    Jelly
    Cream
    Chocolate
    Beer
    Honey
    Jam
    Chocolate Spread
    Lemon Curd
    Ginger Root
    Mints

    i respectfully and humbly bow to the thread master
    atta girl
    atta stargirl

    (ginger root, seriously?)

    Yes Ginger Root ;) :shock: but it's a P.M story :lol:
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    chickweed wrote:
    i had to have my doctor get one of those damn sponges out
    i never filed it with my insurance because it read

    "removal of foreign object from vagina"

    gold!
    wah
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    am i still the only person who's tried liver and onion's or sauerkraut????WTF!!!!!!! :lol::lol:
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    o.k seriously though my favorite food for bed activity..hash brownie :mrgreen:
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell Posts: 2,161
    Mints are great fun! As is chocolate body paint and cool whip.

    I can't believe this thread isn't locked yet!
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    You people are very naughty.

    And I had a difficult time walking through the produce aisle at the grocery store this evening, thanks to you lot.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    chickweed wrote:

    i had to have my doctor get one of those damn sponges out
    i never filed it with my insurance because it read

    "removal of foreign object from vagina"

    I'm really looking forward to hanging out at PJ20.

    Was he sponge worthy?
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    chickweed wrote:

    i had to have my doctor get one of those damn sponges out
    i never filed it with my insurance because it read

    "removal of foreign object from vagina"

    I'm really looking forward to hanging out at PJ20.

    Was he sponge worthy?

    Note to self: Revise packing list, removing produce of any kind as well as kitchen sponges in case I have company.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    chickweed wrote:

    i had to have my doctor get one of those damn sponges out
    i never filed it with my insurance because it read

    "removal of foreign object from vagina"

    I'm really looking forward to hanging out at PJ20.

    Was he sponge worthy?

    Note to self: Revise packing list, removing produce of any kind as well as kitchen sponges in case I have company.

    If you don't bring sponges how will you clean up the nutella and everything else people seem so fond of?
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:

    I'm really looking forward to hanging out at PJ20.

    Was he sponge worthy?

    Note to self: Revise packing list, removing produce of any kind as well as kitchen sponges in case I have company.

    If you don't bring sponges how will you clean up the nutella and everything else people seem so fond of?

    Not to worry _ 81's in charge of cleaning stuff up.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003

    Not to worry _ 81's in charge of cleaning stuff up.

    Even better.
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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